great taste in clothing

Imagine James and Maggie walking into each other and they are legit wearing the same outfit

And then Alex and Kara see them and never let them live it down but they take it in full stride and joke that the Danvers sisters have great tastes

They make sure to wear very similar clothes whenever all four of them hang out

You're a Lester, Danny

Summary: In which Dan attempts to piece himself into the seemingly complete puzzle that is the Lester family on the first night of the Orlando holiday.

Word Count: 889

Genre: Pure fluff

Warnings: none

A/N: I have no apologies for the title, it was too funny not to use. Also, I wrote this on a whim last night after being inspired by pseudophan’s mega feels-inducing headcanon. I hope you enjoy!!

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12 Reasons to love Gray Fullbuster

(An independent-of-ships Gray appreciation post)

1. The cool guy
Literally and otherwise. He’s pretty chill when not being challenged to a fist fight and practically oozes calm.

2. Relatively “normal”
A rarity in the Fairy Tail guild. Minus his stripping, he’s probably one of the sanest people around.

3. An artist
Makes pretty things with pretty magic so pretty even when fighting. Have you seen his swords, bows and shields?

4. Pretty smart
Aside while fighting Gray also likes to read and is probably one of the smartest in the guild when you average on and off battle times. Also puns?

5. Great taste in fashion

To match his good looks…when he has his clothes on, that is. 

6. Character development af
From someone willing to sacrifice himself for an intended result or let the past weigh heavy on him, he has grown into someone who knows the value of his life (to himself and others), who looks to the future.

7. Great actor
He’s fooled his own guildmates about where his loyalty lay and/or what his intentions were twice now - if you include a filler arc.


And a total cat person.


Been travelling and training since he was teeny, and is part of Fairy Tail’s strongest team. Plus, how many others do we know who adopted a Slayer magic mid-way through the story and perfected it off the bat?

10.Quite the dancer
While only really mentioned in a filler arc, it doesn’t seem like too much of a far cry that he can dance.

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11. Big bro af
Wendy has an array of elder near-sibling figures in her life, not in the least Gray. Whether he’s accompanying her on the dance floor or making cute ice crowns for her, looks like he does keep an eye out for the little dragon slayer.

12. Generally a nice guy
He’s a gentleman when he needs to be, is sensitive to what others feel, is quick to forgive (though not foolishly so), apologises when he must and genuinely cares a heck ton for his guildmates and friends - even ones he may claim to dislike.

Just look at the cutie:

BroTPs and ships everywhere. He’s like the male Lucy that way.

My opinion on the signs, ranked from who I get along with the best to not at all

1. Taurus - Simply the best, hands down. Head and shoulders above everyone else. Determination, extreme focus and goal attainment are all part of this sign’s personality. Once a Taurus sets his/her mind to doing something, there is nothing in the universe that can stop them. They will pursue their identified goal until it is reached – even if this comes at great personal sacrifice (health, relationships, etc). They’re determined, stable, they prefer simplicity, and they’re goal driven They have a thing for beauty. Creative and talented. They don’t complain and they’re not precious or delicate. The women generally are good with finances, independent, intelligent, and have an undeniable but reserved earthy femininity and sensuality. Definitely much more a fan of the males than the females, though. The men are my kryptonite. My thirst is real for Taurus men. The men are very protective of me and strong. Generally don’t like to start or have arguments. Equanimous. Sexy as hell. Tough, hard-hearted, extremely helpful, forgiving. Don’t take them for granted. Don’t fuck with them. EVER. Protect at all costs. Logical. Stable. Steady as a rock…there’s just something about them that makes me feel safe and secure. No bullshit with them. Taurus guys are earthy, lusty, manly, sensual, affectionate, and ooze sexuality. They’re also charming, magnetic, independent, genuine, great listeners, sexy, charismatic. Taurus men tend to be gentle and tolerant of others, with a strong sense of honour and integrity. They’re honest, communicative (but not annoyingly so), expressive both verbally and physically. The men are emotionally and mentally stable and smart. They’re possessive but not jealous. They are also rather dominant but mostly in the bedroom. Taurus men are the epitome of what I find truly sexy in a man. They’re practical and have an above average level of common sense. They’re about action, not words, and I love that about them. You could throw anything at them and they’ll handle it with strength, intellect, and class. They’re kind-hearted, generous to those they care about, and extremely focused. They love deeply and completely and are highly successful in business and financial ventures. My best friend, a couple of my very very close friends as well as my father happen to be Taureans. They really make me feel special, so seriously thanks to all the Taurus men for being who they are. Lovely, lovely guys. My favourite earth sign.

2. Aquarius - Cool, detached, aloof, and cerebral, just like me. The geniuses of the zodiac, by far. Visionaries. Impartial and original. Objective. Independent and individualistic. At peace with themselves. Weird. Frequently labeled “cold”, although I love it. Their adaptability and humanitarianism is admirable. They take all sorts of people as they are and I love this about them. Curious. Charismatic. God-complex. Unconventional. Loyal people. Open-minded. Rational. Not precious or delicate. Leaders. Some of the kindest people I know. Its not a smothering kind that freaks one out,its a pure, no silly intention type of kindness that is so soft, but still leaves a mark. And to me, they’re easy to understand - they care, but they also want their own separate lives. It’s lovely. There’s an Aqua girl I used to work with; she’s a really smart girl and everything that comes out of her mouth is interesting and hilarious. Although I liked her, it was usually from a distance because I could never tell if she really liked me as a potential friend. Yet there were times when I was the indirect target (by a Leo) in our meetings, and the Aqua always came by and subtly let me know in various ways that she cared. It was weird, but it was like she never wanted me to feel alone or bad, and I always appreciated that. It’s like we can’t say more than a few words to one another without quickly going back into our “own” space, and I’m thinking that’s maybe because we possibly felt our individuality would be threatened in some way if we got too close, and also maybe we retreated because we both were/are sensitive to the other, but we supported each other on a deeper and more emotional level. It’s hard to explain, but yeah, that’s been my experience. My older brother, whom I love more than anything, is one. More than a few of my favourite associates are Aquarians. What’s not to like? Hands down my favourite air sign.

3. Capricorn - They’re the hardest workers, they have high standards, and they’re pretty engaging; extremely intelligent and have an interesting way of drawing you in. Regal. Never loses their cool unless there’s a valid reason. Witty. I’m totally in love with their ambition. Have been labelled as “mean” or “loners”, but I have a general respect for them, even if I don’t like some of them. Quiet leaders. Untrusting like me. Also equanimous. Patient and calm. They’re bosses. Thinks in advance. Not to be fucked with. Doesn’t let get things get under their skin, very classy and tough like that. Sensible. Pragmatic and practical, but also can be a bit fanciful. The females are very feminine and have great taste in clothing. The men are in control and more often than not, CEOs. The men also make me feel so protected. Two very good friends are Caps. The Cap girls I know are really selective over their friends; they won’t talk to everyone for the sake of it…if they don’t like you or find you interesting then they probably won’t say a word to you or look at you. But they’re all funny, classy, and grounded and I love that. They possess winner’s minds; look at the late David Bowie: classic example of why Capricorns are the shit.

4. Sagittarius - You’re assholes, but you’re my kind of assholes; you’re blunt, you don’t sugar-coat the truth and you people are just brilliant. Absolutely hilarious. Funniest sign in the zodiac. Love having fun with them because their confidence is infectious and inspiring. Not gonna kiss your ass. Brutal. Insensitive. Sometimes downright inhumane. Sociable. Go-getters. They’re about their freedom and their power. It’s onward and upward with these folks and I respect that. Tends not to hold grudges (something I need to work on). They use their asshole-ism for good and for things that make sense (instead of evil and general bullshit like Scorpios do). Will speak their mind even (and especially) if it hurts your feelings. I love it. A couple of very good acquaintances are Sags. The only fire sign that I can stand.

