Would you be willing to make a call to my impressionable young children and impersonate the mythical figure of my choice? (Ex: Tooth Fairy, Stop-hitting-your-sister Fairy, The Veggie Fairy, Sleep Fairy, etc…) Skype is good, to to keep it free.
I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT OMG
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I LOVE KIDS SO MUCH THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER READ
do you think i’d be able to convince them, though?? i don’t look/sound like ethereal or anything omg
“We use the word pig as shorthand for excess—“pig out,” “like a pig in shit.” Miss Piggy is hyper-feminine, and shrilly emotional, a pure misogynist fantasy of a woman whose emotions take up infinite space, a side of bacon that won’t stop yelling. She is what we’re supposed to fear and revile. Miss Piggy is an object of ridicule, much in the way that the collision of the words grief and bacon make us laugh. But, like Griefbacon itself, she is a refusal to shrink or be silent.”
For Extra Crispy, Helena Fitzgerald writes about grief, bacon, and Miss Piggy.