great party !

It’s not often that President of the United States Donald Trump gives you that warm, friendly, loving feel. Thanks to a new batch of ecstasy pills pressed with an image of his face, he is now. The pills are currently being sold on the dark web and are beginning to appear on the streets of the UK. They contain a very high level of MDMA and are sold under the slogan “Trump makes partying great again”.

  • Tony: If Steve dies, I will hold the greatest fucking funeral party ever for him and you're all invited.
  • Peter: If?
  • Wade: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Pro Wedding Revenge

I’m a photographer, and was working with a super sweet couple. Everything was normal up until the cocktail hour. My partner and I were setting stuff up for the reception, and the groom comes up to us and asks the DJ if he can play a video for his wife. We assume it’s some cute slideshow or something.

Toasts happen, then the video starts to play. Turns out the bride was sleeping with the best man, and the video was from a PI. The whole room went silent. Bride runs out, best man goes to follow her, groom’s father punches best man out.

Everyone else ended up staying and having a great party. Super nice people, I ended up shooting the groom’s second wedding.

I asked him why we went though with it, apparently they had a prenup. At the time of divorce, if adultery could be proven, the offending party owed the other 15k.

Liz’s Party | Peter Parker

Summary: Spiderman shows up at Liz’s party to impress everyone, mostly the reader…

Warning: some spoilers

Pairing: Peter Parker (Spiderman) x reader

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