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They are clothed in strength and dignity.


| aph turkey and greece aes. | janissaries | 

Some bonus notes: 

Paying regard to Sadik’s mettle, military skills and the fact that he is the personification of a state, back then I see Turkey as both member of Sipahi (Ottoman cavalry) and the Sultan’s private bodyguard (that’s why I’ve included royal military cap and white horse in this aesthetic. His rank is also indicated by burgundy outfit in the right bottom corner), because one more was never too many. 

What for Heracles, without a doubt he could be an experienced soldier, however, I don’t think that he would be promoted more than a low-rank Janissary, no matter what craving he had for it (to do Sadik a bad turn, of course). Still he is a good rider and archer.

Gentle reminder: GERMANY AND ITALY CANONICALLY CUDDLE IN BED.

look at that hard af nipple tho

HE DID NOT RESPOND WITH:

Yelling at Italy

Hitting Italy

Pushing Italy off of him

Scaring Italy away

Freaking out at Italy

Being mean to Italy in any way shape or form

HE’S PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE:

“Yea sure you can cuddle my man tiddies, but move your pasta lovin’ ass over.”

So don’t feel bad about being OOC when Germany reciprocates or accepts Italy’s affection, he ain’t a monster.

ALSO:

HE IS ALSO SCARED OF GHOSTS????? WHY DOES NOBODY MENTION THIS??? LOOK AT HIM !!!!

The Hetalia countries as random Spongebob quotes

EsItaly: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

Germany: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?

Japan: And say hello to used napkin!

America: You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, England Squidward?

England: Just blew out of Stupidtown?

France: ALL I KNOW IS FINE DINING AND BREATHING.

China: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Russia: You’ll never guessed what I found in my sock last night.

Poland: Am I a pretty girl?

Prussia: I can’t see my forehead.

Austria: No, Prussia Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Lithuania: I’m a good noodle!

Romano: Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli.

Canada: I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Turkey: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Estonia: I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD

Iceland: Imagination.

Norway: INDOORS INDOORS, INDOOOOOOORS.

Denmark: I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY

Finland: He has such a way with words…

Sweden: Happy Leif Eriksen Day! A tinga tinga torgen!

WHEN ONE NATION TOUCHES ANOTHER NATIONS SCARS THEY CAN SEE THE OTHER'S MEMORIES OF THAT EVENT REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
Hetalia as spongebob quotes
  • Germany: It took three days to make that potato salad! Three days!
  • Italy: I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
  • Japan: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
  • England: Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all the therapy.
  • America: oh boy 3 am! *eats hamburger*
  • France: I got it! Let's get naked!
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • China: Don't touch me I'm sterile!
  • Prussia: Now I'm a jerk and everyone loves me!
  • Denmark: My leg!
  • Sweden: FINLAND!!!
  • Iceland: Excuse me, sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you...
  • Finland: What could be better than serving up smiles?
  • Norway: Being dead.
  • Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
  • Holy Roman Empire: Hey! Who put a bowl of onions here?!
COUNTRY JOKES
  • Hungary: Austria I'm hungry.
  • Czech: Maybe you should Czech the fridge?
  • Russia: I'm Russian to the kitchen! *runs in*
  • Turkey: Maybe you will find some Turkey.
  • Greece: We have some but its covered in a layer of Greece.
  • Norway: Ew. theres Norway you can eat that!
  • Chile: I think Ill settle for a can of Chile.
  • Canada: Id like a Canada chile.
  • Denmark: Denmark your name on it.
  • Prussia: But that would Prussiarise it and might damage the chile
  • Sweden: I d'n't Sw'd'n pr'bl'm w'th th't...
  • England: I'm heading England to get some more food.
  • America: Well that would be America, were not even at sea!
  • Germany: That one of Germany problems with this joke.
  • Sealand: But I don't Sealand anywhere nearby?
  • Italy: Italy, me neither.
  • Scotland: Well were on earth, its Scotland.
  • Wales: But its a Wales away.
  • Both irelands: Well its Ireland
  • New Zealand: I New Zealand...
  • Japan: Well I'll get Japan.
  • China: And I'll get the fine China.
  • Spain: Don't over Spain yourself if you can't reach it.
  • France: If you do you could just France around.
  • Hungary: I was asking Austria to get me some food because I was hungry.
France's Contact Names
  • America: burger bitch
  • England: don't answer
  • Russia: DEFINITELY DON'T ANSWER
  • China: we can both cook
  • Italy: cute kid
  • Germany: hitler
  • Japan: yaoi author
  • Spain: ass
  • Romano: should've kidnapped him when i had the chance
  • Turkey: we can both cook
  • Greece: kitty daddy
  • Netherlands: make it rain
  • Belgium: chocolate
  • Canada: my little mattieu~
  • Norway: Put the volume high
  • Finland: sweet as candy
  • Sweden: sexy stare
  • Denmark: put the volume low
  • Iceland: sexy middle baby
  • Prussia: Partner in crime
Hetalia ships in 10 words or less
  • Dennor: Hey Nor look- owww
  • SuFin: IKEA x Heavy Metal
  • HongIce: But first, like lemme take a selfie
  • IceFride: Fridge-senpai
  • UsUk: I swear if you do that again... dammit
  • FrUk: They love each other, sexually
  • Franada: It's time I taught you the art of- FRANCIS NO
  • PruCan: Pancakes are awesome, YOU ARE AWESOME keskeskese
  • PruHun: Tangled
  • AusHun: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Hold my flower Roddy
  • Ameripan: America-san pris no
  • Giripan: At least your cats love you
  • HRExChibitalia: If only there was someone who loved you
  • Turkey x Greece: WHERE IS JAPAN'S THUMB BITCH
  • Spamano: I hate you- wait are those tomatoes?
  • LietPol: You look Fabulous Liet
  • Gerita: Our Lord and Saviour Doitsu
  • RoBul: I AM NOT SPARKLY DAMMIT
  • Itacest: It is not too late to repent for your sins.