5. Libra - Also protect at all costs. Love, love, love. Complete cinnamon rolls and are diplomatic, charming and fair. Tendency to be lookers. Great friends. Terrible flirts. Intellectual savages. Great personalities. Fun. Love getting guys with these ladies. When we choose to go out, we shut it down in a club and all eyes are on us. Also love how peaceful and easygoing they can be. Warrior’s mentality with a poet’s soul. They tend to be a doormat at times, tend to enjoy being volatile shit-starters on occasion (especially the females), and tend to be liars as well. Usually have good intentions. Indecisive, just like Pisces, but unlike Pisces, their indecisiveness is in a charming, yet slightly maddening way. More often than not, a pleasure to deal with. Another close friend and a few dear acquaintances are Libras. My kind of folks.

6. Gemini - Paraphrasing from Joni Mitchell’s song “Help Me”: “[They] love their lovin’/ But not like they love their freedom”…engaging and usually intelligent conversationalists. An ex-roommate is one. Charming, if not a bit fake, flighty, and two-faced. On the other hand, Stevie Nicks. Marilyn. Fetty Wap. I like that they keep things light and hate dealing with too much emotion, although their “lightness” tends to border on the superficial and shallow. Adventurous. Craves variety. Batshit crazy. Liars. Fucked up when drunk. The children of the zodiac, by far. I mean, bipolar creatures; their mood swings make them excellent case studies. Totally schizophrenic, they specialize in mind games and are the best players, hands down. Flaky. Thirsty as hell. Desperate for attention. These people have issues. Sociable and tend to be very popular for whatever reason. No slouches for sure, they’re definitely entertaining if nothing else.

7. Leo - They remind me of the famous line that Jareth said to Sarah in Labyrinth: “I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.” LOL. Overrated. Unconscionably selfish. Some of them are cool, but for the most part, I’m not impressed. A cousin that I used to be close with is one, we don’t really talk as much anymore, since I’ve outgrown her due, in part, to her tendency to be a bit jejune and silly as well as a drama queen. On the other hand, J. Lo. Jackie O. Kate Bush. They’re sexy, stylish and entertaining, but they’re just short-term/one-night stand material to me; they’re quite pretentious, have delusions of grandeur, and a bit sensitive for me (can’t take criticism, too dramatic, etc.) and as such, there’s nothing of real substance there with them. Tend to be liars. Animated and melodramatic (there’s a reason why most of the best actors are Leos)…they’re overgrown babies in the sense that they have a pathological need to have their asses kissed, they’re bossy, temperamental, and have a tendency to be arrogant and disrespectful (but don’t be this way to them, though, lmaooo). Very childish. Have a tendency to be something they’re not and truly believe that they’re more than what they actually are or ever will be, which is slightly amusing.

8. Scorpio - Ah, the sociopaths of the zodiac. I guess this would be my favourite water sign, if that’s possible. Not a fan of water signs in general, tbh…but out of all of them, you people are the only ones I can somewhat stand, for some strange reason. Probably because my mum is one, with whom I have a love-hate relationship (the only complicated relationship that I’m willing to have ever), as well as an ex-boyfriend. I’m a lot like them in the sense that there’s no room for ambiguity, either people hate you or they love you; regardless, you are who you are and that’s the way it is. As well as the fact that everything’s a state secret with them. However, if one wants brutal honesty, then like the good old Sags, these people are good for that, if nothing else. Opportunistic. Impossibly sexy. Bad to the bone. I’m a sucker for these men; most of the men I’ve “known”, whether we were in a relationship or not (including my current one) are Scorpios. Where we part ways: they (mainly the females, who are just unnecessary cunts, for the most part) are jealous, obsessive, love to be as negative as possible, have a crab-in-the-barrel mentality, and tend to be miserable and like making everyone else miserable as well. Tends to like having their asses kissed. Like all water signs, to me, life’s too short to really deal with them.

9. Cancer - Again, not a fan of water signs and Cancers are some of the reason why. A bit too moody, sensitive, temperamental, and clingy for my taste. Passive-aggressive. Possessive and needy. The females seem to be quite jealous of other females for some odd reason. The men tend to be kinda wishy-washy childish mama’s boys. Protective of those they love and care about, which is nice. Homebodies. Home. Like all water signs, they tend to think they’re billy badasses more than they are and their insecurity drives them to bully folks just to feel good about themselves, which is quite pathetic. These guys are crazy, but they have great music taste, good with money, and are kind of manipulative…the ones born in July tend to be temperamental as fuck. I’ve not gotten along with one ever (which is curious, since I am one), my associate’s boyfriend is one, and he’s a bitch; I have an older half-sister who’s one. To put it succinctly, we no longer speak. But, on the other hand, you guys tend to fly under the radar a bit, so I guess a scant few of them all are actually alright.

10. Virgo - Don’t really get the big deal about these people. I respect their propensity to be analytical, attention to detail and hard working natures, but other than that, you guys are completely irritating; a couple of colleagues are Virgos. They tend to be more sensitive than they like to let on (hence their moodiness), when jealous or self-conscious, they tend to act childish by getting angry and saying things they don’t mean. High maintenance. Self-serving. Also quite opportunistic. Martyr complex. Loves intellectual hair-splitting. Too much insecurity and bullshitting around with you all. Prides themselves on being harshly critical of everything and everyone, but if you tell them about their bullshit then they want to play victim and can’t handle it. People who can’t take their own medicine I don’t respect. Fussy and persnickety as hell; nitpicks everything and are often impossible to please and cowardly. They think the world should stop for them. Liars. Sneaky and shady as fuck. Doesn’t breathe unless it’s planned out thoroughly in advance. Tries too hard to be perfect and omnipotent. I’m sure OCD runs rampant in this sign as well. Control freaks, just like Scorpio. They will self-obsess over their imperfections (and are very quick to point out others’) and think they’re right all the time. Especially applies to those born in September.

11. Pisces -  Again, I truly don’t get the big deal about these people either. At all. Emotionally exhausting. Victim complex. Very artistic and musical, however. Creative. An ex-roommate and former friend are this sign. The main reason why water signs repel me. Evil as hell because they’re disasters who always project their own insecurities onto everyone. Like all water signs, they start drama and then expect you to feel sorry for them. Manipulative. They never take responsibility for their actions, and hide behind gullible people. Spineless. Feels the need to test people (like Scorpios and Aries) and be quarrelsome, then loves to turn around and play the victim (which they do exceptionally well), which is completely pathetic. Indecisive. Indirect. Adores getting offended, just like Virgos. Very passive-aggressive. Easily led. Disingenuous. Emotions/moodiness > logic. They live in a dream world, thinking everything revolves around them. They just annoy the crap out of me. Too co-dependent and (possibly due to low self-esteem) likes to suck the strength from others to validate themselves because they have none of their own. Tend to be harsh in order to overcompensate for how hypersensitive they actually are, which is exasperating. Tends to overreact and are way too emotional, reactive, and sensitive for me to deal with. February Pisceans = barely tolerable (I love you Rihanna); March Pisceans= pieces of shit.

12. Aries - Stay in your lane perhaps? Get some therapy maybe? These people see everything as a fight or an issue, and they need to chill. A boss and a couple of co-workers are this sign. Lack of foresight. Also reactive, loves confrontations just for the sake of having confrontations. Lives for being combative. Very ram-like. Fighters. Malcontents just like Scorpios and Virgos. One of the most ignorant signs.They tend to be outgoing and extroverted generally. I associate them with the colour orange or fluorescent yellow or some other grating colour. Very fast. Very bold. Courageous. Ultra-competitive. Energetic. Dynamic. Loud. Not one to mess with. Always has the need to be right. Downright rude and childish. When volatility, rage and anger is your default emotion (Leo, ARIES, SCORPIO), I dismiss it and completely have no respect for it, since that’s the way you are, so what’s to take personally, really; I have extreme distaste for grown-ass people that insist on acting their shoe size. Quit being so fucking aggressive and pushy all the time. It’s obnoxious.

