grinding beef

בִּשּׁוּל! Hebrew Cooking Vocab!

Yay! Cooking Vocab!

Utensils

סִיר sir, m - pot, saucepan ,anything with high walls you cook in
מִכְסֶה mikhsé, m - lid
מַחְבַת machvát, f - saucepan, skillet, anything flat you fry stuff on
מָרִית marít, f - spatula
מַטְרֵפָה matrefá, f - whisk
מִסְנֶנֶת misnénet/mesanénet, f - colander, strainer (misnénet is the correct pronunciation, mesanénet is the more common one)
נָפָה nafá, f  - sieve
מַזְלֵג mazlég, m - fork
סָכִּין sakín, m or f - knife (Seriosuly, both genders work, it’s weird. I sometimes even mix feminine and maculine in the same sentence)
כַּף kaf, m - (table)spoon
כַּפִּית kapít, f - (tea)spoon
סַכּוּ״ם sakúm, m pl. - silverware (acronym for סַכִּין, כַּף וּמַזְלֵג - knife, spoon and fork).
מַקְלוֹת אֲכִילָה / צ׳וֹפְּסְטִיקְס maklót akhilá / chópstiks, m pl. - chopsticks
פֻּמְפִּיָּה pumpiyá, f - grater
תַּבְנִית tavnít, f - (cake, casserole, etc.) pan
פּוֹתְחַן potchán, m - (can, bottle) opener
כְּפָפוֹת תָּנוּר kfafót tanúr, f pl. - oven mitts
מַעֲרוֹךְ ma’arókh, m - rolling pin
מַכְתַּשׁ makhtésh, m - mortar
עֵלִי ‘elí, m - pestle
מַגֶּבֶת magévet, f - towel

Dishes

מָגָּשׁ magásh, m - platter
צַלַּחַת tsaláchat, f - plate
קַעֲרָה ka’ará, f - bowl
קַעֲרִית ka’arít, f - small bowl
צְלֹחִית tslochít, f - small bowl; flask
כּוֹס kos, f - cup, glass
סֶפֶל séfel, m - mug
בַּקְבּוּק baqbúq, m - bottle
קַנְקַן qanqán, m - jug, pitcher
פַּחִית pachít, f - can
צִנְצֶנֶת tsintsénet, f - jar

Appliances

תָּנוּר tanúr, m - oven
כִּירַיִם kiráyim, f dual (effectively pl.) - stove
טוֹסְטֶר tóster, m - toaster
מִיקְרוֹגַל míqrogal, m - microwave oven
מִיקְסֶר míkser, m - mixer
בְּלֶנְדֶּר / מְעַרְבֵּל blénder / me’arbél, m - blender
קוּמְקוּם qumqúm, m - kettle
קַנְקַן תֵּה/קָפֶה qanqán te/qafé, m - tea/coffee pot
מַקְרֵר meqarér/maqrér, m - refrigerator (maqrér is an uncommon mispronuncioation, often thought of as being the correct one)
מַקְפִּיא maqpí, m - freezer

Actions

Verbs, as usual, are in the 3rd person, masculine, singular, past tense conjugation.

בִּשֵּׁל bishél - to cook (in general)
חָלַט chalát - to blanch, to parboil (whatever that is)
טִגֵּן tigén - to fry
צָרַב tsaráv - to sear
אִדָּה ‘idá - to steam
אָפָה afá - to bake
חָתַךְ chatákh - to cut
פָּרַס parás - to slice
קָצַץ qatsáts - to chop, to mince
טָחַן tachán - to grind (e.g. beef), to puree, to blend (e.g. soup)
מַָעַךְ ma’ách - to mash
חִמֵּם chimém - to heat
קֵרֵר qerér - to cool
עִרְבֵּב ‘irbév - to mix
טָרַף taráf - to whisk; to devour (unrelated)
הִקְצִיף hiqtsíf - to whip (e.g. eggs)
קִפֵּל qipél - to fold (e.g. meringue)
הִתִּיךְ hitíkh - to melt
הֵמִיס hemís - to melt (technically incorrect, but it’s more widely used)
הִשְׁרָה hishrá - to soak, to marinate
מָדַד madád - to measure
רָתַח ratách - to boil, to be boiling
הִרְתִּיח hirtíach - to boil, to cause to boil (in a pot or a kettle)

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THE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS

• 600 grams of prime beef

• 4 fresh tomatoes

• 100 grams of parmesan

• 2 garlic cloves & 20 pitted olives

• 50 grams of fresh herbs

• 2 tbsp of olive oil

• Salt & pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Slice the tomatoes

2. Crush and slice the garlic

3. Place on a baking tray and sprinkle with olive oil

4. Oven roast at 100 degrees for 4 hours

5. Grind the beef, chop the olives and grate the parmesan

6. Chop the fresh herbs

7. Divide beef into 4 round shapes

8. Add olives, roasted tomatoes and fresh herbs

9. Serve with parmesan and olive oil

someone write me a sterek au where stiles has a blog and he constantly bitches about derek and posts all these instagram pics of the pack and the rare one of derek glaring at the camera and people always assume that 1) stiles is dating scott and 2) stiles hates derek. so when stiles gets anons about derek he’s like “what? WHAT? i don’t hate him what the fuck" 

and he tags all of the pics of derek like #i fucking hate you and your fucking face #worst werewolf or worst werewolf #jesus fucking christ i can’t even believe you’re real most days #how DARE you #seriously??? with the smirk?? and the fucking TEETH?????? #get out #GET OOOOOOUT #oh so you’ll smile at scott what am i ground beef #that would only be acceptable if i were grinding my beef all up on you on a daily basis #i mean what #who said that #not stiles that’s for sure #some days i wish you’d never come back #for the sake of my sanity you could have at least dropped off the leather jacket with the camaro #god #death would be less painful than looking at you

and then one day scott is laughing about how people still won’t believe that he and stiles are not actually dating and derek’s like "what” and scott looks at him all sly because he’s gonna have some fun with this. so scott grins and shows him stiles’ blog.

suffice to say, derek’s very confused.