gross i hate my life

love yourself, cause nobody else is gonna do it for you

Biker!Thorin - Bagginshield modern AU

A long cross country journey with some tough bikers and a soft townie ends pretty fucking gay.
I had a story for this but this is looking shittier and shittier the more I look at it soooo

On Her Period Sentence Starters

“You know, if I was pregnant, this wouldn’t be a problem.”
“Am I dying? I feel like I’m dying.”
“At least I know I’m not pregnant…”
“I don’t even want kids! This is stupid.”
“I can eat whatever I want. I deserve it.”
“How have I not passed out from bloodloss? Seriously.”
“I hate everyone. And everything.”
“Why does God hate women?!”
“The government needs to start paying for tampons.”
“I just want to curl up in a ball and die.”
“I don’t want to go to work. Why do I have to go to work?’
"I’m just sick and tired and bloated and gross.”
“I’m so hungry.”
“I hate my life.”
“Where is my heating pad?!”
“People should just stay clear of me during this time in my life.”
“I’m too sensitive. And angry.”
“I’m so horny but I’m so gross.”
“I thought it was only meant to last like 5 days. What is this?”
“ I’m seriously going to kill someone.”
“Oh my god oh my god oh my god I think I’m leaking.”
“Fuck. I just sneezed. Oh, that did NOT feel good.”
“I think it’s creeping up my back, END ME.”
“There is nothing ‘vagical’ about this!”
“I’m on my period. According to society, I’m allowed to be a bitch.”

to be honest, when people ask what’s wrong I just don’t answer because I don’t even know myself at this point
—  fucked-up-little-mind

with this drawing of stupid babyface leon i broke the chain of my 4785 dragon age fanarts

i just figured i’ve never drawn the dude i have such a big crush on it literally caused me problems in real life, fuck u leon ♥

flauschy  asked:

Could you post your hatewatch oath? I loved it!

Sure! Credit goes to M for this glorious declaration. 

Fat Pink Cast’s Game of Thrones Hatewatch Oath

Night gathers, and now my hate watch begins.

It shall not end until this show’s death. Which might be soon if it doesn’t get better.

I shall make no wife, no lands, or children watch this crappy ass show with me unless they really want to.

I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my tumblr posts.

I am the bored in the darkness. I am the watcher on the HBOgo.

I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of fans who have to deal with gross rape apologists

I pledge my life and honor to the Hate Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.”


do you ever get that really over-whelming feeling that no one needs you and no one likes you and the people that call you a friend only say it out of kindness but they dont actually really like you at all and you have no one bc people only tolerate you enough for a conversation every now and then and i think i need a drink