great chops

  • The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I'm sure you'll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*
  • Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek

british baking/cooking shows in the final minute to 10 seconds: contestants continue to calmly finish their dishes/baked goods and casually comment on how anxious they are about how little time they have left

american baking/cooking shows in the final minute to 10 seconds: contestants screaming and panicking, running around, throwing things, making one last dash to grab a final ingredient, crashing into one another, etc.

Y’all I’m sobbing, I found this Creature video the other day (before everything was terrible) this clip of Aleks being cute as hell and I figured since it was his birthday I should post it so enjoy this 4 second clip of pureness.