gross.com

well i know when you’re around ‘cause i know the sound,

i know the sound, of your heart ❣

heres some pastel!dan and punk!phil for you bc im trash for that au

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Totally me. House centipedes creep me out like almost NO other bug. *shudders*

The truth

I love how everyone sees a Gakushuu and Karma break up in fan fiction so horrible and depressing but all I can think of is this happening:

Karma: *Sitting at home in the dark watching a romance movie*
Nagisa: *Walks in* You left the door unlocked. *sits next to Karma* Oh no…not aga-
Karma: *Screams as the female protagonist goes back to her ex* DON’T DO IT YOU’LL ONLY GET HURT-
Nagisa: Karma it’s just a mov-
Karma: THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE ME ALL UGLY AND GROSS WATCHING ROM COMS AND EAT ING ROCKY ROAD *shovels huge spoonful in his mouth* IT’S SO GOOD THOUGH
Nagisa: Karma stop-
Karma: *Sobbing over his rocky road*
Nagisa: DAMMIT KARMA

Penpal Wanted

ouob

Hi, my name is Thao and im 16 from Australia. I hope to have some penpal friends ~

My ‘perfect’ penpal would be someone older than 15 and younger than 21. Girl or boy doesn’t matter. Sexuality, religion or race doesn’t matter, I would like to meet you in writing.

I’m interested in drawing and crafting and cartoons and manga and music, I’m interested in so many things, so write to me about, really anything. 

I like The IT Crowd, Community, Friends, Game of Thrones (haven’t finished yet), Gorillaz, Sakanaction, Akmu, Capital Cities, Quick Style and so many more random things.

I don’t like gross and unclean things. And I have a strong dislike to bugs especially concroaches, they are so gross.

orangetiger88884 @ gmail.com

when you want to buy tickets to fall out boy's tour but then you remember wiz khalifa is gonna be there

Theater Floors Are Gross

Preshow

“Is…is that audience member not wearing shoes?”

During Show

“The lady without shoes is looking at her phone again. She never does anything, she just keeps checking it.”

"Maybe she’s waiting for a shoe order to arrive.”

*Submitted by Wombat

spring quarter [an eremika fic]

Rating: Mature
Tags: Modern AU, College, Secret Relationship
Word Count: 6,618
Synopsis: When Eren and Mikasa get together over spring break, they resolve to keep their new relationship quiet until they can tell Armin in person. Turns out keeping a secret like this isn’t as easy as they hoped.

Read it on AO3–>

Wake Up Call

I know I’m kind of late to the party, sammyjo16, but I hope you haven’t gotten too many of these. I read your request and my hand kind of slipped…

Word Count: 1,066

Emma’s alarm clock starts going off at 8:15 on the dot.

Still mostly sleeping, she reaches for it and pushes snooze. As she lays her head back down on her pillow, Killian drapes an arm around her waist and nuzzles his face into the back of her neck.

“Morning, Swan.”

She smiles and turns in his arms so that she can look at his face. His features are still soft with sleep, and his voice is heavy and tired.

Emma gives him a peck on the lips before burying her face in his neck and cuddling further into his embrace, the feel of his cotton tee shirt against her cheek soothing her back to sleep. “Good morning. I’m sorry if I woke you.”

Keep reading

Iwa and Oikawa argue a lot and they have a flare up every month or so and Matsukawa and Hanamaki are always the ones to have to help and they’re like

“Alright Maki it your turn to watch shitty alien movies and rom-coms with gross crying Oikawa and I’m gonna go get wasted with Iwa until he’s over the emotional constipation"