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Either 12 or 14 on the short fic prompt list please for Skimmons if you wanna. I love you writing thank you so much- you're awesome

12. is “It’s not only for kids just because it’s a kid’s movie!”

“What are you watching?” Daisy asks as she comes to stand behind the couch, peering over Jemma’s head to look at the TV. “Is this a kid’s movie?”

“Hm,” Jemma says with a nod, reaching a hand back absently and taking Daisy’s. “The Lion King.”

Daisy shrugs, kissing Jemma’s head as she turns away. “Never seen it.”

Jemma sits up straighter, holding tightly to Daisy’s hand so that she can’t pull away. She tugs her back, turning around to face her. “What do you mean you’ve never seen The Lion King?”

Daisy gives her a look. “Are you going to be okay?” She asks. “You look like you’re about to have a panic attack.”

“I can’t believe you’ve never seen The Lion King! It’s one of the greatest movies of all time!”

Honestly, Daisy is afraid to say anything else and cause further ire in her girlfriend. “I’m…sorry?” She lifts an eyebrow. “I mean it’s just a kid’s movie-”

“Just a kid’s movie!” Jemma protests vehemently. “Daisy, oh, Daisy, no.” She pats her hand sympathetically. “I just can’t believe you’ve gone your entire childhood without watching The Lion King. You never watched it in St. Agnes?”

Daisy shrugs. “The Sisters weren’t exactly movie people,” she says. “But if you ever need to know about Mary Poppins then I’m totally your girl. It was the nuns’ favorite.”

“Well, we’re going to change that,“ Jemma says decisively, tugging Daisy closer, impatiently. Daisy dutifully comes to sit beside her on the couch as Jemma starts the movie over. “We’re going to watch it right now. Prepare to have your life changed.”

Once again, Daisy can’t help but add, “It’s just a kid’s movie.”

“Just because it’s a kid’s movie doesn’t mean it’s just for kids,” Jemma singsongs, moving closer to Daisy on the couch. She rests her head against Daisy’s shoulder.

Daisy figures that she might as well stop arguing, considering that she’s about to spend the next ninety minutes curled up next to Jemma. There are definitely worse ways for to spend her time.

seeing Beauty and the Beast in hyper-realistic CGI has forced me to re-evaluate the entire concept of the movie. Like the whole “talking furniture” thing was adorable & COOL in animated-form, but in reality it’s like a fuckin horror movie. You’re trapped in a place where cups have EYES and literally anything could’ve been an ex-person. That spoon you just licked clean? A person. That chair you’ve been sitting on? Practically someone’s LAP. That toilet in your bathroom? Oh-ho-hooo bOY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU.  

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr'e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

You know what I want?
I want in the Justice League movie for Diana to see the Robin suit in the Batcave, ask about it and have Bruce walk away silently.
I want later in the movie for her to say, “I’ve lost friends in wars before.” And I want Bruce to respond, in the most pained voice, “but have you ever lost a son?”
I want Alfred talking about it with her, telling her what happened.
I want acknowledgement of Jason Todd’s death as Robin in the Justice League movie.

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If Carmilla “re-vamps” in the movie, I hope that means she randomly turns into a cat at some point without realizing it 

(And yes, Catmilla can talk because why not) 

Ghibli Movies according to the Internet (SPOILERS)

When Marnie was there: When Anna was Accidentally Gay for her Grandma

My Neighbour Totoro: 1st ever Ghibli Movie

Spirited Away: 2nd 1st ever Ghibli Movie

Princess Mononoke: Scary Deer Jesus

Pom Poko: Balls

The Cat Returns: Everyone’s Unexpected Furry Awakening

From Up On Poppy Hill: You May be My Brother But I’d Totally Do You

Ponyo: The Little Mermaid But With Kindergartners

Grave of the Fireflies: Greatest Movie Ever Made That You’ll Never Watch Again

Only Yesterday: Greatest Ghibli Movie Ever Made That Barely Anyone Has Ever Watched (j/k: Best Ending Ever)

Whisper of the Heart: I Wish My Teenage Life Was This Idyllic

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Too Many Bloomer Shots

Laputa: Castle in the Sky: Falling From Terrifying Heights: The Movie

Howl’s Moving Castle: The One With The Hot Bishounen

Tale of the Princess Kaguya: Fucking Moon People

The baes Algee Smith and Keith Powers <3 *creds to owner*