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Gladiolus / Prompto / Noctis / Ignis

i actually eat ramen ALOT. people think its cuz im asian, which i am, but really im just cheap. i love it with meat, eggs, onion/green onions and so on ahhh~!! apart of a set im considering turning into keychains/phone charms but idk yet. ᴰᴼ ᴺᴼᵀ ᵁˢᴱ, ᴱᴰᴵᵀ, ᶜᴿᴼᴾ, ˢᵀᴱᴬᴸ⋅ ᴰᵒ ᶰᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉᶰᵗ / ᶜᵃᵖᵗᶦᵒᶰˢ⋅

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(With my deepest apologies to Shakespeare and Dr. Seuss)

Can I kill my Uncle Claude?
Yes, I can, I can, by God!
I will kill my Uncle Claude!

Should I kill him in the house?
Should I kill him while he’s soused?
I could kill him here or there
I could kill him anywhere
Would I, could I, while he prays?
Kill him! Kill him! Wherefore stay?
I would not, could not, while he prays!

Not in the house, not when he’s soused,
Not with his sister, now his spouse!
Not while he prays, not while he feasts,
O, incestuous, adulterate beast!
I do not like my Uncle Claude,
I do not like that bloody bawd!

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would I, could I, in the dark?

Should I kill him in his bed?
Should I there strike off his head?
Kill him with his nightcap on?
Kill him when the churchyards yawn?
Should I kill him where he lies?
I will kill him, by and by!
I do not like my Uncle Claude,
I’ll kill him, i’ th’ name of God!

The play! The play! The play’s the thing!
The thing wherein I’ll catch the king!
No more ‘to be or not to be,’
I will kill him, you will see!

Kill him while he wears his crown
Kill him while his guard is down
Kill him with some poisoned wine
Kill him with this sword of mine
O, is the point envenomed, too?
I’m dead–Horatio, adieu!
But tell them, tell them, more or less,
Who it was that made this mess!

I did not like my Uncle Claude,
I killed him in the name of God!
Good friend, report my cause aright–
And now, goodnight goodnight goodnight!

Dr. Seuss’s publisher once bet him that he couldn’t write a book using only 50 different words. He decided to prove him wrong, and ended up with Green Eggs and Ham. Source

The 50 words are: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box, car, could, dark, do, eat, eggs, fox, goat, good, green, ham, here, house, I, if, in, let, like, may, me, mouse, not, on, or, rain, Sam, say, see, so, thank, that, the, them, there, they, train, tree, try, will, with, would, and you.

super cute food headers masterpost !!

i suddenly felt really inspired in the middle of the night and this was the result. below you’ll find 41 headers for twitter (size 1500x500) featuring some of your favorite foods! i worked really hard on these, so i hope you’ll all enjoy them. also, i’d like to thank everybody who liked/reblogged my mabuchi kou headers! my phone was blowing up with notifications yesterday because of it and it made me really really happy.

  • like/reblog if you save any. do not repost or claim as your own.
  • a link to the full sized headers will be at the end of the post.

download the full sized 1500x500 headers here!

skin like a geographical relief map 


Neil Gaiman reads Dr Seuss’s GREEN EGGS AND HAM, in honour of Worldbuilders hitting $500,000.

Learn about Worldbuilders at (and this reading at )

(I’m not really here. But I wanted you to get it from me first.)


 Khaleesi of The Great Grass Sea & Mother of Dragons.

 “He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi,” the Lysene girl said. “Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too close to the sun and cracked from the heat. A thousand thousand dragons poured forth, and drank the fire of the sun. That is why dragons breathe flame. One day the other moon will kiss the sun too, and then it will crack and the dragons will return.”