Once you’ve been tagged you’re supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you:                                                        

I was tagged by swans-hero (i’m answering my pending tags today

What was your…

Last drink: Coffee 

Last phone call: my best friend probably 

Last text message: “True shit”

Last song you listened to: New Americana by Halsey (I have a problem, Badlands has been on repeat all day)

Last time you cried: Dude…I don’t…Remember? 

Have you ever…

Dated someone twice: Yeh

Been cheated on: Er….Not  that I know of?

Kissed someone and regretted it: Niet 

Lost someone special: Yes.

Been drunk and thrown up: Nope, i’m usually the sober friend, due to my disability more than a few drinks will make me lose balance pretty quickly so i don’t drink much)

List three favorite colors: Green, blue, red.

In the last year have you:

Made a new friend: yay!

Fallen out of love: OH YES 

Laughed until you cried: best feeling ever (yes)

Met someone who changed you: Probably

Found out who your true friends are: Always on it 

Found out someone who was talking about you: Yep 


How many people on your fb friends do you know in real life: All of them, tbh i don’t use facebook for important shit 

Do you have a pet: Yep, two beautiful dogs 

Do you want to change your name: to a Disney name!: My name’s ridiculous as it is, so niet 

What did you do in your last birthday: Not a fucking idea???

What time did you wake up today: 10 something?? I think??

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping probably or wandering around with headphones on…Although i think i slept pretty early last night?  Anyway, not sure 

Last time you saw your mother: Like an hour ago (she’s sleeping across the hall?)

What are you listening to right now: strange love by Halsey (I HAVE A PROBLEEEEEEEEM) 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:  I talked to Tom Felton once! (Although i was so speechless i probably just babbled nonesense, i’ve had a crush on this dude since the beginning of existence)

What’s getting on your nerves right now: A friend 

Blood type: Again..People know this one??

Nickname: Val, Valen, Greenie, B, and Bitch. 

Relationship status: A riddle

Zodiac sign: Virgo

Pronouns: She/her 

Favorite TV show: Nope,  you seriously don’t want me answering this one because we’ll be here for 84 years (i.e. too many)

Tattoos: Wanna

Right or Left: Right!

First surgery: Basically had my legs parted from my hips and put back?? I was like 5 and that’s the only explanation they’ve ever given me, anyway it was hell and that’s all you need to know.

First piercing: Ear pircing (birth??)

First best friend: we met in preparatoria her name is nancy 

First sport you joined: Is swimming a sport? or perhaps horseback riding? not sure which, but i’ve done many due to medical reasons, either way it’s one of the two 

First vacation: Not. a.fucking.idea 

First pair of trainers: The fuck’s that?

Right now…

Eating: I’m chewing bubblegum, that count?

Drinking: Nothing.

I’m about to: go to Star Wars event thingy in Toys R us at 12 am (wow much mature) 

Waiting for: A chance 

Want kids: I don’t know…Maybe?

Get married:  “I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. So, I shall end an old maid”—Jane Austen

Career: Writer.

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: Eyes.

Hugs or kisses: kisses 

Shorter or taller: Taller! (i’m like short as fuck so anyone shorter than me would be an ant, no joke) 

Older or younger: Older any day 

Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneously romantic 

Nice stomach or nice arms: nice stomach (but if i can have both, then hey yes please!) 

Sensitive or loud: Both 

Hook up or relationship: Relationship.

Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant trouble maker 

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: Yeh

Drank hard liquor: Not my thing

Sex on the first date: Nay 

Broke someone’s heart: Yup 

Been arrested: Nope (also hoping to keep it that way??)

Cried when someone died: yep

Fallen for a friend: One too many times 

Do you believe in:

Yourself: Sometimes 

Miracles: I have to, i’ve lived one, in some way

Love at first sight: I’d like to 

Heaven: definitely, life is too big to just…end?

Santa Claus: Nope (but it’s sure fun to help put on the show!)

Kiss on the first date: Hey, if they earned it, they earned it. 

Mermaids:  Only less than five percent of the ocean has been explored, so in my wildest dreams, sure why not? 

I tag grace-and-poise-of-a-queen bellamythepumpking saintbellamys thebananasmoothiesrocks gothpout (WOW I’M SO ANNOYING? SORRY VI) scarletbitchin olicitype middlefingeremojis musicalyme143 captainswanandclintasha toxic-swan cupcakejmo ravenclue bittersweltering  iamlulee mayquita tragicloveafair *gallo voice* I MISS YOU YOU FUCKEEEER piercedtoremember (because she’s so rad i can’t  even

and anyone else who wants to do it because i’m seriously lazy

sorry about the meme too, i’m kinda currently obsessed with it 


newtporn asked:

omgomgomg could you please write 12 for Minewt? ^_^

12: I think we need to talk


“Minho.” Newt said, spotting the Asian boy leaning against the trees in the Deadheads. “What’s going on? Why would we want to meet here?” Minho boosted himself off the tree, and, Newt noticed his arms flex as he did so.

Stop it! 

“I think we need to talk.” he said.

“About what?” Newt challenged. 

“About Frypan’s food Newt! Us, what else?” Newt raised an eyebrow.

“What do you-”

“You know what I mean.” Minho took a step forward. “Newt, you were always here, always in the Glade with me. You picked me up and helped me through it. And… I see you do the same to every single shuckin’ greenie that comes here. You make ‘em happy.” Minho leaned in, his face a mere inches away from the second in command’s. “So why aren’t you?” Newt staggered back.

“What are you talking about?” he spoke through gritted teeth.

“You think I can’t see it? Newt, I’m your best friend. I know you.” Newt swallowed. 

“No, I’m no listening to this.” Minho grabbed Newt’s wrist and whipped him into a tree before Newt could leave.

“Can’t you see it?! I want to help!” Minho exclaimed.

“Oh yeah? How do you bloody plan to do that?” Minho closed his eyes and shook his head.

“Like this you slinthead.” he said softly before sealing the small gap that was still between them.

Newt didn’t react for a second, but when he did, it came all at once. He slid his hands into Minho’s perfect hair, as the other clutched his shoulder. He shivered as Minho kept his hands on Newt’s waist, warm and strong when he pulled Newt all the way against them. With their torsos connected, Newt could feel every muscle the Keeper of the Runners had built over the years, along with every emotion. Everything they had shoved into the corners of their minds came out, and they boys were drinking every minute of it, as if it would last forever. 

As the two Gladers staggered their arrivals back to the Glade, they both knew one thing for sure.

No matter what the Creators did, they couldn’t change this.

No memory wipe could take this away.

Ok, so I was tagged by patrickstumptbh ages ago, but I’m only just getting around to doing this, YAY!

Tagged by the amazing patrickstumptbh
Name: Miranda
Where are you from: England
Favourite colour: I don’t know, I’m to indecisive tbh, a bluey-greeny colour?
Write something in all caps: SPACE IS SO COOL
Favourite bands: Fall Out Boy, Panic!, Imagine Dragons
Favourite individual artist(s): Halsey, Hayley Kiyoko, Lily Allen
Favourite drink: tea! and apple and raspberryness
I’m tagging these bbys: (Who really don’t have to do it)

annahallens xxkjeksxx thescarlettfire and lucifersfairyapprentice