gross rules

Children need to learn that a fandom is not a “child approved” place. Children need to learn that Tumblr, is not a “Child approved” place. Adults aren’t “pushing you out” of a safe space. It never was. 

Just because the show is meant for children, does not mean that they get to roam freely around and do whatever the hell they wish unsupervised. 

Bronycon is a convention for the show MLP, but that doesn’t mean that children get to just walk around willy nilly. It’s still up to their parents to provide safety and support. The con staff provide protection to everyone at the con, but that doesn’t mean that they are your child’s babysitter or guardian

The same logic applies to fandoms, Tumblr, and the internet. The website sets rules for what is or isn’t allowed. A fandom is a space for anyone who likes the show. It’s a infinite space where pretty much anything regarding the fandom is allowed. Yes, this includes “pedophilic” ships and things that make you uncomfortable. 

If you really want a place that is 100% child safe, go to chickensmoothie, neopets, etc. and any other website that is specifically catered to your child senses. not Tumblr. 

Tumblr allows NSFW material. So ya know what you do if you see something NSFW and you don’t wanna see it? 

1. Block the person who posted it or unfollow

2. Use Tumblr-Savior / X-Kit

3. TURN ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SAFE SEARCH 

So to all of those who ship Shaladin… Shidge… Sheith… Shance… Shunk… Shklance… 

Keep on shippin’. As long as you tag your NSFW as NSFW, then you aren’t breaking any rules, being gross, or pedophilic because at the end of the day, they’re fictional characters. You aren’t the babysitter of some brat on the internet. 

And to all you Anti-Shaladins… Out there harassing people…

*Replace video game with cartoon

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best of greys - winning a battle, losing the war
     I’ve been wondering to myself, why are you so hell bent on getting me to go out with you? You know you’re my boss, you know it’s against the rules, you know I keep saying no. It’s the chase.
    

the-tao-of-fandom  asked:

For prompts: So I'm interested to hear about the courtship of female Sam Vimes and Lady Ramkin because obviously that's something everyone needs in their lives. (or just the life of a female Sam in general)

inspired by x

Those nights when she makes it home at something approaching a decent hour, Sam will lie in bed with Sybil’s head on her stomach. Sybil keeps her hair very short and fine beneath her wigs, and Sam likes the feel of it, tracing every dip and line of Sybil’s skull, from the soft rolls of her neck to the slope of her temples, the sharp curve of her widow’s peak. Her fingertips could map out Ankh-Morpork on Sybil’s skin, though sometimes she got distracted and forgot where Scooner’s Lane ended and the faint divot beneath Sybil’s ear began.

Sometimes Sybil will talk, or read aloud, and Sam thinks—there’s the Chase, there is always the Chase, but this might the only thing she’s ever known where there’s joy in the having.

What are you thinking about? Sybil asks sometimes, and Sam says, Nothing, nothing. Tell me more, I was listening. I like listening to you.

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There was an Understanding.

The Understanding was: Her Grace, Lady Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Ramkin, had, on the twelfth of May, married Captain Samantha Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. It was a very lovely ceremony. There had been cake.

Questions on the matter, such as “is there legal precedent for this”, “where exactly are the records for—” and “how does a noble title pass to a duchess’ wife” could be respectfully addressed to the Patrician.

It was amazing how quickly people Understood, when Vetinari was suggested as the alternate means of education.

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hey guys!! im bored so let’s do some b l o g r a t e s alright 

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posts: not my thing | pretty great | im highkey stalking your blog rn

following?: no but ily | i am now | ofc i am | unfollow button? what’s that

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some more irrelevant stuff:

- i’m tagging these with “dee does blogrates” if you don’t wanna see them!

- if this flops then we’re pretending it never happened. blogrates who??

anonymous asked:

If you're an unwed knight with no lady love you're courting, what's the protocol for naming a Queen of Love and Beauty at a tourney? Do you have to name the noblewoman of highest rank there, like the queen should she be attending? Do you honor the wife or daughters of the host? Should you crown a relative of yours like your mum? Can you throw the flower crown like a bouquet into a group of ladies? If you have a bastard daughter, is it going to get you killed to crown her?

Thanks for the question, Anon.

That’s a good question, and unfortunately one limited by our relatively small pool of known Queens of Love and Beauty. We don’t know how required it is for a knight to honor a woman at a tourney, or how often it actually happens. Only four women were ever named by victors of tourneys as Queens of Love and Beauty - then-Queen Naerys, named by her brother Aemon; then-Princess Rhaella, named by Bonifer Hasty; Lyanna Stark, named by Prince Rhaegar; and Lynesse Hightower, named by Jorah Mormont - though Rhaenyra makes a possible fifth (Gyldayn says that, after the melee at Maidenpool in 104 AC, Ser Criston Cole gave Rhaenyra “the victor’s laurel”, though the archmaester does not explicitly name her Queen of Love and Beauty, and whether the same chivalric rules apply to melees as to jousts are unsettled in our knowledge of Westeros).

