Friends With Benefits
so I got like 40 likes on the post suggesting I may do a Bucky Barnes friends with benefits type thing and so here is part one
My chapters are usually very long cos I love to talk and the same applies to my writing (my mouth gets a better work out than any other part of my body
Here is chapter one: Alcohol makes you new friends….sort of
Hope you all enjoy it ☺️
It was girls night in the tower which meant wine and gossip.
You loved girls night.
It meant moscato. You loved moscato.
Well, you just loved alcohol in general.
Tonight was Pepper, Natasha, Hope, Sharon, Darcy, Laura, Wanda and Maria.
This meant a good mix.
“Okay, but seriously, you can’t tell me you don’t just wanna take charge and tell him to hell with his stupid gentlemen-ly crap” Darcy said to Sharon.
“Believe me I do, but it’s nice y'know, the guy is patient, which is needed given how demanding my job can be” Sharon spilled, stunningly sober compared to the rest of them, but then again o was Natasha.
“I don’t understand how you can all be around superheroes all the time and not screw them all” you said incredibly tipsy and mouth now that the 3 bottles of wine had hit you.
“Because some of them are just stupid” Pepper said with a slight hiccough.
“Okay, besides Tony” you said.
“Aww, does Y/N have a crush on an Avenger?” Laura cooed slightly buzzed, but still in her motherly form.
“Um, yes. On like all of them” you admitted.
“Ooo who’s number one on the list?” Wanda asked.
You just looked at Sharon.
“Sorry” was all you said while everyone giggled.
“I totally get it, Cap looks good for his age” Darcy said bumping her hip with yours.
“Next?” Natasha smirked.
“T'Challa” you groaned. “He’s beautiful” you admitted.
“I need this list in order” Pepper said laughing.
“Cap, T'Challa, Thor, Bucky, Fandral seems charming as hell so him, Peter seems like you could laugh with him so he’s next, so yeah, Starlord after Fandral. Then Strange? He’s not too old. I cannot include the Kid, Tony or Rhodey cos age differences. And Vision is like a brother to me along with Sam, so yeah” you explained sipping more wine.
“Okay so the real question is, which one would you sleep with” Hope said pointing a finger at you. “Cap isn’t an option, Thor has Valkyrie, Peter’s got Gamora, Strange has a girl too, soooo, T'Challa, Bucky or Fandral?” Hope asked.
“T'Challa isn’t exactly an option either, he’s got a kingdom to run” Maria pointed out.
“Yes, Thank you Maria” you said wincing as you had a glass of Pinot Griggio instead of the Moscato, the slight difference in flavours clashing.
“Who has more stamina, a god or a supersoldier?” you asked seriously.
Voices clashed together with different opinions.
“It has to be a god! I mean come on, they’re gods!” Pepper yelled.
“Cap’s a pretty decent match when he spars with Thor, and he’s way more built then Fandral” Natasha said.
“But Cap has the serum, I bet he can match a god any day” Hope said.
“But Bucky and Cap are slightly different super soldiers, so out of them, who’s better?” Darcy asked.
“They’re actually fairly similar” Sharon said in thought.
“Well I’d go with whoever’s got the best stamina, I need a few things before I’m satisfied” you said with a grimace.
“Woah, what does that mean?” Natasha said with a knowing glint.
“You know exactly what it means” you groaned. “When did guys become so bad at all things sex?” you asked no one in particular.
“When porn became reality for them” Darcy said.
“Idiots” you grumbled.
You all continued for a while not noticing that Bucky was in the room right next to the lounge, door closed, but super hearing working just fine.
Smiling and laughing quietly at the drunken antics going on next door until he heard what you had to say. Then he made his mind up about things.
“Ugh, 2am, I need to get home” Maria said. “Sharon, you can crash on my couch, I don’t wanna wake up in hangover mode alone” she mumbled.
One by one everyone left until it was you, Wanda and Natasha.
“I’m heading off to bed, last thing I need is Vis listing all the effects of alcohol and sleep deprivation tomorrow morning” she groaned before heading off to bed leaving just you and Natasha.
“I’m making you and Barnes happen” she smirked.
“You most certainly are not” you told her sternly.
“Oh I’ve already started” she said looking behind you at the tall figure which you didn’t notice being tipsy.
“You know it’ll happen” she called over her shoulder as she turned to head to her room.
“It will not happen” you said turning abruptly and smacking into something hard.
