You can’t tell me this never happened
The marauders hear about how Petunia treats Lily. They’re not happy to say the least.
-James and Sirius plan the ruin her garden and annoy her in every possible way. They do but in animal form.
-until the marriage
They hear Petunia’s getting married
-planning to trash the wedding
-until Remus comes up with a better plan
-Lily sitting at the wedding uncomfortably
Until she hears an apparition pop
-everyone turns back
-from a long black limo emerge 4 very well dressed Marauders and Alice, Lily’s best friend.
-Sirius, who is handsome as usual is now jaw dropping goodness.
-Remus speaks, elegantly might I add
“Sorry Lily, my dear, for being late” he says, mimicking sorrow
“Yes,” James says “Sirius told us to meet in the manner, and while we all met up in the FIFTH manner, we were at the SEVENTH!” James explains, as if it’s the funniest thing.
-Sirius has a lot of practice acting like a stuck up jerk.
“Oh dear, we weren’t really sure what to bring to a muggle wedding as a gift, so we looked through a magazine to see and jewelry seemed appropriate. However, it seems male muggles don’t often wear jewelry, so we just brought you some gold, we didn’t know how to change it to muggle money.”
-Peter taking out some gold coins, cuz Sirius’ and James’ family’s are filthy rich…
-Them hiring butlers just for show. (They use house elves normally)
-It’s Alice’s turn
“I can’t BELIEVE it!” She screeches “these chairs look so very uncomfortable!” Her family’s also pretty well off “Kreacher!” She screams
-Kreacher disguised as a human in a butlers outfit.
“Yes mistress?” He inquires
“We can’t stay here!” She states, then turns to the bride and groom, who both have their mouth hanging open, and their eyes full of envy. “It was a pleasure, really, but we’ll have to go.”
“Thank you for having us” Sirius says, breaking into the most elegant pure blood bow he has, he goes up to the Petunia, takes her hand, and kisses it. “We’ve heard a lot about you from Lily.”
He looked her in the eye “I can’t say they’re all good”
-Swiftly, he turns around
“Lily, meet us in the manor after this!” Peter calls on they’re way out
“The FIFTH ONE!” James says
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