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Hetalia ships in 10 words or less
  • Dennor: Hey Nor look- owww
  • SuFin: IKEA x Heavy Metal
  • HongIce: But first, like lemme take a selfie
  • IceFride: Fridge-senpai
  • UsUk: I swear if you do that again... dammit
  • FrUk: They love each other, sexually
  • Franada: It's time I taught you the art of- FRANCIS NO
  • PruCan: Pancakes are awesome, YOU ARE AWESOME keskeskese
  • PruHun: Tangled
  • AusHun: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Hold my flower Roddy
  • Ameripan: America-san pris no
  • Giripan: At least your cats love you
  • HRExChibitalia: If only there was someone who loved you
  • Turkey x Greece: WHERE IS JAPAN'S THUMB BITCH
  • Spamano: I hate you- wait are those tomatoes?
  • LietPol: You look Fabulous Liet
  • Gerita: Our Lord and Saviour Doitsu
  • RoBul: I AM NOT SPARKLY DAMMIT
  • Itacest: It is not too late to repent for your sins.
The Hetalia countries as random Spongebob quotes

EsItaly: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

Germany: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?

Japan: And say hello to used napkin!

America: You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, England Squidward?

England: Just blew out of Stupidtown?

France: ALL I KNOW IS FINE DINING AND BREATHING.

China: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Russia: You’ll never guessed what I found in my sock last night.

Poland: Am I a pretty girl?

Prussia: I can’t see my forehead.

Austria: No, Prussia Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Lithuania: I’m a good noodle!

Romano: Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli.

Canada: I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Turkey: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Estonia: I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD

Iceland: Imagination.

Norway: INDOORS INDOORS, INDOOOOOOORS.

Denmark: I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY

Finland: He has such a way with words…

Sweden: Happy Leif Eriksen Day! A tinga tinga torgen!

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #14
  • Person A: *trying to think of what to say to their crush, Person B*
  • Person A: *muttering to themselves* I gotta say something...
  • Person A: Ya like jazz???
France's Contact Names
  • America: burger bitch
  • England: don't answer
  • Russia: DEFINITELY DON'T ANSWER
  • China: we can both cook
  • Italy: cute kid
  • Germany: hitler
  • Japan: yaoi author
  • Spain: ass
  • Romano: should've kidnapped him when i had the chance
  • Turkey: we can both cook
  • Greece: kitty daddy
  • Netherlands: make it rain
  • Belgium: chocolate
  • Canada: my little mattieu~
  • Norway: Put the volume high
  • Finland: sweet as candy
  • Sweden: sexy stare
  • Denmark: put the volume low
  • Iceland: sexy middle baby
  • Prussia: Partner in crime