Groaning, you clutched your shoulder.
“Ugh, when was there a wall here?” you asked to yourself.
“There isn’t” a voice said.
Deep and Brooklyn.
“Right, hi Bucky, sorry for the walk in” you apologised.
“Not a problem” he said brushing it off. “What’s Romanoff so determined to not make happen exactly?” he asked feigning curiosity.
“Uh, something about me and fitness, not my forte” you stumbled over a useful excuse.
“I could help you out if you’d like?” he offered.
Well shit, you obviously didn’t think that one through. Course he’d offer to help.
“Oh, that’s okay, I’ll just stick to Yoga and Pilates” you laughed nervously.
“Yoga and Pilates huh? You must be pretty flexible, we could start out with something more suited to you, something that uses your flexibility, you’d probably be able to keep going for hours that way, we could really test out your limits that way” he said with some sort of undertone to his words that you were too drunk to place.
“Really, training with supersoldiers would not be a pretty sight” she said honestly.
“I’m sure we could find a work out that suits you” he said.
“I’m good, promise. I am gonna go to bed” you said quickly moving to get around him.
But you, with your marvelous fortune, decided to showcase just how truly drunk you were, in your heels of all things and would’ve unintentionally nearly dived into the floor if it weren’t for Bucky catching you.
“Woah, you’ve had a bit much to drink” he chuckled holding you up by your biceps.
“Apparently so” you said enthusiastically. “I’m gonna go to bed Bucky Barnes” you told him in a very matter-of-fact tone.
But before you could move he simply scooped you up in his arms.
“Hey! I can walk you know” you berated him.
“I know you can, I see you do it almost every day, you’re just not as proficient when you’re drunk” he teased.
“I can still walk just fine” you said stubbornly like his last sentence was all a lie.
“Y'know, Romanoff wouldn’t of had to set us up doll” he smirked as your mouth gaped like a fish.
“What?” you tried playing dumb.
“You know what I’m talking about” he smiled at your apparent shyness. “You could knock on my door rain, hail or shine and I’d open it for you” he said making your heart race.
Perfect. Just fucking perfect.
“That’s really not necessary Bucky” you smiled sheepishly.
“I know, I wouldn’t be doing it out of necessity” he murmured, his lips entirely too close to your ear making you tense slightly. Something he obviously noticed. “Am I making you nervous?” he asked innocently. “You seem kinda tense” he observed.
“No…” you said looking anywhere but him.
“I think that’s a lie sweetheart” he said in another teasing tone which would kill you.
“You think you know a lot don’t you?” you narrowed your eyes.
“I do” he smiled as he came to stop in front of your door.
Somehow managing to open it, he maneuvered into your room and put you down gently on your bed.
You moved to unclasp the necklace your high school best friend got you but once again, you were having no luck.
“Would you like some help?” Bucky asked, clearly amused.
“No” you grumbled attempting once more.
“Here” Bucky offered as you gave up.
Easily removing the necklace, he smiled.
“There.” he said. “It’s a pretty necklace” he said eyeing the pendant. A sapphire blue pendant that was wrapped in the silver of the necklace.
“Yeah, my friend got it for my 16th birthday” you said. “6 years later and I’m still wearing it, he got a matching ring” you said.
“Cute” he smiled.
“Thank you for helping me back to my room, I’m gonna go to sleep now” you said in an attempt to shoo him away from your socially awkward self.
“Can I steal another moment from you?” he asked.
“Why…?” you asked suspiciously.
“No particular reason” he hummed. “Except I think you should put a theory to test” he said.
“What theory?” you asked jumping slightly when he took your hand and starting rubbing circles into tops of your hand right hand.
“The theory that not all men are useless” Bucky said simply. “Some of us still know what to do and where to put things”
And here you are again. Gaping. Like a fish. Wonderful.
“Just think about it” he said getting up from your bed and heading to the door. “Goodnight Y/N” he smiled.
“Night” you said in a voice that magically came out higher in pitch than usual.
‘Screw you and your charm Barnes’ you though irritably.
“Oh and Y/N?” he said before shutting the door.
“Hmm?” you said looking up.
“I’m a super soldier, I’ve got pretty decent stamina” he smirked before making a quick exit.
“Oh Christ Almighty” you muttered before falling back into your bed.
Leaving a happy supersoldier walking away from your room whose supersoldier hearing picked up your groan of frustration.
Part 2: Spectacular
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