greatest-movie

Ghibli Movies according to the Internet (SPOILERS)

When Marnie was there: When Anna was Accidentally Gay for her Grandma

My Neighbour Totoro: 1st ever Ghibli Movie

Spirited Away: 2nd 1st ever Ghibli Movie

Princess Mononoke: Scary Deer Jesus

Pom Poko: Balls

The Cat Returns: Everyone’s Unexpected Furry Awakening

From Up On Poppy Hill: You May be My Brother But I’d Totally Do You

Ponyo: The Little Mermaid But With Kindergartners

Grave of the Fireflies: Greatest Movie Ever Made That You’ll Never Watch Again

Only Yesterday: Greatest Ghibli Movie Ever Made That Barely Anyone Has Ever Watched (j/k: Best Ending Ever)

Whisper of the Heart: I Wish My Teenage Life Was This Idyllic

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Too Many Bloomer Shots

Laputa: Castle in the Sky: Falling From Terrifying Heights: The Movie

Howl’s Moving Castle: The One With The Hot Bishounen

Tale of the Princess Kaguya: Fucking Moon People

The Signs As Weird Shit My Grandmother Has Done, Part 2
  • Aries: Has a collection of magnets the covers the whole fridge, including one that says "tits out 2016".
  • Taurus: Refuses to eat cranberry sauce because she says it "still tastes like the can".
  • Gemini: Somehow got the movie Coraline confused with the movie Shrek and bought my brother 3 Shrek DVDs, despite the fact that we don't have a DVD player and my brother asked her bring over the BOOK version of Coraline.
  • Cancer: Refers to her sister as "that crazy woman Lanie".
  • Leo: Tried to set me up with my friend Nicholas when we were in third grade.
  • Virgo: Calls my girlfriend "that little Emily girl", despite her name not being Emily. Her response to this is "she looks like an Emily."
  • Libra: Has a CD of early 2000s hits including "Bring Me To Life" "All Star" "Fergalicious" and "Get Low" that she plays in the car at top volume to embarrass my dad.
  • Scorpio: Stands firmly by her belief that the movie Grease is the greatest movie ever made and makes the whole family watch it on Thanksgiving.
  • Sagittarius: Knows every employee in the Walgreens by her house personally. She brings them chili on holidays.
  • Capricorn: Once, when she was a teenager, threatened to set the movie theater on fire if one more person made her go see Gone With The Wind. She will not watch it, to this day. She's seen it 19 times, or so she says.
  • Aquarius: Asked my dad if she could take my brother, who was 8 or 9 at the time, to go see Mad Max.
  • Pisces: Sets her GPS then refuses to follow the directions because she "knows a shortcut", even if she has no fucking clue where she's going.

if you are part of the group that ranked scooby doo (2002) with a grade lower than A++ you’re going to fucking HELL !!!! I’m rewatching it for the 900th time on netflix n its the greatest movie ever…next to cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 n wreck it ralph like truly those movies are all blessings to this sad n mundane dirt land we call earth. scooby doo is HONESTLY such a great movie with great people like velma n her lil white boy crush was so fucking adorable !!!! they have like three moments together but all three are so iconic especially when the mystery is solved n he picks her up n they make it seem like they’ll have a kiss scene but INSTEAD she’s like ‘you’re fogging up my glasses’ n punches him in the chest like bitch velma is one sexy ass bitch not to mention real life angel isla fisher plays mary jane here n I love her.

Lego Batman Movie is:

  • the greatest Batman movie of all time.
  • the greatest work of fan fiction of all time.
  • the batman movie i always wanted but never thought i would see
  • legit highlights EVERYTHING WRONG with the current adaptations of Batman.
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Final cut: ladies and gentlemen
Another page of my movie journal! This time it’s about a really special movie, that has been composed of 451 greatest international movies. I suggest you to watch the trailer first to see whether you like the style of it, but it’s really cool. Also, if you’re a movie lover, I recommend you to have a piece of paper and a pencil nearby while watching and try to write down as many movies as you can recognize, it’s pretty fun 😄

City Lights (1931) is widely considered Charlie Chaplin’s greatest movie. It’s the story of a tramp who falls in love with a blind girl, played by Virginia Cherrill; a pretty simple plot by today’s standards, but due to technical limitations at the time, it took Chaplin more than two years to shoot. Then again, it might have been completed sooner, if Chaplin wasn’t basically the proto-Kubrick: an uncompromising perfectionist who wanted to control every single detail of his films. For example: One scene in which Cherrill asks his character “Flower, sir?” had to be repeated more than 300 bloody times.

Yes, we should point out that it was a silent film.

6 Minor Scenes In Famous Movies That Cost a Fortune To Film

Let’s Do Real Talk!

So we all know that next chapter is called “The Greatest Power” and a lot of people are theorizing what it could be.

To be honest, if we are going to be cliche about this then the Greatest Power are the following:

BECAUSE THIS IS FAIRY TAIL PEOPLE!

NAKAMA POWER ALL THE WAY!!!

Seriously, the whole plot revolves around friendship and family so what else is there to say? XD


OR


BECAUSE IT’S THE EPITOME OF ALL CLICHE THINGS REGARDING THE GREATEST POWER!

It’s also theorized as the One Magic by Lucy.

Do I smell a NaLu scene in the next chapter? XD


BUT


It’s also possible that Hiro Mashima will pull out a random power that we all don’t know about just to troll us! XD

Originally posted by im-not-so-sin

I’M WATCHING YOU TROLLSHIMA! 


SO LET’S JUST WAIT AND SEE!