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Boyfriend! Suga

the cutest sleepiest baby my bias wrecker everyone

Dating Suga would include:

  • lots of late night talks
  • but not too late bc suga likes sleep
  • would almost choose sleep over anything else
  • except you
  • when you’re upset or have a nightmare he’ll hum into your ear and wrap his arm around your waist until you calm down
  • that is until you turn to face him and shove your head under his chin which he smiles at and kisses your head
  • the boys find your relationship with suga kinda secretive
  • which is okay by you and suga because all he wants is privacy so he can love on you without hesitation
  • “y/n can you come take a nap with me”
  • “babe”
  • HE GETS SO SUGGESTIVE
  • wiggles his eyebrows at you from time to time, giving you his cute lil smile
  • the sex is good
  • no actually its great
  • he’s definitely a bottom
  • because all he wants to do is admire you
  • you beg him to help you with piano
  • but all he does is begin to teach you, then gets distracted and plays a song
  • “suga how do I play this”
  • “ok look it’s easy, just put your first finger on D and continue on from there”
  • “continue on from where??”
  • you guys honestly spend hours sitting at the piano, learning new songs and him showing you how beautifully he can play
  • jealous y/n is his favorite y/n
  • when you fight it can get heated
  • he knows when you yell “MIN YOONGI” without any formalities he’s in trouble
  • fights usual center around him not doing the dishes or cleaning up his socks from the living room
  • “do your own fucking laundry i’m not your maid”
  • “you may not be my maid, but you’d look good AS a maid”
  • and at that comment he wiggles his eyebrows again and takes you upstairs despite your protests
  • he’s a little cutey sleepy baby
  • you love watching him sleep because he’s so relaxed and looks very peaceful
  • when it’s really early in the morning, you’ll wake up next to him and brush his hair out of his face and stroke his cheek
  • suga knows because for a lot of the time he pretends to be asleep so you keep going
  • “i love yous” are rare but it’s so obvious
  • it’ll slip out during sex or when you two are flat out drunk giggling on the couch
  • or when he gets mad or jealous you’ll hug his shoulders and kiss his cheeks over and over again until you hear his lil laugh and an “i love you”
  • the two of you talk about the future a lot
  • he says he only wants one kid but who knows
  • you’ve seen the way he looks at his little cousins or at the random mother and toddler walking down the street while you guys are on your way to buy groceries
  • SHOPPING with suga is a whole other story
  • he’s v picky
  • “jfc just pick a damn lettuce already”
  • “but they’re all bruised!”
  • “your head is gonna be bruised if you don’t hurry up yoongi”
  • to which he throws a lettuce head into a bag with a grumble
  • he begrudgingly holds your hand when you’re walking down the street
  • he totally secretly loves it and squeezes your hand once in awhile
  • and when you two get back home and unload all the groceries, you’ll drag him to the couch and lay down on top of him.
  • he groans playfully but ends up pecking your lips and giving you his lil gummy smile

other members coming soon!

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Alina-I’ve-kissed-them-all-Starkhov

I knew seeing Alina betwen Mal, the Darling, and Nikolai reminded me of something!!! You could say she has the patience of a saint between all three of them!!!

Reasons I Envy Bertie Wooster:
  • He’s obscenely wealthy
  • Friends with/coworkers with/boss of the universal problem solver, Jeeves
  • He possess a large selection of jaunty, yet classic, menswear
  • He writes in a breezy and seemingly effortless prose style
  • Has great hair, probably
  • All of his clothes are made-to-measure
  • He never worries that his general disinterest in marriage marks him as a cold-hearted, self-involved monster
  • Has never worried about any part of himself, ever, it has never occurred to Bertie Wooster that he is not perfectly fine as is damn him
  • Can play the piano
  • He gets to wear suits all the time, not just at weddings and his sister’s high school awards ceremonies
  • He can pull off using the word “rummy”
  • I assume he’s heavily involved with the gay scene of 1930′s London, which sounds great
  • He’s been to New York
  • He possess a willowy frame despite frequent indulgence in large, luxurious meals and alcohol
  • Has TWO aunts, one of my aunts is DEAD, Bertie, bet you feel guilty about complaining now, don’t you?
  • He knows someone who will tell him when his clothes look terrible
  • He sleeps until afternoon because he was out on the town last night, not because he was staring at the wall wondering if his coworker noticed that he subtweeted them as “my friend”
  • Gives compliments easily and unselfconsciously
First Time With B.A.P

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Yongguk

  • The most gentle man you can find
  • He’d love delicately carressing your skin with his hands
  • As he’s slowly and rhythmically having his way with you
  • He would eventually speed up if he notices you aren’t satisfied enough
  • Be would try to let you walk the next day

Himchan

  • He’d make your first time very memorable
  • Because he would not be as delicate as the rest
  • More into dirty talk
  • He’d like to listen to how you feel too
  • Hence the roughness

Daehyun

  • He’d kiss you a lot
  • And he’d be delicate
  • Looking at you with a fulfilled expression
  • He’d just be too happy that you’d have your first time with him
  • He would hold your hand and tell you he loves you
    BONUS
    : He’d be quite vocal, no surprise there I suppose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Youngjae

