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dghda characters (a summary)

dork: sunshine child; actual purest being in the universe; will kill you with a kitten; made a hobbit cry once

frodo: smol & angry; not your watson, asshole!; (is actually totally your watson); karma is a holistic bitch

pharaoh: thou shalt worship her badassery; could probably kill you with her bra; her hair is its own character

a-man-duh: actually not a man; has four vampire boyfriends (suck on that, bella!); almost beat on a swat team with a pipe wrench once

fart: what is personal hygiene; is like a leaf in the stream of creation; until she’s a piranha… in the stream of creation; totally digs barbie and the backstreet boys

barbie: doesn’t care who you are; where you’re from; what you did; as long as you don’t hurt him

mehstevez: didn’t sign up for this shit; lost his shit; fuck this shit; this is some good shit; shit!

hans zimmerfield: actually not a composer or musician of any kind; he does get played by a bow and a string though; *runs away*

numerically challenged 3: there are five of them

patrick star: horrible pet-owner; horrible time-traveller; horrible father; accidentally kills himself with a kitten

gordon rimjob: he just wanted his dog back

mislead-ia spring: bork

Okay, TBH Dirk Gently has the most awesome depictions of friendship and people in general I’ve ever seen, and here’s why -
They show us that Bart kills people and doesn’t care, by movie/tv law she should “logically” be the bad guy, and ditto for Ken. But they’re not. They’re both super cute and sweet (*cough* and totally shippable *cough*), but that doesn’t stop Bart from killing, she doesn’t end the series a reformed person. She’s just better.

Amanda is the character who could easily be pitiable, her whole struggle is battling her disease. But she gets rid of her scary hallucinations in a couple episodes, and her real development is that she learns that just because someone is family, doesn’t make them worth your time and just because someone isn’t traditionally nice or because they’re not an angel on your shoulder doesn’t mean they won’t look out for you or that you can’t make your own choices. The Rowdy Three are the cutest lil shits too. Not just with Amanda, but they are overprotective and close - not family, again. In DGHDA, ohana doesn’t mean jack. It’s the people you choose who’re important.

Farah, Dirk and Todd are also such great characters. None of them are perfect, and you could even say, as with Bart and Ken, that they’re objectively bad. But they’re all still standing, and they all feel real. It’s a testament to the actors and the writing that these characters, despite being very flawed, are likeable. They are sweet, they are funny, they are the sort of people we would love to know in real life. This is why I love Dirk Gently, because it can show how important friendships are and how unimportant what you’ve done in the past is to that, and I think that this will forever hold a place in my heart for that.

So big word to the wise people, WATCH THE FINAL LIVE STREAM.

They actually answered a shit ton of questions, (which prepared me when my best friend was absolutely torn apart with concerns). And it’s just… soothing.

Among the things highlighted;

• Marco IS most definitely going after Star, he’s not going to give up.

• Marco still has the Laser Puppies

• We didn’t see him cry because he bottled his emotions, but it is to be interpreted that he DID cry later on. A LOT.

• He’s still processing things, especially Star’s crush. However he said (not word for word but contextually) that he’s going to be doing a lot of growing.

• HE’S VERY UPSET DID I MENTION

• He and Jackie have a curfew of 9pm and THE REACTION OF WHEN SOMEONE ASKED WHAT THEY DID AFTER THE CONCERT IS PRICELESS.

• He does not like this nickname of Mango.

• He liked the prince outfit a ton, but not the shoulder pads.

• Let’s just say his Summer plans definitely revolved WAY more around Star, than Jackie.

• He’s got his scissors, no worries.

ON THE OTHER HAND STARFAN13

• StarFan is a Starco shipper, a DIE HARD STARCO SHIPPER FUCK Y'ALL I CALLED IT

• SHE WRITES AND I QUOTE “JUICY” STARCO FANFICTION, I STRUCK NOSTRADAMUS AGAIN

• She was present somehow at Star’s Song Day.

• She’s sad

• She wants to dye her hair either purple or blonde

• She’s trying to get Marco to hang out with her more but he thinks she’s a creep

• SAYS THE BOY WHO STALKED JEREMY FOR BLACKMAIL

• EVERYTIME ANYTHING WAS SAID ABOUT STARCO SHE HELD UP HER PAPER STAR AND MARCO I WANT TO DIE

• StarFan’s ringtone is Star saying Narwhal blast.

• Marco openly admits he likes Parry Gripp and Space Unicorn, it’s not so ironic.

AND IN CONCLUSION

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DARON HAS PROCLAIMED SEASON 3 WILL BE THIS YEAR.

Reasons to watch ‘Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency’.

–  Normalizes and brings to light mental illness. 

–  In the top 12 build cast, there are at least 4 POC characters.

– The women in this series are powerful and badass and don’t need or have romantic storylines. 

– The men of the show are not traditionally masculine.

– A lot of characters have somewhat ambiguous sexualities. 

– It is literally a mixture of Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. 

I’m so proud of the Dirk Gently fandom. I don’t think that I’ve seen any hateful posts here, or really any drama. We all just want everyone in the show (excluding Friedkin?) to be happy. Also, the amount of creativity and art that has come from eight episodes is mind-boggling, and the next season will inspire so much more, I hope. I really think that this is just one of the most supportive and adorable fandoms out there and I’m so thankful to be a part of it.

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SO I ASKED AND Y’ALL ANSWERED!! WHO ARE MY HOTTEST CHARACTERS? AND WELL! If I may say so y’all have Excellent Taste.

I figured on the Doc getting some love, but I was surprised to see Sid and Evon up there!! Evon historically does poorly on polls for some reason. USUALLY. Pam taking the win was also a little unexpected but she IS basically my mascot.

THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE YOU GUYS SHOW MY CHARACTERS it really warms the ole heart.

(honorable mentions are named in the captions)

Petition for a spin off with Zimmerfield and Estevez before the Lydia Spring case, just finding missing people and being annoyed with the FBI.
Best Mistake - Part 1 - Smut

Originally posted by prettiestcaptain

Author: @dumbass-stilinski
Rating: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Reader
Words: 2,347
AN: IDK I WANTED TO WRITE THIS DON’T JUDGE ME. There’s some Polish in here, I used Google translate so it may not be correct. I left the word meanings at the end. Thanks to @writing-obrien and @celestial-writing for being my pals. Also his hand looks so yummy in this gif. okay bye.



This wasn’t how this was supposed to go. You sat and stared at the little white stick in your hand, the little pink plus sign mocking you. Your eyes swept across the floor to see the other discarded tests around your feet, all with the same result. You were pregnant.

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