green lantern quote

  • Barry: Okay, niceness lesson # 1.
  • Bruce: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
  • Hal: Doesn't look familiar to me.
  • Bruce: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
  • Hal: Nope, it's not mine.
  • Bruce: It is yours. I am trying to be a nice person and return it to you. Not like I need the money anyway.
  • Hal: Return what to who?
  • Bruce: *shows Hal his ID* Aren't you Harold Jordan?
  • Hal: Yup.
  • Man Ray: And this is your ID.
  • Hal: Yup.
  • Bruce: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
  • Hal: That makes sense to me.
  • Bruce: Then take it.
  • Hal: It's not my wallet.
  • Bruce: You dim-bulb! Take back your wallet or I'll rip your arms off!
  • Barry: Nuh. Wrong. *spits Bruce with spray bottle filled with tap water*
  • Bruce *hisses*
  • Barry: Nice people don't rip each others arms off.
  • Barry: Is the equipment secure?
  • Hal: Check.
  • Barry: Weapon loaded?
  • Hal: Check.
  • Barry: Did you have breakfast?
  • Hal: What? That's not on the checklist.
  • Barry: I added it because I care about you.
  • Hal: No, I did not have breakfast.
  • Barry: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
  • Hal: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
  • Barry: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

DC MEME: [day 05 // favorite team // justice league (the new 52)] 

“ The League leads. When there is a Crisis, the other heroes – and the world – look to us first to deal with it, to rally others. We set the example. ”

Hal Jordan: Look, I thought Bruce was a weirdo for having his year-long hiatus, but I get it now. He has children. What happens to them if he gets hurt? I’ll have to take care of them.

Barry Allen: Or his butler, or other family, or his more mature friends, but interesting point.