Ed: Oswald was amazing! I’ve been admiring him since the first time I laid my eyes on him. He was reluctant toward me first, but then I tried and tried, took him to my place, nursed him back to health… and finally manage to have him as a friend and mentor! He was the only one who could see me as I truly was. I owed him everything: my freedom, my house, my clothes, my job… He could enlighten a room with his presence, his class and his great taste of clothes! My world use to revolve around him… and now I feel so lost without him! I can’t sleep, I take drugs just to see him again… I miss him so much!
Lucious: Then why did you kill him?
Ed: That’s right, why did I…? Oh right, Isabelle… IsabellAH God damnit!



Ayu is supposed to have great taste in fashion he does but I’m not 100% sure whats the green cloth hanging around oh well super pretty

Ran has an AWESOME coat I LOVE IT and Kiku has huge sleeves I’m jelly also makes me think of a big bird

MC has a GREAT dress I want it, Akira finally has her casual sprite the outfit was seen before

Smile (3)

Jungkook x Reader



A/N: *Sweats nervously* Pretty sure this is more Me Before You Inspired than following the plot at this point.

Prologue / 1. / 2. / 3. / 4. /


It wasn’t really ever the same after that dinner with the guys. Your friendship with the seven boys came naturally, you fitting in well with their dynamic and it became second nature talking with them. Checks would arrive every now and then with a beautiful number at the corner which reflected your work with them. You almost didn’t consider it work with the amount of fun you were having. What reminded you of the reason you were there was only one person.

Jeon Jungkook.

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Title: Λόγος
Summary: Bill Cipher and the Axolotl were simply never meant to see things eye to eye.
Characters: Bill Cipher, the Axolotl.
Rating: K

A/N: this is for @cipherpeaks. Thanks a lot for your donation, I hope you like it!


Bill knows nothing about him, and that annoys him to no end.

He’s supposed to know all about everyone; knowledge is his gimmick, along with power beyond imagination and a great taste in clothing and drinks. And the best sense of humor. And singing voice. And eyelashes.

Basically everything about him is great, really, but knowledge is supposed to be the thing he’s best at, what he has in spades. His eye is supposed to see into the most secret truths of the Multiverse and, for the most part, it is true. Yet, when he turns it to the Axolotl - the oh-so-great divine being everyone keeps going on about - he sees nothing. Nothing.

“What are you, you overgrown space salamander?”

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Night Vale characters as "those kids from your class"

• Cecil
- Very mysterious kid
- Always doodles on their hands
- Best essays in class
- Actually really nice and sweet
- Tumbr trash

• Carlos
- The smart one
- Good grades
- And bad puns
- Collects badges and pins
- Really shy at first and tryes to impress, later just can’t shut up

• Kevin
- Teachers favourite one
- Participates in all school activities
- Never forgets about birthdays
- The best grades in the class
- But because of it pushes himself too hard
- Breakdowns
- Twitter slut
- Makes memes about death and depression
- Uses a lot of smiley faces :)

• Earl
- Boyscout™
- Good and cooking, but do not like speaking about it
- Stern at first glance
- Actually a fucking crybaby
- Loves to take photos and to decorate photo albums
- Dog lover
- Secretly has a crush

• Steve
- Hated by only one kid
- A cinnamon roll
- Loves X-files and conspiracy
- Actually, he is right
- Sucks at P. E.

• Dana
- Will always help you with homework
- Nice af
- Also strong and determined af
- Loves to snapchat

• Lauren
- The Headgirl
- A huge prick
- Good grades, that are actually were made with manipulation and money
- Loves to rule everyone
- Have a great taste in clothes, but always wears the school uniform
- Passive-agressive

• Daniel
- Always quiet
- Really, he only whispers
- Really good with technology and stuff
- Loves Daft Punk
- Easily manipulated
- Never smiles

• Erika
- Silent
- And shy
- Loves ugly sweaters
- Has collection of stickers
- Always brings home stray animals

Delsin Rowe x Reader Headcanons

Originally posted by redsidentevil

  • Delsin Rowe loves to hold your hand. He absolutely loves it. Whether it be a walk down to the end of the boardwalk to see how the moonlight shines over the water while telling jokes, whether it be a quick stop for a slice of pizza after you’ve had a long day at work and he wanted to treat you, or whether it be running away from the police after they’ve caught him doing his latest tag and the thrill of the chase if making you both giggle; he loves to feel your smaller hand laced through his own.
  • His nonchalant nature can sometimes be the cause of your exasperation. He is marvelously determined but in his determination he places himself in dangerous situations. You understand his desire to help his people completely. What Augustine had done to the Akomish was horrendous. But that did not calm your nerves. Delsin faced the DUP with not only his incredible powers but with his unwavering confidence. You had once seen the fighting take place from a small sandwich shop where you had been eating lunch with a co-worker friend of yours. You will never forget how your heart tightened in your throat as you saw how persistent the DUPs were when trying to shoot down your boyfriend. The bullets flew so close, sometimes even hitting him. You had watched him take the smoke from the destroyed cars to refuel after the battle was done and you could not stop yourself as you ran to reach him.
  • “Del, are you okay? Are you alright? Are you hurt? Stop smiling, you idiot, and answer me!”
  • His chuckle was deep as his amusement with how you worried over him grew and he displayed his gorgeous boy-ish smile for you, which you would normally swoon over, but one that was not helping at all.
  • “Didn’t you see how I took down those DUPs? I’m fine! I’m unstoppable! We own the streets!”
  • Delsin Rowe always has the best ideas for dates. It was hard for you to try to one up the “power sponge” when he always had the best places to take you.
  • “Okay, I got this whole thing figured out. We hit the town, then maybe swing by the Space Needle – it’s much nicer now that it isn’t stuck in that DUP web - and then we get some burgers because I’m hungry aaaaand I want a burger.”
  • He had taken you to the stop of the Space Needle as one of your first dates when your relationship had started and the two of you ate (favorite fast food) while fighting the rough winds and watching the movement of the city down below. Another time some local artists had organized a small concert and Delsin used his abilities to get you both up to the roof of the nearest building, giving the both of you the best advantage point possible and ensuring you both enjoyed the music more than anyone else. Another example would also be the time he covered a section of the brick wall in the park closest to the water in cardboard and didn’t give you any instructions; he just encouraged you to do as you wished with the paint he had gathered. That afternoon had been unforgettable.
  • He would disagree. He always claimed that your videogame dates and your Netflix binge watching dates were his favorite.
  • “You’re like Ghost Rider.”
  • “Because of the hellfire chain?”
  • “Because of the hellfire chain.”
  • There are certain paths that you choose to take to work depending on traffic and weather. If you had woken up early that day and the weather permitted it, you often took the scenic route through the market place and the park while other times you took the fastest absolute route (sometimes meaning the days where Delsin decided he wasn’t tired and that the two of you should watch all nine seasons of The Office again). Your Smoketastic Man knew these travel paths and would sometimes leave little tags of adorable little things that would totally make your day while seeing them. To name a few, Delsin had created a small penguin looking up to a balloon that was flying away, he had done a dancing sunflower, sometimes he would leave behind a little inside joke, while one time he had tagged the silhouette of a couple that looked suspiciously like the both of you.
  • Underneath the sarcastic comments and his layered clothing was a soft heart that truly treasured his relationships; whether it be the one he had with you, his friendship with Fetch and Eugene, the love he had for Betty or the strong bond he shares with his older brother, Reggie. He cares deeply about the people he loves and that has to be one of the traits that you like the most about him.
  • Delsin Rowe is the world’s biggest show off. There was a point in your relationship where you entertained the idea, only briefly, that he was trying to find the core relays just so that he could show off his new powers to you and Reggie.
  • “See, I can do this now.” He would say with excited eyes and a matching smile as he looked towards you after he showcased his new ability. “Cool, isn’t it?”
  • “You’re Mr. Cool now,” you commented which made him clap, startling Reggie who turned to look at his younger brother.
  • See? They do call me Mr. Cool.”
  • One time, while Delsin had gone to get a few groceries that you needed for taco night, curiosity had gotten the better of you. It was a short trip to the bodega below your apartment and Delsin, who had been relaxing in his pajamas like you were doing, decided to just go down in what he was wearing; which meant he left his vest…and his beanie. You just wanted to wear them to see what it was like! That’s all you wanted to do…and so you did…and he walked back inside to find you wearing his clothes. You had been so embarrassed while he found it to be extremely cute. It was one of his favorite memories; your adorable blushing face as you quickly took off his beanie and pretended like nothing had happened. You’re always going to remember his laugh and the “Babe, your fashion sense is amazing.”
  • He made you call the DUP to report the vandalized billboards for him.
  • Operator: Hi, you have reached the D.U.P help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
  • You: Oh my God! It’s an extremely handsome bio-terrorist! He’s vandalizing one of your billboards!
  • Operator: Strange, second time a billboard has been vandalized recently, we are sending D.U.P troops immediately.
  • You: *hangs up*
  • Delsin: Extremely handsome, huh?
  • You: Shut it.
  • One thing that Delsin loved was how well you got along with Abigail and Eugene. You loved to play videogames with Eugene (he almost fainted when Delsin introduced you to him because he had never expected someone as beautiful as you to know so much about Heaven’s Hellfire like you did; he didn’t mean to stereotype you but he wasn’t the best with people. The two of you got along extremely well afterwards; you understood how it was like to want to flee from reality and enter a world of fantasy) and you absolutely loved going shopping with Abigail. That girl had a great taste in clothing and you both made it a tradition to go shopping frequently, even if it was only to window shop.
  • Delsin loves your name. He really does think it’s awesome. He had sketched it out for you once in a little piece of paper and gave it to you. He didn’t think anything of it and he didn’t know how much you treasured that little piece of paper.
  • “My boyfriend is a power sponge, one of his friends can control neon while the other one can control video, and I work in an office.” You said once as you looked out the window and noticed some teens walking around with t-shirts inspired by the beloved conduits.
  • Reggie, who had been eating a slice of pizza from the box that you had ordered, nodded in understanding. Both of you admired Delsin and the rest of the conduits in your own little ways though you both understood the responsibility that came with those powers.
  • “You’re in that list too, Reggie. You think I forgot?” You smirked. “I am a bio-terrorist! I eat children! And kittens!
  • “…” Reggie held the pizza in front of his face but didn’t take a bite. He looked at it as if he wanted to forget that whole endeavor and like he hated that you brought it up. “I’m eating all of your pizza.”
  • “You do that and I’m calling the D.U.P.”
  • You also try to distract Eugene while you are both playing to gain the upper hand because you can hold your own against him but Eugene was a legend.
  • “Hey, Eugene, did you know that in 1944 in an experiment conducted in Russia, they found that 90% of the people did not agree with the other 10%.”
  • “You’re not going to distract me.”
  • Delsin is a casual cuddler (he throws an arm over your shoulder as you’re watching TV) when he is awake but he is a super cuddler (he wraps his arm around you and doesn’t let go) when he is asleep. This is the truth.
  • Delsin likes to knock on your window at night and ask you to join him on the fire escape. It’s often times like these, when it’s just the two of you enjoying each other’s presence that he really lets you know how he feels and what he thinks. Whether it be his insecurities, his fears, what he feels for you, or just what he wishes to accomplish, he lets you know during times like these. You do the same as well.
  • “I love you.”
  • “I know.”
  • “Did you just Han Solo, me, Rowe?”
  • “Yes.”
Reasons you should watch take my wife

