anonymous asked:

What noises would seventeen make in bed? Eg moaners groaners heavy breathers ect? if you can't do all, could you please do wonwoo, mingyu, dino and hansol? Thank you, I appreciate your hard work!

S.Coups/Seungcheol- Heavy breather, groaner, sweet talker (would whisper sweet things to you in your ear)

Jeonghan- Panter, Moaner

Joshua- Heavy Breather, Groaner (Only at orgasm)

Jun/Junhui- PANTER, Groaner, Dirty Talker

Hoshi/Soonyoung- Sweet Talker, Moaner, Heavy Breather

Wonwoo- Heavy breather, sometimes Groaner 

Woozi/Jihoon- Heavy Breather, M O A N E R (even though he’d try not to)

DK(Dokyum)/Seokmin- Groaner, Sweet talker

Mingyu- Moaner, Groaner

The8/Minghao- Moaner 

Seungkwan- aLL OF IT. ALL OF THE ABOVE. 

Vernon/Hansol- Heavy breather, Orgasm Groaner

Dino/Chan- Moaner, Panter

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Seventeen in bed

(S.Coups) I think SeungChol would be really focused on making you feel good. Like every moan and whimper he could pull from you, would be music to his ears. He would groan every time he knew he had pleased you. He would also be a quiet groaner, wanting to hear every noise that comes from your mouth.

(Jeonghan) He would be a moaner. Trying to please you, but also wanting you to please him just as much. He would give you just as much as you have him. Nothing more, nothing less.

(Joshua) He would be so caring and tender. He would touch you, kiss you, and make love to you like he would never get the opportunity again. He would whisper how much he loved you as he made love to you, making you feel like there is nothing more important than you.

(Jun) He would tease you until you were a whimpering mess. Only when you would beg him for mercy would he give in and fuck you. He would be so loud as he fucked you senseless. Groaning and moaning, trying to kiss you to hide his noises.

(Hoshi) He would be a little clueless and have you lead the way at first. Once he got the hang of it though, he would do all the work, so proud that he was able to make you feel good. Even if he didn’t finish, he would make sure you were satisfied before getting satisfied himself.

(Woozi) He would take charge, making sure you knew who’s boss. He would groan so loud as he fucked you relentlessly. He’s the type of person to say “yeah, I was good wasn’t I?” Once you two were finished.

(Mingyu) Mingyu would be different every time. One time he would want you to have all the power, allowing you to make him feel good. Another time he might make you feel as good as it can get, not letting you do anything. In both circumstances, he would be quiet, trying to hold in his moans.

(WonWoo) He is like Woozi. He knows he’s good and isn’t afraid of other people knowing it. All cockiness forgotten though as he fucked you good and hard.

(DK) He would be sweet, but every once in a while he’d get a little rough. He’d instantly realize this and start being the caring person again. He would love hearing you moan his name, silent so he wouldn’t miss a single sound.


I saw a trailer for The Great Wall last night when I was watching the Expanse. It did not look good. If there were only Chinese actors in it and the tone wasn’t comedic, it’d probably be too cheesy to watch anyway. But Matt Damon front and center just tips it over into serious groaner territory. 

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     “You know, Henry…I still don’t understand how one gets dragged into Silent Hill. I mean…don’t you have to have done something horrible to deserve getting pulled there?” he asked, sipping at his whiskey. Though he’d been a guard of the realm for quite some time, he never understood why. He couldn’t recall having done anything to catch the attention of Samael or any other being to lurked within the ashen town.

Makeout Session - Jin (BTS)

His got so long idk what happened 😱 Hoseok up next ~

Jin is so god damn respectful but we all know he’s a whore so let’s just say he’s a very very very horny kisser. Maybe it would depend on the situation I suppose ? Like if he’s stressed and needing relief you should probably expect him to attack the crap out of your mouth. His kisses would be so sloppy and needy if he was having a bad day. But if everything is a-okay, he’d be romantic and think about your pleasure as he softly kisses you. His (very large holy Christ) hands would be roaming all over your beautiful body, tracing your curves and no doubt murmuring about how much he loves you and how gorgeous you are to him against your lips.

Jin would either kiss you hella god damn fast or extremely slow and passionate. Again, depends on his day at work and his mood. But we all know he is one beautiful beautiful groaner when he’s liking what’s going on.

Positions … hmm. Jin is so hard to read sometimes but he’s probably love you on his lap. If he’s feeling lovey. If not then you’ll probably get slammed up against the door of yalls apartment but who knows for sure right. He can be aggressive if he wants to be but like a gentle aggressive ya know.

If somebody walked in, Jin would shut them down immediately. Hide you first, then turn to scold the shit out of whoever just barged in on you two. Mama Jin would definitely come out , (or daddy, whichever you prefer.)

I got carried away ..

OK, what if Kylo Ren discovered Hux’s sense of humor. Accidentally. By making an unintentional pun and feeling Hux mentally straining not to laugh from across the room. From then on Kylo Ren becomes the undisputed master of bad puns. Real groaners delivered deadpan in sepulchral intonation from behind that mask. No one ever DARES to laugh. And he will. not. stop. Meanwhile, Hux thinks it’s goddamn hilarious. Hux HATES that he finds them so funny, that Ren is actually funny. Ren makes him suppress giggles on the bridge every shift. Ren only speaks during high command teleconferences to deliver shitty puns and watch Hux twitch. The looks on the other Generals’ faces are the best part.

@youdidnotseeme & I come up with the best AUs. 

anonymous asked:

Okay you can either pick one or do all, your choice! Ships: Iwaoi, oisuga, kagehina, kuroken, kenhina and daisuga Have a nice day!


