Pokemon Sun and Moon Character Summary (SPOILERS)

Mom: *waves as child leaves to fight evil man-eating beasts from another dimension with supernatural powers all alone* this is fine

Faba: lean green science bean

Gladion: edgy teen

Lillie: Nebby plz

Kukui: my body is ready

Guzma: it’s ya boi

Plumeria: don’t touch my 38 siblings

Ilima: I swear I’m a guy

Kiawe: do you even lift bro

Lusamine: crazy jellyfish woman

Mohn: dad of the year: never


Nanu: I hate everything kill me plz

Hau: sugar rush in human form

Red: …

Blue: u liek

Colress: *playing pokemon go*

Grimsley: what do you mean there isn’t a bar in Alola


Wicke: thicke


Anabel: wait why am I here

Mallow: Cilan’s female form

Lana: dat rare bone tho

Sophocles: we should be fine- oH JESUS-

Acerola: spoopy

Olivia: discount Steven Stone

Hapu: them darn skull hooligans be trippin’

Kahili: missing golf commentator

Oak: pUN


Sun: um

Moon; *pulls out fan and fans self* oh dear

Jersey Devils a.k.a Why Grimsley Isn‘t Anything Else But a Donkey

Over the years I’ve had people mistake Grimsley to be ANYTHING (horse, rabbit, crow, llama) other than what he actually is: a donkey. A Poitou donkey to be exact, because fluffy donkeys exist. Anyway Jersey Devil heads in the TWiDI universe can be any type of animal skull, and it corresponds with the appropriate body morphology. So that’s how you tell the difference.