-it’s absolutely hilarious
-it has lesbians in it
-that don’t die
-and are played by a real life married couple
-representation for butch and androgynous lesbians you can’t normally see on tv
-serious but good discussion about rape jokes and sexual assault
-rhea and Cameron have really great taste in clothes
-and amazing hair

The first episode is on YouTube for free and in the US you can watch the rest of he season on SeeSo, use the code TAKEMYWIFE to get two months free. And then someone please put it online for free so the rest of us can see the whole thing.

effleurermonamourgravel  asked:

Greaves x younger reader- possibly something about how the reader feels that she needs to live up to his level, so when she fails at something she has been trying to achieve for a long time, she breaks down and Graves fluffs us all up <3333

It’s finally done!! @effleurermonamourgravel I am SO SORRY this took so long, but the story turned out longer than I expected! I hope this story is what you were expecting, and that it’s not too bad!! 

So This Is Love (Percival Graves x Reader)

“Hey.” You felt a gentle shake. “You need to wake up now.” You mumbled something incoherent and turned your head, but the voice was persistent and it (maybe it was a he?) was now calling your name urgently, but it was still soft, and was that… was that amusement? Your eyes snapped open and your attention was caught by the weight on your shoulder, which turned out to be Percival Graves’ warm hand. His slightly amused gaze met your embarrassed one, and as he motioned for you to focus on the terribly boring meeting, you couldn’t help but notice how the slight crinkles at the edge of his dark eyes added to his attractiveness, to his charm. You noticed that his body was subtly angled so your sleeping form had gone unnoticed by everyone else in the room, something you were extremely grateful for and you made a mental note to get him one of those apple pies he seemed to love.

When the meeting was finally over, you made a beeline to the door, hoping to escape any questioning or beratement about why you chose what was perhaps the most important meeting of your fledgling career to fall asleep. You cringed however, when you felt a light tap on your shoulders, and hanging your head, you immediately followed your boss to his office, praying to the gods that you weren’t about to be fired. Because that would suck. A lot.

The heavy oak door closed behind you with a thud that sounded disapproving, and you shifted uncomfortably while you waited for whatever scolding you were sure you were about to receive from Mr Graves. Bracing yourself, you were surprised when a cup of hot cocoa was placed on his desk in front of you. You cocked your head confusedly at the director who sat down comfortably, sipping on his own cup of cocoa. Gesturing for you to sit, you did as he asked, and he scrutinised you, though not unkindly. It was silent in his office for a while, and you sipped tentatively at your hot drink, unwittingly letting out a quiet moan because it was just so good. You peeked over the rim of the cup to see Mr Graves with a slight smirk on his lips as he watched you enjoy the cocoa and you reddened, which just made his smirk grow.

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Breakfast Talks

a/n: hope you guys like this! feedback is appreciated and requests are open :-)

word count: 1.2k+

summary: you and josh cook breakfast and talk about your future together.

“Starting without me, hm?”

You start when you hear your boyfriend’s voice, not having expected him to wake up for another hour or so, and reply, “I was planning on bringing you breakfast in bed. Are you sure you got enough sleep? You didn’t even come home until a few hours ago.”

“I’m alright, hon,” Josh assures you, coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist. “What’re we making this morning?” He nuzzles your neck with his nose, planting a small kiss on the top of your shoulder.

“Caramel apple french toast,” you supply with a smile. “Mind getting the vanilla out?” Josh detaches himself from you with a playful pout and you bend down to retrieve a mixing bowl from a cupboard beneath you.

“The recipe is right here. Can you start on the apples?” you ask once he’s given you the needed ingredient, handing him the piece of paper.