Iwaoi // Oisuga // Kagehina // Kuroken // Daisuga

Who is louder?

Oikawa. His moans are practically pornographic. //  It can go either way between the two, although Oikawa makes it his life mission to make Suga as vocal as he can because his moans are just so unbelievably hot // Hinata. He usually lets out a plethora of grunts, groans and moans whereas Kageyama is prone to the occasional groan and string of cusses // Kuroo is prone to let out a few loud groans during the sexytimes although, like Oikawa, he does whatever he can to make Kenma just as vocal because his little moans and mewls are enough to make him melt // Again, it can go either way between these two. Daichi’s a groaner and Suga’s a big ol’ moaner.

Who is more experimental? 

Oikawa. Iwa may be rough but he’s pretty vanilla // They’re both pretty adventurous but Suga tends to be even more so than Oikawa // Hinata. Kags wouldn’t even be aware of other positions if it weren’t for Hinata // Kuroo // Suga

Who takes more risks? 

Oikawa // Oikawa // Hinata // Kuroo // Suga

Do they fuck or make love? 

These guys FUCK, for two reasons. One: Iwaizumi is a fucking beast, Two : Oikawa is a damn tease .Reason one usually leads to reason two, Oikawa teasing Iwaizumi because he wants those gorgeous bara arms pinning him down while Iwa completely destroys him // They tend to be more slow and controlled rather than fuck // It can go either way between these two. It really depends on their mood // Kuroo loves fucking and Kenma likes anything that doesn’t involve too much work. As a compromise, they usually start slow and if they’re both in the mood, they’ll end up in a sweaty mess of tangled limbs // They tend to make love more than fuck.

Lights on or off? 

They aren’t really partial to either // Prefers to leave the lights on // Lights off // Lights off // Suga isn’t partial to either, however Daichi prefers leaving it on so he can get a clear view of Suga. His sex face should be considered illegal.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? 

Oikawa. He’s pretty shameless about it too, often leaving the door open and deliberately being loud just so he could ask Iwa ‘for a hand’ // Oikawa, same reason // Hinata. Usually because he’s pretty loud // Kuroo. Kenma doesn’t masturbate often and like Oikawa, Kuroo doesn’t make much effort to hide his activities // Neither. They’re both cautious enough whenever they need some alone time.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? 

I feel like Kuroo and Oikawa would be the only one’s to consider a threeway.

Has either stolen the other’s underwear? 

Iwaoi : Oikawa once stole Iwa’s boxers after practice when he was off having a shower.. along with the rest of his clothes. Poor Iwa was forced to beg, begrudgingly, for his clothes back in only a towel.

Who comes first? 

Oikawa // Suga // Hinata // Kenma // Suga

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? 

Oikawa is absolutely godlike with his tongue and Iwaizumi always looks forward to another one of Oikawa’s legendary blowjobs, although he’d never admit it. // They’re both equally skilled at giving oral sex but Oikawa looks more forward to receiving // Kageyama LOVES receiving and Hinata is pretty good with his mouth // Although Kuroo prefers receiving oral sex, he definitely knows how to reduce someone to a moaning, whimpering mess with just his tongue or fingers alone //  Suga is better at giving and Daichi loves receiving

who is more submissive? 

Oikawa // Suga // Hinata // Kenma // Suga

Who usually initiates things? 

Oikawa // Oikawa // Hinata // Kuroo // Daichi

Who is more sensitive? 

Iwaizumi. Kiss or suck at his neck or collarbones and he wont be able to resist. //  Suga. His nipples are super sensitive and Oikawa loves taking advantage of that // Kageyama. His earlobes, which Hinata never fails to blow hot air on or pant against and nibble on //  Kenma. Like Suga, his nipples are pretty sensitive and like Oikawa, Kuroo loves taking advantage of that.// Daichi. His thighs are really sensitive and Suga loves grinding against them or squeezing them whenever he gives Daichi a blowjob. 

Who has the most patience? 

Iwaizumi // Suga // Neither, lol // Kenma // both

Which kinks do they share?

Sensory deprivation // Public sex // Dry sex // phone sex // mutual masturbation

So this guy came back last night and we got to talking.  He was telling me all about how he’d just gotten married to this girl who he’d been head over heels in love with, but he’d only known her for about two weeks.  It all seemed so perfect but soon everything went south and by the time they’d gotten back from the honeymoon in Puget Sound they were at each others throats and when they got back they ended up getting the marriage anoled.

“I read David Denby’s stuffy New Yorker lament Do Teens Read Seriously Anymore? on my phone yesterday, glued to a screen just like the typical American teenagers he throws shade at in his opening paragraph. “Looking at them, you can envy their happiness,” Denby writes. “You can also find yourself wishing them immersed in a different kind of happiness – in a superb book or a series of books, in the reading obsession itself! You should probably keep on wishing.” What follows is a wordy, predictable groaner: the kids these days, Denby writes, are unable to connect to each other outside digital technologies and uninterested in reading the classics. Oh, teens do read, he acknowledges, with a half-hearted nod to science fiction and fantasy favorites, graphic novels, and young adult literature. But they don’t read in a serious way – they ignore Shakespeare, Twain and Salinger. Denby lists a half-dozen other omissions too, only two of them women, it might be observed, and none of them people of color.”

(via Teen readers aren’t in crisis, they’re just making their own rules | Books | The Guardian)

All hail @elizabethminkel!

i get this feeling that viktor krum has a great sense of humour, and he gets really into english-language jokes - both as a way to improve his english by deconstructing language, but also because he’s a cool guy and cool guys like jokes. ok.

at least, he thinks he’s got a great sense of humour, but this over-reliance on puns makes most of them groaners, rather than actual laugh-jokes

you might say that these jokes are a bit