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6-frivoulous-things-b4-breakfast replied to your posti’m getting so excited about fundraising omg i’m…

Would you be willing to make a call to my impressionable young children and impersonate the mythical figure of my choice? (Ex: Tooth Fairy, Stop-hitting-your-sister Fairy, The Veggie Fairy, Sleep Fairy, etc…) Skype is good, to to keep it free.

I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT OMG

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I LOVE KIDS SO MUCH THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER READ

do you think i’d be able to convince them, though?? i don’t look/sound like ethereal or anything omg

we’d have to run through it together first omg

theassbutthasthephonebox replied to your posti’m getting so excited about fundraising omg i’m…

I should have money for you by the end of the week hun! We’ll get you to your goal!

aaahh sweetie, thank you so much!

grief-bacon replied to your postno but what if i reached the goal by the end of the week??

I think I can donate! not much but I’d love to see you reach your goal.

dfszxcvbnmfghj thank you so much omg i’m like bouncing in my seat you’re fantastic

(btw i just thought about how long we’ve been mutually following each other and wow it’s been a while - since the harry potter days, if i’m not mistaken?)

mybrothersatan replied to your posti’m getting so excited about fundraising omg i’m…

I can draw things for YOU

??? I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU DRAW THINGS OMG???? WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU

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“We use the word pig as shorthand for excess—“pig out,” “like a pig in shit.” Miss Piggy is hyper-feminine, and shrilly emotional, a pure misogynist fantasy of a woman whose emotions take up infinite space, a side of bacon that won’t stop yelling. She is what we’re supposed to fear and revile. Miss Piggy is an object of ridicule, much in the way that the collision of the words grief and bacon make us laugh. But, like Griefbacon itself, she is a refusal to shrink or be silent.”  

For Extra Crispy, Helena Fitzgerald writes about grief, bacon, and Miss Piggy.

(via On Kummerspeck, the German Word that Literally Means “Griefbacon” | Extra Crispy)