“Sure thing, babe,” Josh agrees, and inspects the recipe for a moment before pulling out a cutting board and a frying pan. He gets to work cutting up an apple while you mix together the batter for your meal. You and Josh’ve been doing this - cooking breakfast together every Sunday morning - since the beginning of your relationship, and even when you’ve been so angry you can’t look at each other or so exhausted that you can barely keep your eyes open you’ve spent the morning in the kitchen together, making memories over a new recipe and a carton of eggs. Many an argument’s been resolved in this kitchen, along with inside jokes made, hugs and kisses shared, even tears shed (it’d been a long week and you’d had little to no sleep for days - you’d dozed off while watching the pancakes cook and had jerked awake to the smell of burnt batter, causing you to spiral into a meltdown Josh had had to put a stop to). You’ve come to cherish this time with your boyfriend - with your busy schedules, you being a full-time student and Josh working hard on growing his YouTube channel, it’s nice to have an hour or two set aside for you to be together. You glance at Josh, noticing the angle of his shoulder blades and the smooth surface of his bare chest, the reddish-brown scruff he’s sporting, his black plaid pajama pants cuffed at the ankles. He looks so handsome, so safe and warm and homey and you’re reminded of how lucky you are to have him.

“Hey, am I doing this right?” his voice slices like butter through the comfortable silence you two have assumed, and you jump a bit before joining him at the cooktop. The apples he cut earlier are now caramelizing in the pan, butter sizzling alongside them. “Are they supposed to turn brown or something?”

“Just a bit,” you answer him, grabbing a fork and poking at one of the apple slices. “They’re soft - I think they’re fine.” You pass him the ingredients he’ll need and go back to whisking up your batter, once it’s finished pulling out a few slices of brioche.

“So how was class this week?” Josh wonders, leaning against the island behind him. “Get that group project done?” “It was a mess, but yeah,” you reply. “I’ve got another twenty thousand papers to write this week, though. I was hoping to start on a few after we eat.” You grab a new pan and turn on the burner underneath it, waiting for it to heat up as you ask, “Do you have your video for this week edited?”

“I’m almost done with it,” Josh affirms, turning to look at the recipe before taking his pan off the heat. “I think it’ll go over well. Are we still planning for you to be in next week’s video?”

“Yep, I think so,” you agree, pushing a loose strand of hair behind your ear. “Have you got a plan for it yet?” You look over at your boyfriend when you don’t receive an answer and find him staring at you, a soft smile on his lips. “What?” you blush.

“Nothing,” Josh smiles. “I just feel like I don’t see you enough during the week, and I’m really glad we have this time to spend together. And you look really cute in that shirt.” Your cheeks are warm and you’re sure you’re red as a tomato, but you pad over to your boyfriend to give him an appreciative hug.

“I feel the same,” you giggle, “on all counts. I have great taste in clothing, don’t I?” Josh chuckles at you and runs a hand through your hair, following up with a peck to your hairline.

“I don’t know about that,” he smirks, and you move to playfully smack his arm but he slips out of your reach and reminds you, “We have to finish breakfast.” You give him a look, but return to your place in front of the stove, dunking the bread slices in batter and plopping them down in the pan. For a minute or so, the kitchen is filled with the sound of sizzling; Josh stands behind you, his arms looped loosely around your waist, his cheek resting against the top of your head.

“Will we keep doing this when we have kids?” Josh wonders as you lean forward to flip the bread in its pan. You cough once, twice, then a third time in shock; kids? You and Josh have talked about a future together, but haven’t discussed anything involving children.

“Um,” you start carefully. “Well, I’m not sure. We haven’t really talked about children yet.” At a murmur of agreement from your boyfriend, you stumble on, “Um, well, if we were to have kids, then, uh, I would hope so.”

“Good! Me, too,” Josh says, and elaborates, “I can see us with, like, five kids in our kitchen with finger paintings hung on the fridge and a complete mess on the countertops, and there would be music playing and everybody would be singing along and decorating pancakes or whatever we’d be making, and then we’d eat together and hear about the kids’ schoolwork and which of their friends are pissing them off and what sports or activities they want to be in…” he trails off, lost in thought, but picks up a moment later, “And we’d tell them stories about us when we were younger and probably gross them out, but they’d get over it because we’d be the cutest parents.” He kisses your temple and waits for your response.

“Five kids? Josh, no,” you frown. “Two, maybe. Three is where I draw the line.” You can feel him pouting against the top of your head and laugh. “But that sounds really nice,” you add. And it does; you can imagine the exact scenario Josh just rambled on about, and the idea of it warms your heart.

So as the two of you finish cooking, you run the scene over in your head, adding details: at least one of the kids will have Josh’s fiery red hair, and most likely his freckles. Another will have your eyes, maybe your nose, maybe your smile. You don’t know - Josh doesn’t either. But the possibility of a future similar to the life you’re living at present is a future you look forward to with him at your side.

Never Say Die - Chapter 18

Pairing: Axl Rose x reader
Words: 2228
Summary: Reader accidentally time travels back to 1985 where Axl, Duff, Slash, Steven and Izzy find her.
Warnings: Smut

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A/N: You’re welcome, my children.

Originally posted by axls-rocket-queen

Duff went to open the door after he had quickly got his clothes on. I was still trying to find my bra but eventually managed to find them under the bed.

Duff opened the door and i heard immediately Steven’s voice. ”What took you so long, they’re serving pancakes there!” Steven whined and leaned on Slash’s shoulder who didn’t react at Steven’s gesture in any way. ”We have to hurry before others finish them all!”

”Steve, we’ll go there soon okay. Why don’t you go there with Scar before the rest of us and stop whining,” Izzy told him seriously, he seemed exactly like he’d been listening to Steven the whole morning. Steven immediately grabbed Scar by her hand and started running down the stairs even though there was an elevator next to us.

”Hey, do you know where Amy is by the way?” Axl asked, even a bit concerned which was weird. Duff looked behind his shoulder and saw me putting my socks and shoes on.

”Yeah, she spent her night here. She should be ready soon,” Duff told them. I quickly washed my face, was too tired to put any makeup on, put my hair on a ponytail and came to face the guys next to Duff. I looked like a zombie probably.

”Oh shiiit, you two banged each other last night, didn’t you?” Slash asked wiggling his eyebrows and punched Duff on his shoulder gently. ”You go, buddy!”

”Wait what?” i asked panicking. No, did we keep too much noice? Did they hear us? Are the walls so thin? No, no, no. ”Ew, of course not,” i answered shaking my head, ”i’d never have sex with him.” I pointed at Duff with my finger, shook my head and laughed nervously.

Duff looked at me, raising his eyebrows as high as he could and a wide smirk spread on his face.

”Oh really, you’d really absolutely never ha–” Duff started amused but then i punched him on his side with my elbow which made him clear his throat. ”I mean yeah, you guys had all left already and Amy didn’t have any place where to sleep so,” Duff tried to explain with his best poker face. Izzy just laughed.

”I know, i was just messing with you, man,” Slash said and started to walk towards the elevator. Axl looked at me for a moment narrowing his eyes and i swear i could see fire in his eyes which made me furrow my eyebrows.

We were sitting at the long table in the dining room and eating our breakfast, there were everything there ever could be for breakfast. I was so tired that i drank atleast two cups of coffee but then decided to go with juice the rest of the breakfast.

I was sitting between Duff and Izzy, Erin being right in front of me. Duff came closer to me, his face right next to my head. ”I was wrong last night at the bar when i said we wouldn’t remember a thing. Because i remember quite a lot, surprisingly well considering how wasted i was,” he muttered in my ear smirking, so quietly that nobody would accidentally hear him.

I almost choked on my drink and coughed a couple of times. Axl looked at me if i was okay but i just gave him a small smile until turned back to Duff.

”Yeah well, if you ever tell about it to anyone, just remember that i know what you really did in the New Year’s Eve 1986,” i said with a calm steady voice and swallowed a piece of my pancake. Duff’s smile disappeared from his face immediately and a terrified expression replaced it.

”You’d never –” Duff started.

”Oh, i would,” i told him, nodding my head seriously. Duff was quiet for few seconds.

”Okay fine, i’ll shut up. But you better not tell about it to anybody, i swear,” he added fast.

”I won’t if you won’t,” i said and peacefully continued eating. But after a few minutes Erin cleared her throat and made me to look at her.

