Is it bad I think I just made up a ship?
I think I ship Dudley Dursley and Greg Goyle. WTF. They’ve never met in canon. But oh my god, would they get along or what? They’ve got sooooo much in common.
Imagine them meeting at a cake shop
Imagine them beating up homophobes
Imagine Dudley learning about moldyshorts and Fucking Harry
Imagine Greg learning about muggle candy and cheese wiz
Imagine them dieting together
Imagine Dudley meeting Draco and being like god for hating my cousin you’re really fucking obsessed with him and Greg going like you have noooooo idea
Imagine Dudley shipping drarry and subtly not so subtly trying to set them up
Imagine Dudley coming out to his parents like “heyimgayandamdatingawizard, pass the peas?”
Imagine Vernon’s face
And Harry just laughing his ass off