grimelords

“I want to watch a girl do that thing where they try to drink from a mcdonalds straw while they’re texting but they keep missing the straw so they grope around with their mouth over and over but won’t take their eyes off their phone. I want to watch that happening forever while intense classical music gets louder and louder.” -Grimelord

Tumblr user grimelords is actually an independent musician like Grimes, thus the name. His tumblr documents his slow, painstaking efforts to manufacture a trash boat (or as they call them down under, a Rubbish Raft) to float down one of Australia’s many seasonal rivers. It’s gonna spend most of the trip lodged in a dry riverbed so the boat cops don’t really care yet, stay tuned

grimelords replied to your post:Snapfact: Snapcash is going to change the world

hi josh, what does this post mean? thanks

I just got a snapchat from Team Snapchat advertising their new Snapcash feature, where you can go into snapchat’s chat client and type something like “$15” to a person and it will transfer $15 to their bank account via the power of Square (a popular card-reading device and fund-transferring service), making it easier than ever to pay your friends on-the-spot for say, a pizza delivery, or molly.

With this, Snapchat proves its ambition to become more than just a middleman for double-chin-selfies and uninvited wieners.

“Oi mate, is that Rubbish Barge yours??” asks an incredulous Australian constable (cop). The famous text poster floors the gas on his tractor, beginning yet another low-speed pursuit

innocentely trying to host a radio program when i receive THIS filth via sms. so shocked i vomited on m icrophone &had to be evacuated from the studio. if i ever find out the scum whom sent it to me i will inflict unimagin ably violent punishment on them