”Hi, i’m Erin. I think we haven’t had time to talk much together,” she said to me when she got my full attention. I was chewing a piece of a baguette and waited so i could swallow it.

”Uh, yeah i know your name. I’m Amy and so on,” i answered confused.

”Yeah, i was wondering if we could hang out sometimes, get to know each other better since we are on the tour together as well,” she proposed and smiled, waiting for my answer. I looked at her a moment, pondering that maybe it would be fair to even try to be friends with her and give her even a small chance. Not friends friends but somehow friends.

”Yeah, why not,” i answered, giving him a little smile as well. I knew Axl was studying our conversation closely but i focused completely on Erin now.

”Yay, great! I heard there’s a sale at the mall tomorrow, i was wondering if you could help me choose new clothes, i’m sure you have a great taste!” Erin exclaimed and i just raised one of my eyebrows. Girl, we’re living in a whole different world with our clothes i wouldn’t be so sure about you liking my taste.

”Sure, sounds fun,” i said smiling.

Couple of weeks had passed, nothing special happened. Boys had had a few gigs, we were travelling from a country to another one and so on. But i had managed to go out with Erin couple of times, she wanted to go shopping together and it was the most painful thing ever, we were at the shopping centre atleast three hours.

But most time of the days i was having the best times hanging out with Scarlet but when Axl was near me i got anxious again.

And i had to fucking stop this.

I was standing in front of Axl’s door and i deeply hoped Erin wouldn’t be there right now. I took a deep breath and knocked on the door. I didn’t have to wait for the answer for long since the door was opened soon and i saw a wide smile spread on Axl’s face when he saw me.

”Amy, hey!” he greeted. ”What’s up?”

”Uhm, is Erin there? Can i come inside?” i asked nervously and ripped dead skin around my finger nails again.

”No, she’s out with Scarlet, i’m not sure when she’s coming back,” Axl said and moved so i could come inside and then locked the door after me. He was standing in front of me, couple of metres away and i felt like i couldn’t do this now after all. He was happy with Erin, but i hated her so much even though she seemed such a nice girl. ”So what did you want to talk abo –”

”I love you,” i blurted and automatically put a hand on my mouth, closing my eyes because i wasn’t ready to face his reaction. Axl was quiet for a moment and i could imagine his shocked face in my mind and when i opened my eyes again it was exactly how i imagined.

”You love me?” Axl asked quietly with wide eyes.

”I love you, Axl, i’ve loved you for a long long time, i realized it properly already before the tour with Jon but i was scared because i wasn’t ready to leave Jon and i didn’t know what i’d do and now when i see you with Erin I just –” i started quickly and a tear rolled down my cheek but Axl walked quickly towards me and pressed his lips on mine.

I put my arms around his neck after i had recovered from the surprise that he actually didn’t reject me. He took me closer to him by pulling me by my waist. He pushed me roughly – but not that i’d be hurt – against the wall and broke the kiss.

”How the fuck did it take you so long to say it,” he whispered and looked at me straight into my eyes and cupped my face with his hands. ”I’ve loved you from the beginning, Amy, and i didn’t realize it until you started dating Jon and it hurt me so bad seeing you with him. But i managed to accept it because you were so happy.”

I felt like i could cry even more and didn’t even realize the few tears that were streaming from my eyes. ”Axl, i’m so so sorry it took me so long,” i whispered and hugged him. ”But you’re with Erin and i wouldn’t want to break that.”

Axl just laughed which made me furrow my eyebrows and look at him. ”I never even loved Erin. Yes, he’s a great girl, but i was with her just to try to get over you but apparently it didn’t work at all,” he chuckled but then got serious again. ”I waited for so long, Amy, and i can’t believe i’m forgiving you this easily, i don’t know how you do this but you always make me go crazy when you’re around me and i’m always so scared of that feeling, i don’t even know why.”

I just looked at him, not knowing what to say. I was gonna open my mouth and tell him how much i cared about him, but then someone was trying to get in from the door. We looked at each other and ran super fast to the bathroom and locked the door just a second before the door to Axl and Erin’s room opened. Axl put a hand on my mouth so i wouldn’t accidentally make any noice.

”Axl? Are you here?” Erin asked.

”Fuck,” Axl whispered and let go of me. ”Uhm, yeah i’m here, just going to take a quick shower,” he answered and quickly turned the shower on, starting to take his shirt off.

”Oh, okay. I just came to get couple of skirts and a bag i borrowed from Scarlet a while ago and return them to her now,” she explained and was quiet for a few seconds. ”I don’t know when i’m coming back, probably in a few hours.”

Axl took a deep breath and took now also my shirt off and dropped it on the floor. I was already shaking a bit if Erin was going to find out. ”Okay, baby, take your time. Have fun!” he yelled and was quickly opening his belt and i was taking my jeans off as well.

”I will. Bye, honey!” she yelled and left, closing the door after her. He was unhooking my bra and we both waited if she really left.

”Okay, that was close,” i said quietly. He threw my bra away and before i even realized, we were both fully naked already.

”No more talking,” he commanded with a low strict voice and pushed me under the shower against the cold wall. Axl moved my hair behind my shoulder so he’d have a full access on my neck.

He started sucking my neck, making sure to leave very visible marks. I put my hands in his wet hair and he grabbed my left boob with his other hand, starting to massage it. I closed my eyes and let him do all the work and then suddenly he grabbed my ass, squeezing it roughly and with his other hand he lifted my leg and held it up.

And without a single warning he slammed himself into me with no mercy and a loud scream automatically escaped from my throat because of the pain. He didn’t start moving yet but instead attacked his lips on mine, grabbed my wrists with his hand and put them above my head, keeping them there. Axl tried to get an access in my mouth with his tongue but i didn’t let him win until he squeezed my ass and started moving himself inside of me.

When a deep moan escaped from my throat, he had a perfect chance to stuff his tongue in my mouth. He started slamming into me harder and harder and my moans became louder. He fastened his pace to even faster than before which i didn’t know was even possible.

”Oh shit, Axl,” i whined and started panting.

”Are you coming?” Axl asked quietly and looked at me and i couldn’t do anything else than just nod for the answer. ”Scream my name, baby,” Axl commanded between his teeth.

”Fuck, Axl, i’m coming,” i moaned.

”No, honey, you’re coming when i tell you to come,” Axl stated seriously.

”Please, Axl, i can’t,” i said quietly and felt how my legs would fail me soon. He waited for a few seconds until looked at me again.

”Now, scream my name so hard that your lungs are gonna explode,” he muttered in my ear.

”Oh fuck, Axl!” i screamed so loud that i wouldn’t be surprised if everybody near this room heard us when a huge wave of pleasure went through my whole body. Axl came just a second after me and we both fell on the floor, water still running down our spines. I rested my head on Axl’s shoulder and he put his arm around me.

”So, what are we going to do with this now?”

Aone/Ushijima headcanons!

So @teenytanee and I were talking about how cute Aone/Ushijima are together and ofc it spiraled out of control and we made a bunch of headcanons and now we’re even more in love with this beautiful rarepair than before!

- Aone’s main concern (according to his wikia pg) is that no one wants to sit next to him on the train. The first time Aone and Ushijima meet is when Ushijima sits next to him on the train. Ofc, they both know of each other and internally Aone is freaking out because someone is finally sitting next to him and it’s none other than Ushijima Wakatoshi! (He is secretly a fan of Ushijima and really wants to block his powerful spikes one day). They both pretty much sit in silence the entire time but that’s alright with them.

- Aone has a very intense, scary look that he always gives Ushi but Ushi is the first person who isn’t afraid of it. In fact, he finds it cute. 

- When Ushijima shows a pic of Aone to show to Tendou, he can’t stop gushing about how beautiful Aone is. Tendou really doesn’t get it and agrees that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. Tendou calls Aone a brick and Ushi aims all his spikes at Tendou during practice. Tendou never says anything bad about Aone again. 

- Ushijima is VERY tender with Aone. 

