green parachutes

svt as dumb sh!t my dad has texted me
  • coups: some broad got flown out cause her vape pen exploded in her face
  • jeonghan: dude looks like a shark
  • jisoo: Jesus is not your homeboy
  • junhui: *about jun* he's the best looking one yet
  • hoshi: *sends all the lyrics to super junior's rokkugo without context*
  • wonwoo: winwin is the cutest
  • jihoon: I am ashamed to admit I like a twenty one pilots song
  • seokmin: I already received a few phone calls from the west coast asking me to produce some action films
  • mingyu: I'm jamming to some straight up Latin love songs
  • minghao: draw him a picture of an American green beret parachuting down and smashing him in the chest
  • seungkwan: well maybe she finally got medicated
  • vernon: some rando lady said "the firework tripped over, shot back at me and hit me in the chest. then it raised up lit my neck on fire. my daughter was laughing at me and i said it ain't funny you son of a bitch. then the meat fell off my neck"
  • chan: log into Canadian wifi and bully mom to pay for it

I was tagged by @five-sauce-giggles

1. Liar liar by The Used
2. The Sharp Hint of New Tear by Dashboard Confessional
3. Somebody Told Me by The Killers
4. Kings and Queens by 30 Seconds to Mars
5. Heart Heart Heartbreak by Boys Like Girls
6. 18 by 5sos
7. No Idea by All Time Low
8. Hear Me Out by Go Radio
9. What If I Was Nothing by All That Remains
10. Nicotine by Panic at the Disco
11. Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots
12. Let’s Cheer to This by Sleeping with Sirens
13. When I Get Home You’re So Dead by Mayday Parade
14. Philadelphia by Parachute
15. Medicine by The 1975
16. Carnival by Ghost Town
17. I’m Not Okay by My Chemical Romance
18. Macy’s Day Parade by Green Day
19. Fat Lip by Sum 41
20. Fame Infamy by Fall Out Boy

I tag lukeismylostboy
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