6 SARCASTIC GUYS’ CONVERSATION (SEVERAL FANDOMS CROSSOVER): Fanfic? (because I wanted to write this ever since I saw a post similar to this)
Who’s in the house?
- Jack Sparrow
- Tony Stark
What do they have in common?
(You don’t have to know all of the characters)
Narcissism, sarcasm, some are
genius’, most are experts in their work, all of them have drinking/drug
dependencies, most have childhood issues and are secretly full of angst, etc.
Summary: This is just them, trapped in a room together, with no idea how they got there or how to get out. There may be more characters to come…
Warnings: Not much, a bit of swearing.
Comments are well appreciated (nice comments, helpful comments etc.)
Jack: Now, the real question remains:
Where is the rum?
House glared at him.
House: That’s not the real
question, dumbass. I wanna know what the hell we’re doing here.
Tony: Maybe it’s a house
Sherlock is bent down by the
door, his nose alarmingly close to the floor.
Tony: Ok, curly, what’re you
Sherlock looks up frowning,
realising he’s being addressed.
Sherlock: I’m checking to see what
substances there are in order to determine where
we are, which is a lot more than any of you
lot are doing.
Tony: *huffs* Well, excuse me,
House: There’s no way of
getting out of here.
House is sat by the window,
and everyone looks up to him. He motions to the window with his cane.
House: These windows are fake. That door is impenetrable, the walls are made with considerable strength, as we’ve found out, and none of us geniuses have any
idea why we’re here, where we are, how we got here, or who sent us here.
Everyone was quiet.
Jack: Well, Ifor one, am not
a genius – just to clarify.
Sherlock sighs and sits up
against the wall.
Tony: Find anything?
Sherlock: No. There’s no
evidence, no substances, no clues – just nothing.
He looked sullenly ahead.
Tony: Well, my Iron Man suit
should be here anytime now.
Sherlock: It’s not going to
Tony screwed his eyes at him.
Tony: Well, I don’t think your
‘sniffing around’ is exactly doing to much to solve this problem either-
Jack: Ok, ok, ladies, lets
settle down, shall we? Look, we only have each other in this neat room of ours,
and if we start fighting, it all goes downhill from there, and frankly, I think
we’d all know who would be the only one standing after that.
Jack smiled smugly to himself.
House sighs and mutters something like ‘imbecile’.
Jack: What was that now?
Sherlock looked over as House
sighs, and rubs his leg with his hand, his cane to the side.
Tony: What happened to you?
House looks up and replies sarcastically: I tripped.
Tony: Well don’t get your
knickers in a twist, Doc, I was only
Sherlock: He got shot.
House looked over to him.
House: How the hell do you
Jack: Oh, God, don’t ask him
for an explanation, I’m beggin’ you.
Sherlock: Well, it’s clear from
the way he holds his leg that he’s in obvious pain-
Jack: Here we go..
Sherlock,ignoring the interruption: and he’s used to it
according to the heavy bags under his eyes from sleepless nights, and he’s
bitter, a sign of long-lasting pain, so why wouldn’t you do something about it?
Well, it’s obvious he’s tried drugs-
House: Shut the hell up.
Sherlock: – takes one to know
one – but they didn’t work out, did they? Got too dependent on them, so now you
just have to take the pain – and by yourself – I mean, it’s obvious that you’re
House stands up with his cane:
I said SHUT UP!
He went over to Sherlock and squared up to him.
Tony and Jack looked at each
House: You think you’re some
big genius, who can just figure
everyone out by one look-
Sherlock: Well, yea, pretty much-
But suddenly there was a big BANG
as the door came flying inwards.
They all shielded themselves as the door was smashed down and smoke covered
them, some of them coughing, as Sherlock quickly walking over the new body that
was now on the floor, coughed through the smoke and went through the door, just
to see another door a few feet behind it.
House looked around.
House: Everyone alright? Jack: Just dandy
House grimaced as he put his
cane down and knelt to the man on the floor, turning him onto his back so they
could see him, Tony kneeling next to him.
Tony: You know him?
House leant down to check the
man’s breathing, when suddenly he snapped up and looked around frantically, his
golden necklace swaying across his chest.
Man: What the hell – oh, son
of a bitch.
He held onto his head, wincing slightly and
cursed to himself.
House: What’s your name? Do
you know how you got here?
Sherlock and Jack crowded round to listen.
Man: Name’s Dean Winchester.
And I have no clue, man.
I drew Jack and Mark as Greg and Angus from Night in the Woods! Yay!
Soooo the story behind this…I was basically watching Jack’s play through of Night in the Woods and I loved the fact that Jack and Greg were a lot alike and I was going to just draw Jack as Gregory but that changed when I had noticed how adorable Greg and Angus were so I decided to draw them as Septiplier. Thought it would be adorable.
Edit: I also want to say something about the whole Septiplier thing. So yes I made it a Septiplier. Why? Not only because I wanted to draw a Septiplier, and because I wanted to draw Jack as Greg, but because I just like being creative with the whole Septiplier thing. Yes I ship it, but I do respect both Mark and Jack. I don’t take the ship too seriously at all. I know that they will never be together. I’m okay with that, it doesn’t stop me from writing fanfiction or drawing fan art. The Septiplier ship and even other ships and the people involved inspire me. That’s all. What’s wrong with that? Nothing. There is nothing wrong with it in my opinion…I still love both Mark and Jack and I will always support them and respect them as people…Septiplier is just one of the things I enjoy and I love being creative with…well not too creative if ya know what I mean…Okay anyway I’m sorry for the ramble or if it didn’t make sense…I just needed to put that out there.
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