- One time Ushijima invites Aone over and they play volleyball in the field behind Ushi’s house. Ushi has a net up and everything. Ushijima really wants to impress Aone and he ends up spiking too hard and he hurts Aone’s fingers. It’s nothing too major luckily but he feels terrible nonetheless and won’t stop apologizing and taking care of Aone. 

- Ushijima, after their little practice: “Aone, you should have come to Shiratorizawa.”  *Oikawa screaming in the background*

- Ushi decides to take Aone out on a date for injuring him. Aone won’t stop staring at Ushijima’s plate at the restaurant so Ushijima shares his food. 

- Aone is disgusted when he sees Ushijima dip a french fry in his milkshake. He decides to have a very serious conversation with Tendou about teaching people this gross habit.

- When they find out they have the same birthday, they try to outdo each other with presents all the time. 

- The first year that they celebrate together, Ushijima loses because Aone makes his favorite treat: mint and dark chocolate truffles. Aone is really good at baking.

- One year, Ushijima gets Aone a turtle. (He wins that year.) They’re both awful at naming so for like a whole month they just call the turtle “Turtle”. Ushijima wants to name him “Molten” after the company that makes the red, green, and white volleyballs. Aone refuses to call him that and has an epiphany. He combines both of their names and decides on “Takawaka”. Aone knits tiny socks for Takawaka!

- During winter, Ushijima won’t wear a glove on his left hand and Aone won’t wear a glove on his right. Instead, they hold hands to warm themselves up. And they’re both walking furnaces. They always wake up sweating like crazy if they fall asleep cuddling. 

- Aone had really bad taste in clothing (but he’s surprisingly great at picking out athletic wear). But Ushijima always wears whatever Aone gets him. One Christmas, Aone got him the ugliest sweater of a turtle dressed as Santa Claus but Ushijima still wore it to the Christmas party that Shiratorizawa was hosting. 

- When Shirabu sees Ushijima’s sweater, he unthinkingly says that if he’d known everyone was wearing their ugly sweater, he would’ve worn his too. The whole gym can hear Aone’s heart break, and Shirabu has never run so fast in his life because Ushijima looks like he’s about to murder him. Ushijima spends the entire night convincing Aone that he loves his sweater and that it’s Shirabu who has no taste in fashion. 

- Aone loves buying Ushijima eccentric earmuffs. He bought matching turtle ones for the both of them and they always wear them together in winter.

- Aone is really scared that when Ushijima graduates and goes away to college, they’ll break up. He’s prone to panic attacks whenever he thinks about that but Ushijima constantly reassures him that that will never happen. 

- In fact, when Ushijima goes off to college, they literally never stop texting. Ushijima is not really into technology but that is the first time someone has seen him on his phone so much.

- When Ushijima comes back home for breaks, he and Aone stay holed up in their rooms just cuddling for days and watching TV. They love just sitting in silence and soaking in the other’s presence. 

- Ofc, Ushijima’s teammates all think that he has a really cute girlfriend back at home but it isn’t until the following year when Aone joins him in the same university and also on the volleyball team that they find out the truth. Everyone is shocked but they agree that Aone an Ushijima are adorable together.

- One Halloween they dress up as bears. Aone as a polar bear and Ushijima as a grizzly bear. They see a panda bear costume too and try to recruit Asahi to wear that so together they could be the Misunderstood Trio^TM.

- Ushijima, despite his large size, is a light weight. He also turns into a prankster when he’s drunk so Tendou always tries to spike his drink whenever they’re at parties together because Ushijima is more fun that way. 

- Aone tastes all of Ushijima’s drinks to prevent that from happening because one time while Ushijima was drunk, he drew eyebrows on Aone’s face with a black permanent marker and wrote “Waka’s Tushie” on Aone’s ass. 

- Aone can literally drink everyone under the table. He is able to hold his liquor very well. He doesn’t really experience hangovers either unlike Ushijima. They both really prefer smoothies than alcohol. 

- Whenever Aone talks about Hinata, Ushijima gets low key jealous and will get even quieter than usual. Aone usually has to give him lots of kisses to get him back to normal. 


Sugar babes are now, unfortunately, a dime a dozen. It’s still not completely publicly known but it’s gotten a lot more attention over the years through word of mouth. It’s position got promoted from prostitution and gold digger to companion and gold digger! Haha! It’s become something an individual may come to accept while it’s still taboo to the mass majority. Now you got sugar cubes runnin’ around thinkin’ they know what they’re doin’, and that they got it allllll figured out. 

Well good for them! Here’s a frickn’ gold-star sticker!

These days, it’s a little harder for SD’s to find the right SB’s, just like how it’s getting more difficult for us SB’s to find the right SD’s. The amount of salt and pepper has risen. The salty are cheap in all manners. The pepper…….well let’s just agree that they just don’t belong because they don’t know what the hell they’re doing.

Something to help you along the way to bring your best to the bowl. My advice? Be gold!

And I don’t mean consider yourself to be the prize of the picking, the top of the top, best thing since sliced bread. That’s kind of just shy of being full of yourself. Be confident and classy, not entitled and trashy.

Did you know that gold, unlike other metals, are always cool to the touch. Gold is relatively un-reactive and the temperature of gold becomes unaffected by body heat when touched. 

When discovered it was considered, and probably still is considered, to be the perfect metal. Precious, rare, un-reactive, and, of course, pretty and shiny!

1. Be rare!

You want to be like a travelling show that only comes into town every three years. Of course, invest in your looks because that’s what will allow you to have the foot in the door from day 1. But looks will only get a girl so far into the game. Makeup has made it possible for almost any girl to look like a hot piece but what makes a girl rare is looks and brains. You have to keep in mind, SD’s aren’t sniveling 20-something year olds, complaining about how their manager put them on a double shift. No, SD’s are more than likely, well-educated, well-mannered and well off individuals. They know how to invest and increase their value by triple in the next two years. They know how to work the room and have an intelligent conversation with business partners and strike a deal at the end. Looks just won’t cut it. Invest in your own intelligence and know about the world and current events. Don’t just learn what you’re studying in school, know it. Intelligence will make you out to be that rare girl who has a bangin’ body but has the sexiest mind.

2. Be precious!

Just as much as you want to invest in your intellect, invest in your attitude and personality. No SD is going to want a SB that is negative with a sailor’s mouth. You want to be a babe that an SD feels the urge to want to take care of and provide for. Be sweet like the sugar babe you are! Be optimistic, because that’s what an SD will probably want to look forward to when he’s with his SB. Be that warm and inviting light that SD’s will have no choice but to flock to, like a moth to a fire. Be understanding and kind, so that your SD finds comfort in your company. Another thing I feel like I have to point out to those that are learning to be sugars, or are currently trying to find an SD, is check yourself out emotionally. Be emotionally secure with yourself, be genuinely happy for who you are as a person. Have an appreciation for the things you have in your life. Being a sugar babe is not easy. When it comes to the nitty-gritty it can be very difficult. If you can’t handle an email that has gone three days without a response back, then I suggest you work on your emotional mentality first. An SD is not going to want to deal with an SB’s emotional outbursts or issues. Be confident and radiate it like the sun! When an SD sees how precious you are, he’ll handle you with proper care and won’t ever want to damage or affect your radiant personality.

3. Be beautiful!

Looks are important and when you’re in an SB/SD you have to strive to always look your best when you’re on a date or together anywhere with your SD. Don’t bake your face and create a cake of makeup. Strive to make your appearances look effortless and natural but striking. You want your beauty to emanate from within and just enhance your outside appearance. When I say, be beautiful, I don’t mean only your looks. Of course make sure you go with a beauty routine and invest in your skin and makeup, but also invest on how you carry yourself. Nothing in this world is ever dependent on only one thing. It takes two to tango! Like I said before, any girl can look pretty and beautiful with makeup, but match your elegance with your beauty. I see lots of girls who are just beautiful, pretty face, fit body and great taste in clothes, but they walk down the street like a hunched over old grandpa. Carry yourself like you’re a million bucks. Walk the walk and talk the talk. Walk like a lady, have straight posture and know how to use a fork and knife. Stand up straight, shoulders back and head held level. Your body is the main piece, not clothes and makeup. Clothes and makeup should be considered accessories to complement your body and yourself to present the best you, you can display. 

