anonymous asked:

Majora's Mask sucks. It's a cheap childish game made by a childish company. The only good thing that came out of it is Ben Drowned. Five Nights at Freddy's is a much better game. It's more popular and has great, unsuspecting jumpscares. FNAF beats Legend of Zelda 24/7 and the animatronics could easily kill Link. It's a fact. Don't be salty :)

Majora’s Mask

is cheap and childish

you say?

If anything, Majora’s Mask is one of the most darkest games out there. I’m sure lots of gamers would agree, even before Ben Drowned was created. It’s the imagery and the concept of Majora that gives the game it’s creepy touch. Unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s where it relies on jumpscares that get repetitive after a while.I would admire the game’s original concept of murderous robots if the creator hadn’t confirmed that they were possessed by dead kids. I actually decided not to buy the game once I heard this because it was so stupid and cliche.

Which one of these looks more scary once you mute the screaming? This?

Or this?

Also, do you honestly think that just because the animatronics are popular means that they can defeat anything? If popularity= good then that must mean that Fifty Shades of Grey is the best book in existence. As for a full-on fight, I think that the animatronics (except probably Foxy) would act nice towards Link, considering that he’s still a child. Even if they didn’t, Link could just pull out some bombs or simply transform into Fierce Deity.

All in all Anon, I feel as if you’re one of those rabid FNAF fans who can’t take an opinion and thinks that revising your posts makes you look progressive.

Games like The Legend of Zelda will never die.Games like Five Nights at Freddy’s are just fads that will soon fade into obscurity. Come back when your precious point-and-click horror game gets a better score on IGN as well as wins the Game Of The Decade award. Until then……

  • ZELDA: Groose, what a pleasant...surprise.
  • GROOSE: Isn't it though? I'm just full of surprises. You know, Zelda, there's not a girl in town who wouldn't love to be in your shoes. This is the day... This is the day your dreams come true.
  • ZELDA: What do you know about my dreams, Groose?
  • GROOSE: Plenty. Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, a pumpkin soup boiling on the fire, and my little wife, massaging my feet, while the little ones play with the loftwings. We'll have six or seven.
  • ZELDA: Loftwings?
  • GROOSE: No, Zelda! Strapping boys, like me!

The Fresh Prince of Grooseland

bunnikkila  asked:

Ask Meme: I'll go wiiiiith GROOSE.


  • Why I like them: what’s not to love?! he goes from “somewhat generic/annoying antagonist” to a more mature person, who takes responsibility and fights for what’s right, while still maintaining his silliness and being downright funny. he’s incredible comic relief - “the legend of groose” and “grooseland” where my favorite jokes, but also how touchy he gets about his hair. he has genuinely affection for both zelda and impa and learns to overcome petty jealousy and seeing zelda as a prize to be won to seeing her as a person - instead of whining about what he doesn’t have he learns to pull his own weight all while maintaining his general cokciness (how proud he was of his machine!) once he had something worth bragging about. a lot of times in zelda the side characters are people you need to save or worse, take on escort missions, but he was genuinely helpful in terms of gameplay and story and watching him develop without losing that great and unique Big Ham personality of his was honestly a privilege. his genuine-ness, his earnestness, his determination and capacity for change…i could literally keep going forever
  • Why I don’t: um excuse me there is NOTHING not to like about groose ASIDE from the fact that he didn’t get his own spinoff game, thank you VERY much he is LITERALLY perfect, bye
  • Favorite episode (scene if movie):

there’s so much i love about them but this was probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire game. it’s SO FCKING FUNNY - him freaking out about gorons and trees and tiny birds (who then decide he is their favorite perch forevermore), that moment when you think hyrule is about to gets its name and he busts out “GROOSELAND,” it all leaves me in stitches - and yet when he cries in relief upon hearing zelda is all right my heart is still feeling human emotion for him. also any scene with him and impa in it A++++

  • Favorite line: “on this little adventure i like to call the legend of groose” lmfao bye
  • Favorite outfit: well he just has the one, sadly
  • OTP: none, but like i said, i could probably buy him in an ot3 w/ zelda and link if it was done well
  • Brotp: GROOSE AND IMPA!! she knew he was good bc her young self had seen him be good and she taught him so much and he had so much respect for her and she humored him and had patience with him and genuinely cared about him when everyone else was only tolerating him and she taught him humility and 
  • Head Canon: good with kids!! whoever he winds up with he has a whole fuckton of them and he’s a Great Dad
  • Unpopular opinion: best side character ever, bye
  • A wish: MORE OF HIM!
  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: idk, this one doesn’t rly work for zelda games
  • 5 words to best describe them: perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect!! i know i’m getting lazy with these haha
  • My nickname for them: i’m gonna start deleting this question none of them have nicknames!!!