grell quotes

  • Alan: How would you like to star in my video?
  • Eric: Are there any nude love scenes involved? Because if it's integral to the plot, I'll do it.
  • Alan: No!
  • Eric: Because if it's integral to the plot, I'll be more than happy to do it.
  • [Grell enters.]
  • Alan: Grell, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?
  • Grell: I think it's alright if you've already had at least three dates.