gross as ff

My depression has tanked significantly over the past 24 hours, I have the writers block again, I’m bleeding out my vagina, my tea is cold and I hate this song but the mouse is too far away so I guess I’ll just suffer through it because I literally do not have the energy to get out of this bed right now
Mental illness can eat my gross blood-spewing vag ffs send help
Or warmer tea.

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i’ll keep you safe, so place your trembling hand in mine,
i'd give everything for you to say that you’ll stay by my side.

Mystic Coffee - Part III/?

Pairing: Clarke x Lexa
Chapter Length: 5,702 words
Rating: Teen (for now at least)
Fic Summary: Lexa is 95% certain that the girl that comes into her coffee shop each morning is a witch. Whether it’s the tattoos that she swears move when she sees them out of the corner of her eye or the way the girl’s hair changes color if she looks long enough (not that she’s staring), Lexa is positive something strange is going on.

[Read Part III on AO3]

Hi, dolls!

The time has come for another hideous follow forever. I’m superlate with this, but at least it’s done, I guess. 
Follow forevers are curious creatures, because you usually celebrate something with them - you either reached a milestone or it’s holiday-time/birthday, and you include all the blogs you are following, all your friends, amazing mutuals, cool graphic-makers, fanfictions writers, fanartists etc, to show how much you appreciate their presence on your dash. With this post, I would like to thank all the blogs I’m following and I would like to express my gratitude to all the blogs who decided to follow me - I might not follow you back, but I check my notifications regularly, I know that you guys are here with me. Now that I’m over the sentimental part, I would like to wish a happy new year to everyone - let’s hope for the best on 2016, né?

Couldn’t include all 335 blogs I’m following right now, but you can always check my blogroll - every blog has an amazing individual behind it ^^

Bold: favourites
Italics: friends (let’s get to know each other better)
Both: I’m most grateful for knowing you.

0-D

@0ocrystalo0 | @actual-aliens | @aflightlesscrow | @akagaeru | @akai-anna | @akashi-seijurou | @ali-tsukishima | @arakita-chan | @atsueshi | @bakakawa | @bakashouyou | @bakuhatsuh | @basketbizzle | @bokutokouutaro | @canoeingninjin | @chibitetsu | @chrysama | @cibee | @cloudxstrife | @diganne | @dracos-phoenix

E-K

@ererichi | @fallibleflakes | @firebyfire | @fuckgrimm | @gummyfoxes | @hawuka | @hharukas | @holdvirag | @httpsasuke | @ikahomine | @ikemen-catcher | @irlmiyuki | @irlphilippa | @kandismon | @kanneki | @kanneki-ken | @kawatsukiss | @killmeheichou | @killthedemoninsideyou | @kiteflower | @kuramisawa | @kurasmoochme | @kurokonobasuke | @kuroohina | @kvrootetsvrou |

L-P

@ladyseara | @liamsen | @lzayah | @memorydd | @meowable-chan | @midforde | @mikhhail | @mirasen | @mitemitai | @nao-chan-san | @narukummies | @nee-saan | @nijimurashuuzo | @officialwakatoshi | @oikawah | @onepan-man | @panda-kai | @puwacchi | @pyunsukee |

Q-Z

@queerswimming | @rinismydarling | @rrraichi | @ryoutta | @sawamuraseijun | @seijjuro | @seitsuya | @sekaiichiyaoi | @seungris-eyebrows | @smiling-walker | @splashofsky | @ssousuke | @steamingwonderland | @story-kat | @strangulated-harlot | @superkuroneko | @susumatsuoka | @taiga-taiga-burning-bright | @taigastripes | @tatsudai | @tetsumine | @themightynyunyi | @tooru | @toorumutsukii | @tsukki-s | @violinic | @vitarmin | @wincytards | @xeshirefm0 | @yamaqchi |

“You can do this. You’ve got this.”

The young man looked down at the ground, hearing the final notes of “I Kissed a Girl” echo loudly around the stadium in the back of his mind.

“MMpf mmbth bph!” The shark to his left seemed to be talking to him, but whatever words of encouragement he had to say were lost underneath the heavy felt of his costume.

Left shark clapped his hands together and walked out to his mark. The lights went up. This was his time to shine. And that was when he realized that he had no idea what was going on.

Left shark frantically tried to look at his partner in crime, but they had split up. Katy had entered the stage. Teenage Dream was playing. This would be the end of his career.

In that moment, left shark looked up. The crowd was jumping up and down to the beat. Even over Katy’s voice, he could hear them singing along. A surfboard to his right danced with all his might. He looked to a beach ball to his left and… did that beach ball just wink at him? Even the palm trees were happy. Left shark felt like he truly understood every single emotion Katy poured into her #1 smash-hit single.

And that’s when left shark realized that he had a chance - a chance to show people that one of his life’s biggest failures could become his life’s biggest success.

He marched right up to his mark for the chorus and started flailing his fins around like a fish out of water. “THIS IS THE MOST FREEING NIGHT OF MY LIFE! EVERYONE WILL LOOK UP TO ME! THEY’LL SAY ‘THAT LEFT SHARK, HE’S AN INSPIRATION! HE SHOWS US ALL WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO BE TRUE TO YOURSELF!’ THIS VERY MOMENT WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME!”

And it did. After Katy’s performance, every beach ball, palm tree and surfboard came over to congratulate left shark. His phone lit up with texts and tweets from all his friends. He was in newspapers and television shows across the world.

Left shark was a hero.

so tumblr staff can spend all that time and effort to make a shitty new layout for posts but they can’t give us a decent messaging system?? whatever happened to them listening to the users and taking feedback from them like a good company does? we’ve been practically begging for an instant messaging type of addition to tumblr for years and we haven’t gotten anything except for terrible design changes and more ads than an hour long youtube video