Hey I had this idea thing, but I think Waldo's married, is he? I mean he has a son, so- jshckjhsdjkf
HE IS SINGLE AND AVAILABLE, LADIES~
He’s never been married. This sounds ridiculous, but he actually DID MAKE his children through supernatural means, such as taking a piece of his personality as a template and using magma rock, ice, and metal to sculpt them. HIS EXACT METHODS ARE VERY CRAZY AND CONFUSING, DON’T BOTHER ASKING HIM.
If you want to get a better idea, think of Father and the Homunculii from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood! Except Waldo and his family aren’t douchebags.