That being said, I think a good place to start thinking about this question is the thought Barristan has in ADWD concerning his plans for if he had won at Harrenhal:

Rhaegar had chose Lyanna Stark of Winterfell, Barristan Selmy would have made a different choice. Not the queen, who was not present. Nor Elia of Dorne, though she was good and gentle; had she been chosen, much war and woe might have been avoided. His choice would has been a young maiden not long at court, one of Elia’s companions…though compared to Ashara Dayne, the Dornish princess was a kitchen drab.

There’s a pretty clear calculus in Barristan’s head when thinking about the woman he would have honored: “not the queen”, followed by “nor Elia of Dorne" - that is to say, the crown princess, and with Rhaella the two highest-ranking women in Westeros. Barristan knows the chivalric rules in and out - he had done well in and/or won at least five major jousts/melees before Harrenhal - and so I think we can take his calculus as some baseline on what a knight “should” be thinking when he decides to crown a woman as Queen of Love and Beauty.

It’s sensible, after all, to think first of naming the highest-ranking woman present as Queen of Love and Beauty. On the one hand, it’s part of the game of courtly love: the victorious knight worshiping from afar the unreachable, supreme beauty that is the lady of the castle; the lady herself, at the summit of all vassals’ desires, accepts the strange role reversal - the subservient man and the ruling woman - while still remaining untouchable. There is, however, a more practical benefit than merely this amusing ideal. To suggest that another woman exceeds the highest-ranking lady there upsets this courtly balance, and may subsequently be seen as an insult - and in a land where personal relationships and gestures are so key to political decisions, a courtly insult to a high-ranking woman might effectively shut out a knight from great lordly favor, especially depending on how high the woman’s rank and how lowly the knight.

Now, that being said, there is some room for maneuverability within that calculus, depending on both the knight himself and the context of the tourney. Would, for example, Barristan Selmy’s naming Ashara Dayne the Queen of Love and Beauty at Harrenhal have been cause for sensation, even with Princess Elia present? I tend to think not: Ashara might have come below the princess she served in rank (although not so far - she was still a lady companion to the crown princess, after all), but she was not betrothed to any man, and Barristan himself, as a member of the Kingsguard, was (at least supposedly) celibate and wed only to his duty, so it may have seemed only a chaste acknowledgement of Ashara's evident beauty (and, as I’ll talk about in a second, there can be strong romantic/sexual overtones to the naming of a Queen of Love and Beauty). Conversely, Bran’s remembered story about Aemon the Dragonknight suggests that either King Aegon IV himself or (perhaps if Aegon had gotten too obese to joust) his loyal noble flunkies desired to crown Aegon’s current mistress as Queen of Love and Beauty; this would ordinarily be a gross violation of chivalric rules - crowning a mistress in front of a wife and queen - but was permitted, even encouraged, in the lascivious court of the Unworthy King. We don’t know if Queen Aemma was present for that meleee at Maidenpool, but even if she had been it might not have seemed so unorthodox for Criston Cole to offer her daughter, rather than the queen herself, the laurel: Rhaenyra was the Realm’s Delight, the courtiers’ pet, doted upon by all, including her royal father; Criston, no fool, might have supposed that honoring the king’s much-favored daughter would be a means of advancing his own standing in the king’s eyes.  

As I mentioned, though, there can often be an implicit romantic/sexual message contained in the choice of the Queen of Love and Beauty. Winning that crown gives a knight the chance to single out a woman in a great crowd of nobility as particularly beautiful and desirable, and for an unmarried man, such a move might be the first step toward declaring an interest in betrothing himself to this woman. It’s no coincidence, I think, that Lord Ashford threw his infamous tourney to celebrate his maiden daughter’s thirteenth nameday (a traditional age for betrothals among highborn maids) and made her the initial queen of love and beauty: doubtless he was hoping that the eventual winner, instead of declaring a new queen, would confirm her as Queen of Love and Beauty, perhaps even think of her as a potential bride. Jorah’s case is a more obvious example, with Jorah not only singling out the Maiden of Oldtown for the honor but then using his winning to ask for her hand. Moreover, I think it needs little repeating how wildly rule-breaking Rhaegar’s actions were at the Tourney of Harrenhal: as crown prince and a seeming living embodiment of chivalry, he passed over his own wife (the crown princess, no less, to go back to the first point) and honored the fiancée of his future bannerman, the Lord of Storm’s End - perhaps appearing, to the onlookers, as though he were offering to make Lyanna his official mistress.  

