green giant


For backstory on these tweets, in the 1990s (and late ‘80s too, I believe) the Pillsbury Doughboy’s best buddy was the Jolly Green Giant’s apprentice, Sprout. There were some marketing and promotional ads that ran during that time featuring the pair including some apparel and advertisements in cooking pamphlets.

This is the ONE major area where my Doughboy knowledge has a gap. I don’t know what spurred their friendship or why the two were (are?) BFFs. Seeing as the Doughboy was born in Chicago (at Leo Burnett) and Sprout and the Jolly Green Giant’s “Valley” is by Le Sueur, Minnesota, you can’t say it’s because they were neighbors. (The General Mills acquisition of Pillsbury wouldn’t be until 2001, after all.) Maybe it’s because of their height? They are short fellas!

I’m seeking an answer (in video) from the USA Today and hoping they can provide me with a good one! If nothing else, I’m pretty sure I made the person who runs this Twitter account’s night. :)

lets be real, when bruce was saying he couldn’t have kids in aou, what he really meant was “if we have sex, i might accidentally hulk out and my giant green dick will rip you in half, literally”

mr. x be like:
obtuse, rubber goose,
green moose, guava juice,
giant snake, birthday cake
large fries, chocolate SHAKE

yall: yo these receipts are undeniable larry is REAL


REACH   Contradiction & You Try To Do Your Best (Live 1998)

So apparently, I’ll forever be single because I’m 6’
A guy has confirmed this.
Because according to him, guys like shorter girls. He didn’t say it, but it was insinuated.
Not forgetting his reaction to my height being ‘oh shit…’ So nice.
He also said ‘Good luck in finding your Green Giant’.

Where IS my Green Giant? He doesn’t have to be green, but I can understand if he has to come from another planet.

But really.
Where is my Green Giant? My manraffe. Yes. A man who is also a giraffe.