4. Be mysterious!

When you do the job right, a sugar babe will always continue to create an air of mystery about them that seems unending. Be a mystery that no amount of education and intelligence can crack. SD’s are usually men who get what they want all the time because they have the ability and the finances to obtain it. You want to be the one thing that an SD can never obtain no matter what. You can let him look at you, feel you, and know you, but never let him have you. Golden Rule: Never break Alice’s looking glass. Don’t destroy the fantasy. Some examples of destroying the fantasy would be burping in front of your SD, slumping into a bad posture or wear sweatpants to a date and think you’ve been with one another long enough to be comfortable like this. This is not like a traditional relationship where you can get comfortable with one another and think that your flaws should be accepted by your SD because you’ve been together for a whole year. Once you break it, you can never go back and soon both you and your SD will fall back into reality and we all know reality bites. This is something that I feel every SB has to figure out on their own though because mystery can’t be explained. 

5. Be GOLD!

Be yourself! Gold is unique and special and you are too! Bring out that weird something that makes you different from the rest. Everybody has something within themselves that make them unique. Don’t think that you are better than all the rest of the sugars out there because in the sugar bowl we must support one another and we should strive to create a positive outlook for others looking in. Every babe has a little something extra that other babes can’t do. Show that little something to your SD and it’ll make you seem like one of a kind that he just can’t be without in his SB. Just like being mysterious, I can’t help you babes with this one either. Every babe should find out where their gold is within themselves and show it to the world! 

I hope this has helped out some of you girls out there! Sometimes it’s the little things that matter the most, so keep with these fundamentals of a sugar baby and you’ll be golden and hopefully on your way to meeting a great SD! 

Ciao babes!

Best Friend Series; Joshua/Jisoo

- you met joshua in high school
- you were having a really bad day; you got a bad grade on your exam, felt like you failed the one you just took, forgot your lunch at home and the person you liked started going out with someone who’s not you
- you just wanted to be alone so you decided to spend lunch period on the roof of the school
- you get there and you’re so glad that it’s empty because you could feel the tears forming in your eyes and you didn’t want anyone to see you crying
- while you were crying, you didn’t even hear the sound of the roof’s door open
- you suddenly feel someone’s hand on your shoulder and when you look up you see a boy with a concerned look on his face
- he asks you “are you all right?”
- you wipe away your tears and say “i’m fine, i’m just having a bad day. thanks for asking though.”
- the boy sits next to you and says “you can tell me about it if you want”
- you’re just like dude i don’t even know you but you’re sad and might as well just tell him about it, not like you’re ever going to talk to him again right
- so you tell him everything and he listens attentively and when you get to the part about you forgetting your lunch he says “oh hold on” and reaches into his backpack
- he then takes out some sweet bread and holds it out to you saying “eat this since you didn’t get to eat lunch”
- you’re like “oh no!! it’s your lunch, i’m fine really” but joshua doesn’t take no for an answer and he just puts them in your hands with a smile on his face
- you say “oh… thank you” and he says with a smile “it’s nothing. i’m joshua btw. or jisoo if you prefer.” you tell him your name and after that, the bell rings signaling that class is going to start in like ten mins so joshua gets up
- he says “i hope you feel better” and you watch him leave with a grin on your face because you’re like WOW WHAT A GENTLEMAN
- after this you start bumping into him randomly like sometimes you see each other at the school cafeteria or during afterschool club activities or at sports events
- it was a friendly stranger kind of relationship but one day while you were walking home, someone taps your shoulder and when you turn around, you see joshua
- he’s like “hey!! it’s been a while since we talked” and you’re like “oh hey!! are you going this way too??” and he’s like “well yeah lol” and you’re like “well OF COURSE I’M SO STUPID”
- you guys somehow always manage to catch each other every day after school and it turns into some kind of routine where you both walk home together
- during lunch, you guys arranged to meet up every friday so like you guys eat with your regular friends on all the other days but on fridays it’s just you two
- but that didn’t last very long lmao you guys end up eating on the roof together every day but when it’s raining or snowing you guys eat in some empty classroom
- your friends don’t mind at all because they’re good noodles
- eventually you guys become really close and BAM BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE
- joshua’s the kindest person you’ve ever met and it’s kind of intimidating tbh
- your biggest fear is disappointing him
- makes puns whenever he gets the chance and you’re like shut the hell up
- “language”
- is a huge anime fan and always forces you to watch a few episodes with him whenever you come over. he probably loves studio ghibli and mamoru hosoda movies and you guys never get sick of watching them over and over and over
- doesn’t shut up about his favorite characters and cries at sad scenes no matter how many times he’s watched them
- always makes anime references and you’re like please stop
- you call him “shua” when you’re excited (or when you want something lmao), “jisoo” when you’re mad and “joshua” when you’re normal
- always knows what to get you for your birthday like you don’t even need to tell him he probably already pre-ordered it
- joshua doesn’t like making a huge deal about his birthday because he gets embarrassed from the attention. he’s perfectly fine just eating ice cream on a roof with you under the stars or while watching the sunset
- spoils you way too much and you’re like JOSHUA STOP but he loves you a lot so he never listens
- plays the guitar for you whenever you ask him to and probably wouldn’t mind singing to you until he lost his voice
- remembers every single thing you tell him and you’re just like how
- midnight convenience store trips because he’s always craving ramyeon
- joshua likes to take pictures of everything, so your phones are full of selfies, candid shots of each other, food you ate together or views you went to see together
- likes walks on the beach but every time you go together, he pushes you into the water
- you retaliate by pushing him into the water as well and by the end of the day you’re both soaking wet
- he’s your first choice as a date when there’s a wedding or special occasion to go to and you’re his
- has great taste in clothes so you’re always dragging him to go shopping with you
- probably chose/bought you all the clothes in your wardrobe
- calls you every day. they’re quick calls like “have you eaten yet?” and “are you feeling better?” but they still make your day
- deep talks in the middle of the night during sleepovers
- you guys always eat chicken together when you’re tired or sad because in joshua’s words “it’ll heal your hearts”
- doesn’t swear, instead he says those kid-friendly substitutes like “oh poop” and “holy moly” lmao
- probably cried every day when you went on vacation for a week
- joshua loves you very much and isn’t shy when it comes to expressing his love for you
- he never lets you forget it
- “(name) i love you!!”
- “joshua how could you say that without getting embarrassed”
- (eye smile)


“(Y/n), meet my mother. Rowena” Crowley said gesturing to the woman that stood before you.

“Mom, meet (Y/n). My daughter” he gestured back to you and you smiled widely.

“Very nice to meet you, Miss” you extended your hand.

“Very nice to meet you too, dear” she smiled sweetly and you heard your father scoff, rolling his eyes.

You shoot him a look “Dad” you hissed at him.

“If I may, I think that you have a great taste in clothes” you said truthfully and she smiled.

“Do you, dear?” she asked and you nodded with a big smile.

“Yes, and believe me when I say that it is hard to believe that you are actually my grandmother. You seem so young to be that” you said honestly.

“My my, you, dear, are such a smart and beautiful girl” she said with a wide smile, putting a hand on top of her heart.

“Not that my beauty can compare to yours” you said with a shy smile and she chuckled.

“Oh my, dear, why thank you!” she said and then turned to look at your father.

“Such an interesting personality and unique beauty. Crowley, are you sure she is you daughter?” she asked him with a smirk and you could help but snicker.

“Yes, mother. She is.” he said pursing his lips into a fake smile.

[Request by Anon]