i just have a hard time believing that every time bruce banner turns into the hulk that his pants just happen to stay firmly on his body
like thank god im always wearing my XXXXL elastic pants cause who knows when i might hulk out god damn thank the lord for these pants god forbid my giant green penis gets revealed and is just slapping back and fourth between my meaty green thighs
i mean who wants to see giant sweaty green balls bouncing around crazy, him jumpin across the city, his dong just slamming into cop cars, like damn that thing is a fuckin tree trunk and is a third arm right there. you really afraid of hulks right hook? or are you afraid of his cock hook, i mean whats worse getting a fist to the face or a hairy green PENIS to your face.
i think were missing out on some fun here with all these movies and comics keeping his iconic purple pants on. just hear me out i mean just hear me out guys
so the avengers are all together fighting, call in for bruce to fight, and youre just trying to focus on shooting your arrows or blasting bad guys but out of the corner of your eye you see this veiny veridian voracious COCK dragging at you at unknown speeds.
do you remember watchmen??? great movie. yeah great movie, loved it. every god damn scene dr manhattan was in it i had to look right at his dong. had to. its not bothersome, nonoonno its great its just i had to look at it. i fucking counted the number of times his penis is shown 36 times. 36 times his dick is on the screen. imagine hulks penis 36 times in a movie. imagine trying to fight a guy with his dick hangin out. i just want you to imagine hulks penis
thats really what im getting at imagine a giant green penis.
i mean him and jolly green giant green bean man would make an interesting porno cause that guy likes to wear suspiciously short togas, and i think you know where im going with this