What Your ASoIaF/GoT Problematic Fave Says About You
Tywin Lannister: You put a lot of stock into someone’s reputation. You’re interested in cults of personality. You wish you could be a bad ass take no nonsense say what you mean sort, but you are probably female, or otherwise too afraid of societal pushback. You either read celebrity gossip mags or a lot of historical accounts of people like Napoleon or Alexander the Great.
Randyll Tarly: You are probably a man, or just interested in views on gender and you appreciate the look into the mind of a person who adheres to strict gender roles. You appreciate rigidity and structure. You probably do not have children. You like anti-heroes. You have headcanons that aren’t accepted by the majority of your fandom but you will defend to the death anyway. You like realism, maybe a bit too much.
Stannis Baratheon: You pay more attention to what someone says than what they do. You enjoy listening to great orators. You like to read about great women in history and people ‘ahead of their time’. You write long tumblr discourse posts. You might get taken in by politicians. You like settings with old-timey aesthetics but social justice mores set either in the future or an alternate past. You are a feminist.
Joffrey Baratheon: You had a crush on Draco Malfoy as a teenager. You either are or are close to someone who has experienced abuse. You hate abusive parents and you have a lot of thoughts and advice on how to raise a child properly. You have a vested interest in stopping family violence, you might make tumblr posts about this. You are an adult now. You are probably one of those people who looks back at Harry Potter and thinks “they were only children!”
Robert Baratheon: You are or were a frat boy at some point. You unironically enjoy ‘bro-mances’. You probably think Rhaegar is a rapist. You don’t want anyone to sit the iron throne at the end of the series. You want to break the wheel. You probably don’t have strong political opinions, but if you do you are some degree of anarchist, or at least laissez-faire. You like bears.
Viserys Targaryen: You like woobie villains. You like a tragic backstory on your boys and pretty soulful eyes. You like AUs and alternate canon fic. You probably write fanfic, but probably not for game of thrones. You may be a teenager. If you are a teenager you are probably very open, but if you are not you are probably very reserved. You are a Targaryen stan.
Aerys Targaryen: You are probably mentally ill. You probably make tumblr posts about mental illness and the stigma of it. You yell at the television whenever a crime is blamed on mental illness. You watch Criminal Minds, but you probably do so critically. Either that or you are a psych major who likes to diagnose fictional characters with disorders neither you or anyone you know have.
Ramsay Bolton: You have read Fifty Shades of Grey one too many times or you are a total edgelord there is no in-between. You probably ship Thramsay. If you are a book reader you probably complain about the show’s portrayal of the Ramsay storyline and them making him too pretty. You like him the way he is. You find over the top villainy refreshingly honest. You don’t like to beat around the bush.
Cersei Lannister: You are a feminist. You got tired of everyone bashing Cersei while giving all the above characters a pass. You roll your eyes whenever anyone tries to blame this on anything other than Cersei being a woman. You probably also like Sansa and Catelyn. You will come to the defense of anyone unjustly attacked even in real life. You believe in equality and fairness. You defend the ACLU and probably know a fair bit about the law.
Theon Greyjoy: You love redemption arcs. Just love them. You probably watch cartoons as an adult. You still go on TV tropes. Don’t worry, I won’t link you.
Roose Bolton: I don’t even know. You are a mystery. No one knows you. Maybe you don’t even know yourself.
Walder Frey: You have a million kids