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The whole “Lucius was abusive with Draco” thing has always been so funny to me. Really, I don’t get how people are able to believe something so silly. 

Seriously, guys, wake the fuck up, if Lucius had been abusive with his son, he wouldn’t have been a part of the series. You know why? Because Narcissa “If you attack my son again I shall ensure that is the last thing you ever do” Malfoy would have killed him ten times in a row. 

Connecting my Carrier headcanon and your Yandere Family AU: Imagine Knockout and Breakdown going to Soundwave for advice because, hey, he’s tamed/forcibly adopted Minicons, right? Surely he has some advice?

Sure enough, he does, and his tips are super effective. Now KO and BD are actually making progress in getting Jack to love them instead of just stumbling around and causing things like the Drawer Incident. They let Jack have some personal hobbies and even a little room to himself so he feels a little more secure. A calm subject doesn’t fight as hard. They ease up on the cuddling, reserving it for only major times, such a when they’re carrying him around the ship or when they’re asserting control. They develop a tit-for-tat system. Jack gets to go for a drive off the ship, but only if he agrees to nap in Knockout’s hand. He gets to call his mom for ten minutes, but only if he’ll have a conversation with Breakdown for half an hour. That sort of thing.

It’s hard, Primus, it’s hard for KO and BD to hold back, but they follow Soundwave’s advice and sure enough, little by little, Stockholm syndrome starts to set in and Jack starts to surrender more than he fights. After all, Jack thinks to himself, they’re learning! Maybe they’re not so bad and just misunderstood…

And if that’s too soft for you, a nasty little cherry on top: Soundwave offers to loan the dads a nasty little program they can implant into Minicon!Jack if he doesn’t respond to their efforts. A nasty little program that forces him to feel increased happiness and comfort around them, and pain when he upsets them. Natural adaptation would take care of the rest.


I-I’m not worried about too soft!  ;____;  Too soft is not a problem!  You don’t have to worry about things getting too soft omfg!  D:

Holy moley!  Poor Jack!!!  DX DX DX

A Warrior’s Life

TITLE: A Warrior’s Life


CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter Ninety-Two


AUTHOR: wolfpawn

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Viking Loki coming to your village, raiding, and pillaging, before deciding there is something about you that intrigues him and deciding to take you back to Asgard with him. There, you are forced to learn a new life and language, and though you hate what has happened to you, you learn that Loki is not as bad as you think.

RATING: Mature

Maebh smiled contently as she felt Loki walk up behind her before wrapping his arms around her midriff, settling them over where he knew the child to kick most often, hoping to feel it move. ‘How is my youngest son today?’

‘You seem very confident.’ She did not take her eyes off Danu and Brienne, who were playing happily with one another in the yard as the boys were in their lessons.

‘I have dreamt of him, he will be my image, wait and see.’

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Metas about Karina: this woman is the actual devil I CANNOT believe anyone would EVER violently ABUSE and manipulate their child she is truly the WORST parent EVER in this series I hope she DIES

Metas about Grisha: he did actually care about eren and Carla!! Clearly he had the best intention for eren, he just wants his son to be the best that he can be!! Didn’t you see him CRYING!!!1! He loves them so much it tore him apart to turn eren into a Titan

I honestly think the Puerto Rico fat tax is a great idea. The parents are given diet and exercise help programs to get their children into to get healthy and if nothing is done then they are taxed like 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 proud to know my native island is getting off their ass and doing for something about the obesity epidemic. And hopefully no one will have to pay the tax and they will help their children before it’s too late.

but imagine Laurelle shipping Tronnor while Shaun ships Troyler and they would have small, playful ship wars whenever Troye wasn’t around and eventually Sage and Steele join in cause why not? But then the teams were even so they start trying to get Tyde to go to either Tronnor or Troyler  and Tyde does his best to not be involved so he sticks with Troye the whole time cause the Mellets don’t talk about Troyler/Tronnor whenever Troye is around. And once when Tyde was in Troye’s room, hiding, he hears the familiar Skype jingle indicating a Skype video call so Tyde goes to answer it since Troye went to the bathroom and to get them food. He clicks the accept button and before Tyde could even say anything, he hears

“Hey babe, I miss you so much. I wish I could go back” To which Tyde responds

“Sorry not Troye.” And Tyde sees how quickly Connor’s face turns to face the camera (He’d been looking through some papers outside the screen)

“I-I”

“Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me.” Tyde winks before hearing the door open and in comes Troye with a jar of Nutella and a bag of cookies. 

“Connor’s waiting for you,” Tyde smiles while taking the cookies and walking out the room. They need their space, right?

Then came dinner and Tyde makes it a show to sit next to his mom, and after dinner and after Troye had left back to his room. The whole family confronts Tyde about which side he’s on and all he says is:

“Their secret is safe with me."