great thighs!

anonymous asked:

top 5 haikyuu thighs?? i mean come on they're all pretty great

Top 5 thighs?

I got you, you thirsty anon beans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1. Daichi. He’s not Thighichi for nothing. Are these…even…legal????

Originally posted by tetsuruo

2. Kuroo. *sweats* I’ve been staring at this longer than it’s comfortable to admit

3. Bokuto. Illegal long kneepads are just…illegal. As always, that strip of exposed skin is why I don’t sleep at night tbh. 

Originally posted by sadsharkling

4. Ushijima. He thick™ (look at the calves, look at the arms, ARGH)

5. …Kageyama? Little blueberry could kill a person with those thighs. Nice. 

- Bonus: FEELING BLESSED ft. the one and only Akaashi Keiji

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fics are my absolute favorite type of fanwork, and i’ve been meaning to compile a list of my favorite macdennis fics for a while now. i recently hit 1000 followers here (which is absolutely wild, thank you so, so much ♥ ), so i figured this was as good a time as any to do this. here are some of my favorite macdennis fics, in no particular order. if you read any of these, this is an open invitation to come cry with me over how freakin good these are:

The Inevitable by runningwafers (explicit, 11k words) | Mac is in a lot of denial. This is a story about what happens when he finally snaps. [This one is an absolute treasure. Everyone is written impeccably in-character and there are parts that genuinely made me laugh out loud. The ending is near and dear to my heart.]

each the other’s world entire by quixoti (explicit, 13k words) | Mac and Dennis survive each other. Mac and Dennis will always survive each other. [This one follows Mac and Dennis from high school onwards, and it’s heart-achingly good. The references to direct scenes from the show are so spot on.]

we sinners bend by infinitevariety (explicit, 64k words) | Mac and Dennis have been sleeping on Dee’s floor for months. Something’s got to give. [A long one but a damn good one. Also, it’s a classic, so go read it now.]

Mac and Dennis Conduct an Experiment by pavonine (explicit, 36k words) | Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action. Of course it backfires on them both. [Another classic. There’s so much to love about this one, but I’m especially fond of the dialogue.]

you’re the one i wanna watch this ship go down with by lagaudiere (mature, 4k words) | Not dying on a Christian cruise ship sometimes means having to face hard truths about yourself. Mac’s never been very good at that. [Good cavity-inducing fluff, complete with a great dancing scene.]

thick thighs make a dick rise by reflektions (explicit, 6k words) | In which Dennis does drag for the first time and Mac’s dick has an existential crisis. [DENNIS DOES DRAG. I don’t need to say anything more.]

the spell that you’ve created by peskyfeelings (mature, 7k words) | Mac is in bed but he can’t find sleep, because Dennis Reynolds lit a match and it’s still burning him up. [Internally tortured Mac and manipulative Dennis strike again, but this is a fresh and well-written take on it.] 

the day you move (i’m probably gonna explode) by sinnabar (explicit, 7k words) | He could maybe get addicted to this, if he let himself. Or: five times Mac and Dennis toed the line between friends and lovers, and one time they crossed it for good. [A good old 5+1.]

remember the things that make you feel by blackmountainbones (explicit, 9k words) | AU: Dennis Reynolds is a heroin addicted prostitute and Mac is one of his johns. [AKA the AU that tore my goddamn heart into a million pieces. This one will ruin your life, but you should read it anyway.]

Mac’s Day Out by adrianicsea (gen, 1k words) |  With $14 to his name after paying arbitration fees, Mac celebrates his first full day out of the closet. [This one’s not macdennis, but it’s short and sweet. I wanted to include an s12 fic on this list, and this one’s my favorite.] 

REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE X-MEN (GUYS AND GIRLS) WOULD LOVE YOU AND WORSHIP YOUR BODY.

it doesn’t matter if you have:

• chub (chub is good!)
• scars? Beautiful!
• stretch marks? Wonderful!
• acne? it’s 100% okay!
• small boobs? Great!
• big boobs? Great!
• thick thighs? Amazing!
• thin thighs? Amazing!
• a round butt? nice!
• a flat butt? nice!
• teeth aren’t 100% white? Cute!
• crooked teeth? Adorable!
• teeth gaps? Graceful!
• long legs? Wow!
• short legs? Wow!
• small hands? Magnificent!
• big hands? Magnificent!
• a bone-y face? Gorgeous!
• a round/plump face? Gorgeous!

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THE X-MEN WOULD BE TOTALLY BLESSED TO BE WITH YOU! DON’T DOUBT IT 💖.

Crush

Summary: Everything about Bucky Barnes drives you wild…that’s basically the plot…

Warnings: smut, sexual tension

A/N: I spent today writing my own mini thesaurus, by hand, and I came up with this idea during my breaks.


“Fuck!” Your back slammed down against the thick mat, air shoot out of your lungs.

“If you’re not paying close attention to your enemies you’re going to get yourself killed. What the hell has you so distracted?” Steve stretched a hand out, helping you up.

“N-Nothing.” You huffed, avoiding eye contact with the super soldier in front of you.

That was a lie, a big fat lie. You were completely distracted by the man across the room, the one with the glistening metal arm and the chocolate brown hair. Motherfucking Bucky Barnes. 

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anonymous asked:

omg what episodes of iasip have had heavy flirting between the two??? I haven't watched in so long

hoo boy this ended up being a little longer than expected! disclaimer: i wrote this all from memory, and by no means is it an exhaustive list!

Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join A Cult; dennis tells mac “you’ve been looking so great lately, so sexy”

Franks Back in Business; dennis directs “don’t you want to get off with me? i want you to get off with me” to mac

The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crisis; dennis asks mac “can you do that for me, baby boy?” (side note: dennis also calls mac “baby boy” in The Gang Hits the Road) + this episode blessed us with Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar

Mac and Dennis Break Up (deleted scene); dennis tells mac that he has “beautiful lips”

The Gang Dines Out; dennis serenades mac with a rendition of wind beneath my wings + dennis gives a speech about mac and how “the world is a safer place when he’s around”

Dennis Gets Divorced; “you’re my boytoy!” “i’m your boytoy!”

Flowers for Charlie; dennis tells mac that “it’s all about seduction” and turns on you’re the inspiration by chicago, and then they both begin swaying towards each other with mac about to lean in before they’re interrupted by dee

The Gang Gets Held Hostage; mac says “i love you” to dennis

The Gang Recycles Their Trash; mac tries to kiss dennis

bonus: some other iconic macdennis moments

Macs Banging the Waitress; “dennis has great thighs” + mac booping dennis’ nose to wake him up

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off; mac mimes the act of fellatio on dennis

The Gang Gets Quarantined; dennis proves that he can go from “flaccid to erect at a moments notice” by looking mac up and down + the fact that mac has seen him do that before

Mac and Dennis Break Up; all of it

The Nightman Cometh Live; the entirety of the “it’s just two men sharing the night..” scene

Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens; the shot gun scene

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters; dennis gets mac to feel his nipples (lmao)

Mac and Dennis Move To The Suburbs; dennis buys mac a dog and mac decides to name it dennis jr and “raise him like he was our own son” + mac tells dennis “everything i do, i do for you”

Hero or Hate Crime; dennis softly tells mac “just come on out of the closet, you’ll feel better” + dennis persuades the rest of the gang to leave mac to just be happy on the day he came out

amendment: i cannot believe that i managed to forget paddy’s thong and “i’m wearing them because i want to turn you on” from Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens! thank you to @macelhenneys for your tags that reminded me 

Rising Sign

Also check your planets in the first house (If you have any) You can relate to them too. Example: My Jupiter is in the 1st house which means I also relate to Sagittarius because they rule Jupiter.  Also check dominant sign.

Aries Rising: They usually have large pronounced eyebrows and foreheads. You can usually spot them playing games and acting a bit immature (But that’s only when you first meet them) They probably have a constant smirk on their face. Their eyes are darting around the room absorbing everything.

Taurus Rising: They might have long or large necks. They have an aura that makes them seem very natural. You can usually spot them reading something or sitting closer to the walls (Sometimes in the corner) They probably have a very calm and welcoming face. Their eyes move slowly as they watch the world surrounding them.

Gemini Rising: They have either long arms or big hands. They have a childlike glow about them.You can usually spot them with their knowing smile because they love reading people. Their eyes move quickly so they can receive as much knowledge as possible.

Cancer Rising: They have full faces and when you look at them you can see the moon in their eyes. They have an innocent look on their face (Though they may not be so innocent ;) You can usually spot them comforting their loved ones, which maybe an animal if they don’t like people. Their eyes are full of soft light that whispers sweet nothings.

Leo Rising: They have an apple shaped body, and they walk with a sense of pride. When A Leo rising walks through the door people recognize their presences. You can usually find them in the center of the room (Even if they hate the attention they somehow end up there) Their eyes are like the sun beaming confidence into your soul.

Virgo Rising: They usually have very nice hips or stomach. When people see them they might think they have pure intentions. (Maybe not though….) Honesty is also a vibe they give off. You can usually find them alone, away from everyone, but that doesn’t mean that can’t socialize, cause once you get them talking it’s quite a shock. Their eyes are like marble cut perfectly into shape but can be ever to sharp to fully grasp.

Libra Rising: They probably have a nice hips. Some people can perceive them as shy, but they generally love to socialize and know exactly what to say to get a conversation flowing. You can usually find them flirting with strangers (Yes they love to flirt and are very good at it, even if they don’t actually like the person…) Their actions and body language might be childlike, but their eyes look very mature and refined.

Scorpio Rising: They usually have a nice butt not going to lie. They keep to themselves but everyone is instantly attracted to them (Especially earth, and water signs) You can usually find them off in their own world, whether that be in their room or in the forest. They must have alone time. Their eyes are like magnets are you won’t want to look away.

Sagittarius Rising: They usually have great thighs, and a very toned body. People are attracted by their optimism and humor. (These people are hilarious and know how to start conversations) You can usually find them on their own adventure, exploring the world or people has no difference to them. They are generally very happy, or at least that’s the face they allow the world to see. Their eyes are full of happiness and everyone wants to be around them,

Capricorn Rising: They have very good cheek bones. They usually keep to themselves and don’t generally like talking. Might be very negative either about themselves or the world. You can usually find them watching other people because they love trying to figure other people out. They are also very intimidating because they give off this superior aura. Their eyes are full of wisdom and maturity. 

Aquarius Rising: They are the unusual ones. They will probably have a body feature that isn’t very typical like an unusual birthmark. You can find them writing things or drawing, they have so much going on in their mind that they must write it down. They appear to be aloof or somewhat disconnected from the world, or maybe to involved with the world. Their eyes are different and leave you confused in the end so don’t stare too long.

Pisces Rising: They might have long legs, even if they’re short. They probably have a narrow face. You can find them daydreaming or staring off in the distance. They are very distracted with the world around them. People generally think they are sweet, because they give off a very light and soft aura. Their eyes are light like cotton candy and they see the world through those rose-tinted glasses.

Ride

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: You accidentally let it slip to Bucky that he has great thighs, and he offers you a chance at a ride.

Word Count: 1640

Warnings: thigh riding, language, smut references (my little ones might want to skip this one)

A/N: it’s been a long weekend but it’s late and my mind has been wandering tonight sooo this happened

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