doesn't give in to peer pressure, wants to be vegetarian but loves meat too much, never replies to messages, stresses over everything, has so many embarrassing stories, literally queen.
laughs at inappropriate times, doesn't like people seeing them sad, procrastinates so badly but still manages to get everything done on time??, cries when they're ignored, can't help but make you smile.
instagram game strong af, has no clue about what to do in the future, best laugh ever, doesn't know when to act seriously, weird secret talents, resting bitch face, you can trust them with your life.
doesn't care if they're annoying, super touchy, tries too hard, somehow friends with everybody, eats so much but still super slim?? literally laughs at everything, secretly a sweetheart.
*slytherin sitting in their common room with a cold.*
Slytherin: *sneezes* “damn I hate being sick”
*from the corridor*
“DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY SICK?”
*Hufflepuff runs into the room with a blanket and thermos of chicken noodle soup*
Hufflepuff: “I have soup, peppermint tea, cough drops, vitamin c tablets, and medicine.”
Slytherin: “what? How did you get in here?-”
Hufflepuff: “You have no security now shut up and eat your chicken and stars”
Slytherin: “YOU GOT ME CHICKEN AND STARS? I LOVE THOSE”
Mal de Coucou n. a phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends—people who you can trust, who you can be yourself with, who can help flush out the weird psychological toxins that tend to accumulate over time—which is a form of acute social malnutrition in which even if you devour an entire buffet of chitchat, you’ll still feel pangs of hunger.