greasy chicken

dr-typical  asked:

Levi loves chicken nuggets but refuses to say anything because it'll ruin his rep of being the sadistic and cold one. Eren knows however and constantly teases him about it. What do you think? I was eating chicken nuggets when this thought occurred.

How did I not see this before? And lollll what a weird thought indeed. I wish someone would make a comic of this. It’d surely be funny to see Levi craving something as greasy as chicken nuggets XD

Today, I fucked up... by dropping a rotisserie chicken on the floor at WalMart

So this one day I’m getting my grocery shopping done at WalMart, and I decide to pick up a rotisserie chicken before I head to the check out. I’m checking out their selection, and pick up one to buy. Little did I know, those lids aren’t exactly on tight so the moment I pick my chicken up, the bottom falls off and the chicken hits the ground. Of course my first instinct is to pick it up, which was a huge mistake. That sucker was HOT. So I dropped it again. Chicken juice is burning the palms of my hands, and now there is a greasy chicken sliding around on the floor. Picture a rotisserie chicken hockey puck. This thing is sliding all over the place.

In my moment of panic, I bend down, scoop the chicken back into its container (covered in Walmart floor dust), and basically throw it back onto the shelf. Then I run away.

As I’m wiping my chicken juice hands off on my pants, I realize what a giant mistake I’ve made. All I can think is, “what if someone buys that dirty chicken?”. But of course, I checked out and went on with my day. I told all my friends at work, and it’s been decided that I am going to hell for doing this.

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nasod-bird  asked:

Well, I'm assuming it's because arme commented that the fried chicken was "greasy and tasteless"

That doesn’t mean any of us wants to sample different kinds of food til we find something we like or anything…

Maybe the food can go to… people who’d appreciate it more?

i’m just gonna brag about myself for a minute ok so i forgot to bring my lunch today (after i was so proud of myself for packing it lol) and i was like “oh dang what’s something fast i can eat for lunch that won’t blow my calorie budget” so i’m thinking chick fil a because they have grilled chicken nuggets and bbq sauce which is pretty low calorie so i got those and a side of fruit and i’m so happy everything is so tasty and it’s all under 300 calories and i’m just proud ok i LOVE greasy fried chicken and fatty ass fries and soda and i got grilled chicken, fruit, and water instead like i’m just so proud ok ᕙ(︶▽︶‶)ᕗ

HOL' THE FUCK UP

Which one of y'all water is a type of seasoning, mayonnaise , skin peeling, greasy haired, raw chicken looking, why can’t I say the “n” word, I have black friends, all lives matter, no rhythm having ass white person spoke the word “transracial” into existence?
White people not even reaching anymore, they’re fucking trampoline jumping into the heavens.

Enough (yoonmin fic)

Title: Enough
Length: 1K
Pairing: Yoonmin

Written for the anon that requested a fic based off of my favorite squid bangtangaku’s wonderful artwork: http://bangtangaku.tumblr.com/post/124181496877/park-jimin-is-beautiful-and-yoongi-will-fight

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when zayn be looking hot with the nose piercing but you remember he hasn’t talked to us since he left 1d

repeat after me:

just because zayn is still doing what he loves doesnt mean 1d didn’t stress him out

just because zayn is still doing what he loves doesnt mean 1d didn’t stress him out

just because zayn is still doing what he loves doesnt mean 1d didn’t stress him out

  • just because zayn is still doing what he loves doesnt mean 1d didn’t stress him out 
  1. just because zayn is still doing what he loves doesnt mean 1d didn’t stress him out 

JUST BECAUSE ZAYN IS STILL DOING WHAT HE LOVES DOESNT MEAN 1D DIDN’T STRESS HIM OUT

BUCKLE UP FOLKS COS IM ABOUT TO BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU

SO IM ABOUT TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS ZAUGHTY SHIT

FIRST OFF,

NB RTED THIS DITTY VIDEO THAT SAYS “NAUGHTY BOY SAVED MY LIFE ZAUGHTY WILL RISE”

HERE’S THE LINK

BUT THEN LOUIS SLAYED THE FUCK OUT OF CHICKEN LEG 

GREASY CHICKEN LEG HERE HAD THE GUTS AND MADE THE WRONG MOVE…AGAIN. TOO DUMB TO LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES 

THEN THE NB ACCOUNT UPLOADED THIS ZAYN DEMO “I WONT MIND”

AND THE THING IS THAT IT HAS AN “X’ AFTER THE SMILEY. SO NAUGHTY BOY HAS NEVER TWEETED USING AN X

BUT THIS ONE GUY DOES

SO THIS IS STILL A CONSPIRACY I HEAR FROM A LOT OF SOURCES, I HOPE THIS ISNT TRUE BC IF IT IS ZAYN THEN I MUST SAY THAT WAS A VERY BAD MOVE TO GET BACK AT YOUR BEST FRIEND/BROTHER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH FOR ALMOST FIVE YEARS.

I SERIOUSLY HOPE THAT ZAYN WOULD JUST COME ONLINE AND TELL US EVERYTHING SO WE DONT HAVE TO SECOND GUESS BC SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING IS SO SHADY.

AND THE FACT THAT THE ONE DIRECTION INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT UNFOLLOWED ZAYN? IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT IT’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING.

DONT GET ME WRONG I SUPPORT ZAYN 100% FOR GOING SOLO BUT AT LEAST GIVE US A RELEVANT REASON BC NOBODY WOULD LEAVE VERSACE FOR WALMART. PLUS ZAYN SAID THAT HE WANTED TO BE A NORMAL 22 YEAR OLD BUT HE IS GOING SOLO???

I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT ONE DIRECTION WITH OR WITHOUT ZAYN

*the boys are on tv*

Mom : hey isn’t that the boyband you like?
Me : LOVE mom. LOVE.
Mom : yeah, I can see why you love them.
Me : why?
Mom : Because, they’re very similar to the Beatles.
Me : okay.. So?
Mom : I think they can be legendaries like the Beatles, this is the first british boyband that I actually think can beat the legends, I’m serious.
Dad : *overheard the convo* how long are they together till now?
Me : 4 years, 5 this year.
Dad : well they did break a lot of records that the Beatles did, i guess they can.


HEHEHE SUCK ON THAT NAUGHTY GREASY CHICKEN LEGS BOY!

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