greedy cup

Do You Have To Do That? (3/?)

Pairing: The Avenger Team x Reader (This will probably turn into a Steve x Reader)

Warnings: None so far

A/N: I have decided to re-write this for those of you who had started it, I’m going to start over I’m keep the first part and possibly a good portion of the second. But I am going to take it in a different direction. If you want to be tagged let me know, I’ll glad you add you.

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“Anyone else just see (Y/N) turn into a fish?” Sam’s rubbing his eyes looking at your tail.

“Rude.” You give your tail a flick splashing Sam with water. “Bird.” You joke, as he wipes the water from his face, the team chuckles around him.

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A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by pythagoras of samos. It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace.  If user gets greedy, the cup spills its entire contents out the bottom. (source)

If I have a son I am going to name him Noah simply so I can always give him two of everything.

How many Potatoes do you want Noah?
4 please Dad
Was that 2? OK Noah

Dad can I have a cup of tea
Bit greedy wanting two cups of tea Noah

Dad I have a girlfriend
Noah, I haven’t raised you up to two time, you need to tell them about this..