I knew seeing Alina betwen Mal, the Darling, and Nikolai reminded me of something!!! You could say she has the patience of a saint between all three of them!!!


Yeah, it’s the first day of May! You know what that means? Our perfect hamster boy was born exactly 23 years ago! Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Park for raising him up to who he is today, you did a great job! Also, our beloved Hyunho/Seogoong. Please take care of yourself!  Continue doing great things and let’s meet soon~
Until then, happy birthday once again. ToppKeuls are always with you~ ♥ ♥ ♥

First Time With B.A.P

[ Monsta X Ver. ]
[ EXO Ver. ]


  • The most gentle man you can find
  • He’d love delicately carressing your skin with his hands
  • As he’s slowly and rhythmically having his way with you
  • He would eventually speed up if he notices you aren’t satisfied enough
  • Be would try to let you walk the next day


  • He’d make your first time very memorable
  • Because he would not be as delicate as the rest
  • More into dirty talk
  • He’d like to listen to how you feel too
  • Hence the roughness


  • He’d kiss you a lot
  • And he’d be delicate
  • Looking at you with a fulfilled expression
  • He’d just be too happy that you’d have your first time with him
  • He would hold your hand and tell you he loves you
    : He’d be quite vocal, no surprise there I suppose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


  • Patient, making sure you’re fully ready
  • He’d make the foreplay long
  • He might be a bit rough
  • But it would be a very pleasurable roughness
  • He would be sweet, even if not very affectionate


  • It’s like his mission was to make sure you’re feeling great
  • He’d be so loving and caring
  • He’d touch your cheeks and plant soft kisses on your collarbones
  • Playing with your hair as he’s moderately speeding up
  • Would spoon with you afterwards


  • I’m sure he’d be caring
  • But considering his young age he might be slightly self centered
  • He would definitely be loving and affectionate
  • Holding your hands
  • And after everything, he would kiss you goodnight

I hope you liked it~
Feel free to request more!

kingsbellamy replied to your post “Less than 10 minutes to go, WE CAN DO IT!”

i’m literally laughing my ass off because i just saw a post in the jensen ackles tag saying he’s going to lose for the first time since the poll started in 2009. oh man, this is great



best foreign language film goes to the great beauty?

the great beauty
the great beaut
the great beau
the great bea
the great be
the great b
the great
the grea
the gre
the gr
the g
the h
the hu
the hun
the hunt

bitch please the hunt will always win. always.

American Beauty Sentence Starters (May be NSFW)
  • 001:Man, you are one twisted fuck!
  • 002:You were masturbating!
  • 003:Don't you mess with me, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
  • 004:Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!
  • 005:And then he just pulled down his pants, you know, like say hello to Mr.Happy.
  • 006:Cunt!
  • 007:She thinks she's in love.
  • 008:Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is going to cave in.
  • 009:It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
  • 010:I quit. So you don't have to pay me, now leave me alone.
  • 011:....Asshole.
  • 012:I think you just became my personal hero!
  • 013:You're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it.
  • 014:Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with (him/her).
  • 015:You should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
  • 016:I don't think there's any worse thing than being ordinary.
  • 017:Want me to kill (him/her) for you?
  • 018:I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
  • 019:Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.
  • 020:You are a total prostitute.
  • 021:I don't think we can be friends anymore.
  • 022:Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please?
  • 023:This isn't life! This is just stuff! And it's become more important to you than living!
  • 024:You total slut, you have a crush on him! You're defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.
  • 025:I didn't mean to scare you, I just think you're interesting.
  • 026:Do you like getting nailed by the king?
  • 027:This country is going straight to hell!
  • 028:I'm not obsessing. I'm just cruious.
  • 029:I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just not waking up.
  • 030:Do you get high?