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If Bleach characters and Fruits Basket characters met...

As requested by anon. :)


You guys know the crossover drill! We’re now going to imagine Bleach characters having conversations with characters from the anime Fruits Basket (because that’s all I know).


1. Kyo and Yoruichi

Yoruchi: Huh. This is strange. I am weirdly overcome with a desire to cuddle with you.

Kyo: Really? ‘Cause that usually just happens with cats…

Kyo: Hey! Stay back!

Yoruichi: No hug?

Kyo: No hug! I said STAY BACK

Yoruichi:

Yoruichi: [pokes Kyo]

Kyo: DAMMIT

[kitty Kyo!]

Byakuya:

Byakuya:

Byakuya: THE DEMON CAT CURSE CAN BE SPREAD BY TOUCH?!?

Byakuya: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yoruichi: Oops.

Kyo: DON’T CALL ME A DEMON


2. Tohru and Byakuya

Byakuya: So you’re saying that this entire family is cursed, and they turn into animals if they are touched by a member of the opposite sex?

Tohru: Yes! It makes them very shy - or some might say emo.

Byakuya: And then they turn back into naked humans?

Tohru: Um….yes. That’s a little embarrassing!

Byakuya: And you hang out with these people for some reason?

Tohru: They are my friends!

Byakuya: That sounds like my absolute worst nightmare.

Tohru:

Tohru: Do you not like animals?


3. Yuki and Kenpachi

Kenpachi: So I heard that you and the cat guy are always fighting.

Yuki: What of it?

Kenpachi: It’s just a little lame, isn’t it? I mean, a rat isn’t a match for a cat! Or for anyone, really.

Yuki: Unlike your stunning victory over a praying mantis.

Kenpachi:

Kenpachi: He was very tough for a bug.


4. Shigure and Nanao

Shigure: Why, hello there, gorgeous!

Shigure: I must say, those glasses with that uniform works very well for you!

Nanao: You’re one of those Zodiac guys, right?

Shigure: Guilty as charged!

Nanao:

Nanao: [pokes Shigure]

[Puppy Shigure!]

Nanao: I knew it!

Nanao: CAPTAIN! GIANT PERVERTED FLIRTS LIKE YOU ARE ACTUAL DOGS INSIDE!

Kyoraku: ?


5. Kagura and Ganju

Ganju: So you’re the Pig?

Kagura: Yeah.

Ganju: Omg, omg! It’s like Bonnie is here in human form, talking to me!

Ganju: At last I will know what a pig would say, if a pig could talk!

Ganju: Please tell me what you’re thinking right now!

Kagura: See that cat over there, chasing that purple-haired woman? I’m gonna marry him!

Ganju:

Ganju: Not exactly what I expected.


6. Momiji and Rukia

Momiji: Hug me!

Rukia: What?

Momiji: Hug me!

Rukia: Um, okay…

[Bunny Momiji!]

Rukia: BEST DAY EVER


7. Hatori and Ryuken

Ryuken: At last, a character who seems - competent.

Ryuken: I hear you are a doctor, like me?

Hatori: Yes. A doctor and the dragon of the Zodiac.

Ryuken: How impressive.

Ryuken: You must find yourself forced to be extra careful with your cursed identity. A dragon running amuck in town would cause many problems.

Hatori:

Hatori: Well um to be more precise I am a seahorse.

Ryuken:

Hatori: Which…is…the dragon of the sea?

Ryuken: That is incredibly lame.

Hatori (sighs): Yeah, I know.


8. Haru and Nnoitra

Nnoitra: Yo! Cow guy! Fight me!

Haru: I don’t do that.

Nnoitra: That’s not what I heard! Come on! Be the Black Haru guy!

Haru: No.

Nnoitra: I’m gonna keep poking you with this stick until you comply!

Nnoitra: Poke…poke…poke…poke…poke…

Haru: Yeah…I’m gonna go to class.

Nelliel: Wow, Nnoitra. You are really bad at getting people to fight you.

Nnoitra: SHUT UP NELLIEL


9. Ayame and Yumichika

Ayame: I care a lot about beauty.

Yumichika: I hear that.

Ayame: And of course I cherish my own beauty very highly.

Yumichika: Who wouldn’t?

Ayame: My greatest fear is to find myself locked away in some dark place, where no one can see me!

Yumichika:

Ayame: For men such as us, would anything be worse?

Yumichika:

Yumichika: Yeah, locked away in a dark place. No witnesses. Sounds terrible. Super, super terrible.

Yumichika: [cough]

Ayame: We are kindred spirits for sure!


10. Kisa and Ggio

Ggio: Yo! I heard there was a TIGER somewhere around here!

Ggio: As resident tiger of Bleach, you and I have GOT to fight each other!

Ggio: So come out, tiger!

Kisa: Um………hi?

Ggio: ….

Ggio: I’ll go now.


11. Hiro and Ichigo

Hiro: I just want to protect my friend. And be there for my sister. But because of Akito, I can’t really do either.

Ichigo: I feel you, dude. All I want is to protect my family and friends, but sometimes I let them get hurt anyway.

Hiro: How do you cope?

Ichigo: I became the greatest hero in the universe and saved the world a couple of times while beating up everybody.

Hiro: I broke free from the curse and then held my baby sister for the first time.

Ichigo: And that’s good too.


12. Ritsu and Kyoraku

Kyoraku: Hey man, I like your lady’s kimono.

Ritsu: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

Kyoraku: Uh….for what? I said I liked it! I’ve got one too, see?

Ritsu: I’m sorry for misunderstanding you! And for copying your style!

Kyoraku: I, uh, wouldn’t put it quite like that…

Ritsu: I’m sorry!

Kyoraku: I am very confused right now.


13. Akito and Aizen

Aizen: And that, dear woman who is either too sick to move right now or who really likes my monologuing, is my entire plan for becoming god.

Akito: I was god once.

Akito: Gave it up because it sucked.

Aizen: …what?

Akito: Yeah. Turns out that controlling a bunch of people against their will isn’t a path to happiness for me or for them.

Akito: Who knew?

Aizen:

Aizen: I don’t like talking to you.