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Baekhyun as Your Boyfriend

Originally posted by yixingofficial

Request: Hey, can I have a baekhyun as a boyfriend?? Love your blog!

A/N: Awwee, thank you so much! I hope you enjoy~


  • Beagle couple
  • You know that one couple that is the most cheesy, grotesquely cute, absolutely head-over-heels for each other that you just want to hate because it’s so gross yet you just can’t?
  • That’s you.
  • Never shy about pda
  • Although he would prefer to keep your relationship pretty private
  • To save you from hate of course
  • Really protective of you
  • And gets jealous really easily
  • Pouty jealous Baekhyun
  • But a few little kisses makes everything better
  • Knowing every single member of Exo inside and out because he wants you to be a big family
  • Pestering Kyungsoo with the beagle line
  • Running away from Kyungsoo as he chases you with a hammer with the beagle line
  • Karaoke dates
  • Amusement park dates
  • ChanBaekY/n being a thing
  • Chanyeol lowkey being a third-wheel
  • Him being okay with that
  • Baekhyun going to insane lengths to make you happy
  • Because your smile is easily his favorite thing in the world
  • Cuddlessssss
  • So many cuddles
  • “Y/n~ come here, I’m tired and the bed is cold without you.”
  • Having to take care of him a lot
  • “Baek that’s not food”
  • “Wait no stop you’re gonna fALL”
  • “THAT ISN’T EDIBLE BAEKHYUN”
  • “WAIT STOP”
  • I should probably mention how many forehead kisses you will receive
  • That’s like his favorite thing ever
  • And you’re just like okay??????
  • Video game dates while eating 10 pounds of junk food
  • Don’t be surprised if you wake up from a nap and have little doodles all over your arms and legs
  • “You should get these tattooed on you. I’m an artist.”
  • Honestly, pranking each other a lot
  • Also showering together
  • Not in that way
  • He just likes to cover you with bubbles
  • Doing little experiments together
  • You’d just really be each other’s best friend
  • And you would take life one step at a time together
  • Everyone needs a squishy Byun Baekhyun in their life tbh
  • But yeah, just the cutest little bubbly couple ever.

-Admin Yeonie

DeanCas Halloween husbands.

“C’mon, Dean!”

Castiel marches up the driveway, past the distressed-looking jack-o-lanterns and fake spider webs. Though he’d normally be terrified by the grotesque heads hanging from the tree up front and the scary mannequins dotting the path to the door, a husband is brave.

So Cas is brave, too.

He adjusts his blue tie and holds tight to the little bucket in his hands, fingers turning almost white. There’s a witch handing out candy, but she looks nice enough, and Castiel sets his four year-old shoulders before continuing on.

He’s almost at the door when he notices his husband is missing.

“Dean!”

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