  • Patient, making sure you’re fully ready
  • He’d make the foreplay long
  • He might be a bit rough
  • But it would be a very pleasurable roughness
  • He would be sweet, even if not very affectionate

Jongup

  • It’s like his mission was to make sure you’re feeling great
  • He’d be so loving and caring
  • He’d touch your cheeks and plant soft kisses on your collarbones
  • Playing with your hair as he’s moderately speeding up
  • Would spoon with you afterwards

Zelo

  • I’m sure he’d be caring
  • But considering his young age he might be slightly self centered
  • He would definitely be loving and affectionate
  • Holding your hands
  • And after everything, he would kiss you goodnight

I hope you liked it~
Feel free to request more!

why u need to love lee chan
  • first off this boy is litERALLY SO CUTE AND HE’S NOT AFRAID TO DO AEGYO AT ALL likE aT FIRST HE MAY BE LIKE ehhh then hE ENDS UP DOING IT ANYWAYS AND HE’S JUST SO ADORABLE
  • he admires michael jackson i repeat michael jackson and this boy is 16 year old most 16 year olds nowadays listen to the more modern music bUT cHAN LISTENS TO MJ tHIS BOY MUST BE APPRECIATED
  • hE MAY ONLY BE 16 BUT WHEN IT COMES to DANCING HE IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT IT IT’S AMAZING
  • if you’ve ever watched seventeen project when they had random dancing in the 1st episode and most of the members didn’T EVEN REMEMBER THE CHOREOGRAPHY FOR THE SONGS BUT CHAN SERIOUSLY OWNED IT and thE MEMBERS EVEN FOLLOWED HIM lIKE YOOO thiS IS THE YOUNGEST IN THE GROUP MAN
  • when he rAPS IN JAM JAM IT’S JUST SO ?? HIS RAP IN JAM JAM, MAN. HIS RAP IN JAM JAM.
  • wATCH SEVENTEEN TV AND HEAR HIS SINGING VOICE IT’S ALSO VERY GREAT
  • hE WANTS TO LIVE IN KOREA FOREVER AND THAT JUST PROVES thAT HE LOVES HIS NATIVE COUNTRY A LOT
  • he says he wants to be an artist that will leave a mark in history so he’s going to woRK REALLY HARD AND sERIOUSLY how can u not love the fact that he’s only 16 and already has sUCH STRONG AMBITIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE !!
  • he doesn’t have thAT MANY LINES IN THEIR SONGS BUT WHEN HE DOES HIS VOICE IN GENERAL JUST MAKES U MELT TBH
  • i heard that he also choreographed jam jam and some of the dance movements in that song seem very complex actually so pROPS TO HIM
  • hE ACTUALLY HAS A PRETTY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR ??//??
  • he still stays in the practice room to practice even when the other members already left likE tHAT’S AN EXAMPLE OF A HARDWORKER RIGHT THERE
  • people say they don’t stan him bc he doesn’t look “good” bUT WATCH HIS APPEARANCE IN A FEW YEARS AND HE’LL BE SUPER ATTRACTIVE AND UR MIND WILL BE BLOWN
  • in conclusion LOVE THIS BOY HE’S PRECIOUS AND SO DESERVES TO EARN MORE LOVE FROM EVERYONE YES THANK YOU
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#HappySeoGoongDay

Yeah, it’s the first day of May! You know what that means? Our perfect hamster boy was born exactly 23 years ago! Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Park for raising him up to who he is today, you did a great job! Also, our beloved Hyunho/Seogoong. Please take care of yourself!  Continue doing great things and let’s meet soon~
Until then, happy birthday once again. ToppKeuls are always with you~ ♥ ♥ ♥

kingsbellamy replied to your post “Less than 10 minutes to go, WE CAN DO IT!”

i’m literally laughing my ass off because i just saw a post in the jensen ackles tag saying he’s going to lose for the first time since the poll started in 2009. oh man, this is great

HE’S BEEN THE KING FOR LIKE 5 YEARS

THERE’S A NEW KING NOW BITCHES

American Beauty Sentence Starters (May be NSFW)
  • 001: Man, you are one twisted fuck!
  • 002: You were masturbating!
  • 003: Don't you mess with me, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
  • 004: Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!
  • 005: And then he just pulled down his pants, you know, like say hello to Mr.Happy.
  • 006: Cunt!
  • 007: She thinks she's in love.
  • 008: Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is going to cave in.
  • 009: It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
  • 010: I quit. So you don't have to pay me, now leave me alone.
  • 011: ....Asshole.
  • 012: I think you just became my personal hero!
  • 013: You're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it.
  • 014: Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with (him/her).
  • 015: You should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
  • 016: I don't think there's any worse thing than being ordinary.
  • 017: Want me to kill (him/her) for you?
  • 018: I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
  • 019: Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.
  • 020: You are a total prostitute.
  • 021: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
  • 022: Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please?
  • 023: This isn't life! This is just stuff! And it's become more important to you than living!
  • 024: You total slut, you have a crush on him! You're defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.
  • 025: I didn't mean to scare you, I just think you're interesting.
  • 026: Do you like getting nailed by the king?
  • 027: This country is going straight to hell!
  • 028: I'm not obsessing. I'm just cruious.
  • 029: I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just not waking up.
  • 030: Do you get high?