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HELLO, IT’S GRUNKLE STAN AND I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU. WHAT HAS TWO LEGS DURING THE DAY, FOUR LEGS DURING THE NIGHT, AND, UH, IT’S RED AND WHITE AND, I DUNNO, I’M NO GOOD AT THESE RIDDLES.

IT’S AT OCHRE COURT, ALL RIGHT? THE NEXT CLUE, IT’S AT OCHRE COURT. IT’S, UH, IT’S LIKE, IT’S A BIG OLD BUILDING IN RHODE ISLAND. AND IF YOU GO UP THE STAIRS, THERE’S GONNA BE A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF NUNS ON THE WALL.

YOU GOTTA LOOK BEHIND ONE OF THE NUN PICTURES. SISTER MARY HILDA MILEY. REAL, REAL GROUCH, THAT NUN. LIFT UP THE PICTURE TO FIND A CLUE BEHIND THE NUN. ALL RIGHT? THAT’S THE WHOLE THING.

SO, YOU KNOW, BE CAREFUL WITH THE PICTURE. DON’T BREAK IT. I DON’T WANT YOU TO GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT? YOU DON’T WANT OL’ GRUNKLE STAN GOING TO JAIL.

ANYWAY, GO TO THE PLACE, LOOK BEHIND THE NUN, FIND THE THING, AND UH, UH, ALWAYS? BE… MYS… LOOK OUT FOR MYSTERIES!!! THAT IT, DID, DID I DO IT? ALL RIGHT.

wAIT. WHAT IF CHLOE GOES THROUGH CHRISTMAS CAROL LIKE THING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Like I mean, that’s her redemption episode assuming she has one. Not like the sole one, but it ignites most of her arc.

Like imagine it’s near Christmas and there’s all that holiday joy around and Chloe is being Chloe as usual. Everyone’s all holy joly and trying to have a good time but Chloe kinda ruins the mood, either by like talking bragging about how she’ll have so many presents and the biggest tree, or she’s very bitter about the holidays.

But eventually she pushes too far and every has enough of it, so maybe like Adrien, I guess, just tells her off because everyone is trying to have a good time and if she can’t accept that she should just go. Maybe there’s a Christmas party and she ends up being uninvited. So she kinda reflects a bit, kinda goes off with a “so what?” attitude. Maybe she bumps into Fu and he spews some old man turtle hero wisdom. He leaves and after a while she just finally accepts that her behavior hasn’t helped her at all and as a resolution, decides to try and turn her attitude around and be a better person.

BUT, it’s a gradual process, so we see her start to become nicer over a course of episodes, not to the point where she ends up like Foxy Loxy though. She’s still snarky and sarcastic just without being overtly cruel, selfish and offensive.

anonymous asked:

to celebrate the release of fire emblem 14, how about some cute scenarios with nic, worick and striker reacting to their s/o petting their faces/hair :p

Hello! Sorry for the lack of activity, I hope this makes up for it !!

When Nicolas Brown sat down next to his partner that morning, he certainly wasn’t expecting them to start petting his hair, or pinching his cheeks to test how squishy they were (they weren’t, unfortunately). He’s surprised, and for a few seconds, he’s numb, almost unmoving. His brows are slightly raised, his eyes are wider than usual, and he shoots his s/o a questioning glance to which they just shrugged in response. He also finds that his palms are suddenly sweating and is constantly wiping them on his pants, or the fabric of the couch. Despite this, Nicolas doesn’t object at all - he sits in silence and lets his partner continue to do their… thing. Gradually, he begins to enjoy it, which he doesn’t say, of course, but his relaxed muscles and expression says it all. Yeah, Nicolas Brown might be one of the toughest twilights out there, but even for a tough guy, having someone pet your hair once in a while doesn’t sound like such a bad idea after all.

Worick Archangelo has literally no shame. Having his partner comb their fingers through the blond mob on his head so damn skillfully, all that while their other hand caressed his cheek and traced the outlines of his lips - oh man, that’s some good shit right there. He’d love it, he’d fucking love it and would make it so obvious, too. It just so happened that he was lying down, using their lap as a pillow, and immediately the man reacts by snuggling into them even further. As the act takes place, Worick is constantly humming some sort of happy tune, though sometimes, there are sounds that suggest satisfaction. Unfortunately for him, the petting session abruptly ends the minute he decides to ‘experiment’ by letting out some very sexual sounding moans and before he could count to five, he’d been mercilessly thrown off his partner’s lap. “Awh, (y/n)-chan… Why’d you stop? I was enjoying that, you know…” he’d whine, a pout sitting on his lips.

How good would it be for Striker’s partner if that was how he’d reacted? He’d been perfectly fine when his s/o’s hands were tracing his abs, but the very moment they decided to stick them in his hair and started trying to braid it, the male had immediately bristled. This got even worse when his partner started to pat his cheeks, giggling as they pinched them - he’d reacted with furrowed brows, bulging eyes and a mouth twisted into a frown. “Oi, stop that! I’m not a child!” he’d complained, pulling out the hair ties his lover had feebly attempted to attach to his head (they must have had a hard time considering how how short his hair was), completely ignoring their wails. Unfortunately for him, his partner was fucking diligent and the very moment he gets his hair back to normal, they pounce on him again. This process actually repeated a good four to five times, after which he was finally defeated and ended up letting them do his hair, but not without a scowl. Luckily, to save his pride, he’s got an excuse. “Fine then, I’ll let you play around. But not for free. If you want to make me feel like a child now then treat me like a man tonight.”

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Chibi commission for the sweet @ahri-thefoxylady!

You asked for PF and Talon being their good old selves so here’s PF trying to show Talon how Pokemon Go works! I guess it was kind of inspired off the fact that grouch has been playing a lot of it (I can’t) and these two came to mind when we were out hunting, haha
I really hope it’s to your liking ; v ;

Here’s a bonus! Because it’s not PF and Talon if something doesn’t go wrong~

Please don’t use/edit/repost this art as it is for the use of the commissioner only!

So all in all that was a pretty fun mod.  I, suppose I’m not entirely sure what’s goin on here haha.  I just looked around and noticed that they were both standing next to each other and figured that this was a prime photo op.