In terms of some of the specific scenarios suggested … maybe, depending on what the champion wanted to say with his gesture. Tourneys, after all, are public stages for the nobility, a rare opportunity for a good number of different Houses to gather in a single place; at the moment when a Queen of Love and Beauty is named, a knight has a singular chance to have all eyes focused on him and his actions. Maybe, for example, a young (and unmarried) lord who had just come out of his regency would offer the crown to his mother, in testament to her importance as his regent (though some onlookers might wonder why he did not have his eye on any of the eligible women who would certainly be present). On a related note, I could see where Brandon Stark might have chosen his sister had he won the day at Harrenhal, and the choice not have been a scandaous one: with his Tully fiancée probably not present, the sister of whom he seemed to be fond was a natural choice, reinforcing the closeness of the Stark clan (and with Aemon, there is precedent for a brother honoring a sister). A bastard daughter would be much harder - a champion would be risking offending every woman of noble rank present by placing a bastard above them, even in the symbolic context of a tourney crowning - though in a very debauched court like that of Aegon IV (not his precisely, since Aegon seemed to care little for his bastard daughters, but one like it), perhaps such a gesture would not have seemed so scandalous. I doubt, however, that any knight would have merely tossed the crown into a crowd, again given the uniqueness of this opportunity to send a message (unless his only options were undesirable to him, but then I can think of better gestures he could make - say, piously declaring at his victory that he would grant the crown only to the Maiden, fairest of all women).

Suffice to say, I think the crowning of the Queen of Love and Beauty depends on both the knight and the context of the tourney. Who is he - as exalted as a prince, or as lowly as a hedge knight looking to make a name for himself as a tourney champion? Who is present among the ladies, and what is the champion’s relationship to the greatest of them? Is the champion married, and if so is his wife present? Most of all, what sort of message does that knight want to send to the assembled nobility? The answers to these questions would determine what he did with the all-important crown.

The Queen Regent (NFriel)

rules: you’ll have to tag 15 people at the end of this challenge

Got tagged by @aheavymassofblah

Thank you darling! 

five things you’ll find in my bag (aside from my wallet):

  1. basically a pharmacy (i’m the mom friend)
  2. headphones 
  3. makeup bag (I often do my makeup when I get to work)
  4. book of the moment
  5. planner

five things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  1. the basics (bed, dresser, side table)
  2. multiple stacks of unread books
  3. a never ending pile of laundry
  4. more blankets/pillows than a single human should ever need
  5. candles

five things I've always wanted to do:

  1. travel (I will never have enough time off or money)
  2. go to graduate school
  3. move downtown (Chicago)
  4. get a dog
  5. learn a new language

five things that make me happy:

  1. music
  2. bubble baths
  3. wine
  4. movies (I own 250+ DVDs)
  5. spending time with my loved ones (friends, family)

five things i’m currently into:

  1. BTS (shocker)
  2. k-dramas
  3. read more books (currently reading American Gods)
  4. self care 
  5. Harry Potter (always)

five things on my to do list:

  1. save money (for a new car)
  2. clean my apartment
  3. do like 7 loads of laundry
  4. make plans with friends for my next days off
  5. drink more water

Now to tag people…I’m just going to tag mutuals. I am the worst at keeping in touch on this site, but I’d love to get to know everyone better! BUT of course, this is optional! No pressure! 

@silvertae, @parkjiminbiased, @barbieomoviegeek, @sugamuse, @kissionaccomplished, @sugapunk, @95s, @daegucrew, @peach-fuzz-zitao, @nochanyeolno, @chanyeolcide, @la-petite-schu, @mytaeddy, @mandamae4, @aegyo-shinee

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got curious an asked jade wwhat human parents are

kinda wwish i hadnt

puts a lot a these questions into a neww perspectivve honestly

i mean i aint really into human biology but one thing i knoww for sure is that wweird shit happens if you reproduce wwith your genetic forebears

an if anythin flushed is happenin betwween you an your lusus then somethin is DEFINITELY wwrong

Ok so I think I owe Gabe lunch.

So apparently Gabe was able to down the pepper but had an allergic reaction to it. He couldn’t drink milk and doesn’t have white bread and so it munching on a tortilla. He also has ghost pepper seeds stuck in his teeth XD Ik this is bad and I should feel bad for laughing but I’m cacking myself at 7 am because of this. He has seeds in his teeth XD Not posting the video or anything

EDIT: ok wait no wasn’t allergic reaction to the pepper it was to the milk that Gabe used to help down the pepper because apparently the pepper was really gross. That breaks the rules tho @justreapermainthings so I win :3

Meh I’ll probs still buy you lunch lol.