greatest game ever invented

  • Sam: You're playing hockey with a basketball... and tennis rackets?
  • Reza: It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. It's awesome!
  • Sam: Wait, BaskIceball? Shouldn't it be Iceketball?
  • Nikhil: Ice... ket... ball? That just sounds weird.
  • Dave: The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.
  • Sam: Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen me play.

Lisa: You’re playing hockey. With a basketball… and tennis rackets?

Jisoo: It’s BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it’s Awesome!

Lisa: Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn’t it be Iceketball?

Rosé: Ice… Ket… ball? that just sounds weird.

Jennie: The game is BaskIceball. And I’m the best.

Lisa: Well, maybe that’s just cause you haven’t seen *me* play.

[Lisa throws the basketball to Jennie who throws it back to Jisoo]

Jisoo: Well, it’s not exactly a sport for kids.

Lisa: Well, that’s funny cause Jennie throws like a baby!

[Lisa throws the ball back to Jennie. Jennie throws the ball hard and hits Lisa in the face]

After School Special - Part 1

Word Count: 2057

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language, spn stuff

Series Rewrite Masterlist


“Alright so, the girl Sam’s getting info out of right now…” You started, sitting outside a mental health facility with Dean, “she says we was possessed and swirlied another girl to death?”

“That’s the story.” Dean nodded, although something about his demeanor was off, like he wasn’t quite all there.

“Something bugging you?” You questioned, playfully nudging his ribs.

“What?” He looked at you as if he hadn’t heard you before he pulled himself together. “No I just…I was thinking about you actually. Do you feel good enough for this? You sure you don’t wanna go back to Bobby’s until we figure out what’s up with you?”

“No.” You barely took a second to think it through. “I’m safest with you. And I feel fine.” Sam approached, effectively ending the conversation and the impending argument.

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Supernatural quotes #2 || Sentence meme
  • “This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
  • "Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
  • “What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
  • “We’re not working for the Mandroid!”
  • "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
  • "I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".
  • “_______, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
  • "They made me slow dance.
  • “What's a P.A.?"
  • “You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”
  • "Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
  • “I lost my shoe.”
  • “I’m Batman!”
  • “Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
  • “I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”
  • “Dude, could you be more gay? Don’t answer that.”
  • “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
  • “Don’t objectify me."
  • “How do you sleep at night??
  • “Can you think of a worse hell?"
  • "You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!
  • “These tacos taste funny to you?”
  • “I shot the sheriff."
  • "______, you’ve got to go be gay for that poor dead intern.”
  • "I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
  • "What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"
  • "______, wherever you are, mom is a babe. I'm going to hell ... again. "
  • "_____ loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress with his KY."
  • “Brother, I have been re-hymenated and the dude will not abide.”
  • “Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”
  • “Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”
  • “That was scary!”
  • "Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
  • "On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."
  • "This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."
  • "She was convinced that he wasn't her real daddy."
  • "Who was? The plumber,hmmm? A little snaking the pipes??
  • "Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
  • "Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."
  • “The whistle makes me their god.”