Greenpoint, Brooklyn. $900.00

“I use YOUR room as storage for my many pairs of shoes”

“If you’re strange, creepy, smelly, antisocial, a hoarder, albino, grotesque, eerie, nocturnal, eat prunes or beets, have night terrors, ask me to wax your back, OR go through my shit…..I WILL physically remove you from the apartment.”

“no windows”