gretchens weiner

The Signs as Popular Blondes

Cher Horowitz: 

Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini

Originally posted by whatevernamastebitches

Elle Woods:

Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Pisces

Originally posted by scarlettbegi

Regina George:

Leo, Taurus, Aries, Cancer

Originally posted by ethereal-rose

Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
The Marauders + Snape as Mean Girls Gifs

James: 

Originally posted by bunny-astral

Sirius:

Originally posted by lip-biterr


Remus:

Originally posted by openmindeddating

Peter:

Originally posted by superdupermemes

Lily:

Originally posted by flawlessphere

Snape:

  • Probably Heather Duke at some point: Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
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today when i was killing time in barnes & noble i found an updated edition of a book i own, 101 horror movies you must see before you die. i have my copy almost memorized and i immediately noticed that there were only TWO recent additions: let the right one in (a FILMÉ), and IT FOLLOWS. GRASS ON THE KNEE™ IS THE ONLY MOVIE WORTHY OF ADDING IN THOSE PAST 6 YEARS AND IN THIS COPY IT’S NOW THE LAST MOVIE IN THE BOOK HDKSJDOSJ ME

crystalmatty  asked:

mackle why do you hate michelangelo? pls write an expose

michelangelo is the gretchen weiners of the renaissance

okay i don’t actually hate mikey, he was just chronically antisocial and grumpy, which is like, not necessarily a bad thing. i am actually pretty fond of him BUT he shit talks abt everyone while being praised as the best renaissance artist so like, talk shit get hit

the signs as mean girls characters
  • aries: janis ian
  • taurus: cady heron
  • gemini: gretchen weiners
  • cancer: the girl who cries about rainbows and cake
  • leo: regina george
  • virgo: kevin gnapoor
  • libra: karen smith
  • scorpio: aaron samuels
  • sagittarius: damian
  • capricorn: ms. norbury
  • aquarius: mrs. george
  • pisces: principal duvall