Pokemon Sun and Moon Character Summary (SPOILERS)

Mom: *waves as child leaves to fight evil man-eating beasts from another dimension with supernatural powers all alone* this is fine

Faba: lean green science bean

Gladion: edgy teen

Lillie: Nebby plz

Kukui: my body is ready

Guzma: it’s ya boi

Plumeria: don’t touch my 38 siblings

Ilima: I swear I’m a guy

Kiawe: do you even lift bro

Lusamine: crazy jellyfish woman

Mohn: dad of the year: never

Burnet: SPAAAAAAAACE

Nanu: I hate everything kill me plz

Hau: sugar rush in human form

Red: …

Blue: u liek

Colress: *playing pokemon go*

Grimsley: what do you mean there isn’t a bar in Alola

Hala: GONNA MAKE U HOLLA

Wicke: thicke

Looker: FOOOOOOOD

Anabel: wait why am I here

Mallow: Cilan’s female form

Lana: dat rare bone tho

Sophocles: we should be fine- oH JESUS-

Acerola: spoopy

Olivia: discount Steven Stone

Hapu: them darn skull hooligans be trippin’

Kahili: missing golf commentator

Oak: pUN

Dad:


Sun: um

Moon; *pulls out fan and fans self* oh dear