The fact that every single actor is clearly 20 years older than their character
The opening is animated for almost no reason
The one boy sitting in the girls’ section during “Summer Nights” just… daydreaming… staring off into space. I don’t think he even knows there’s a musical number going on
Patty calls herself a clod
If you pause the end of “Summer Nights” in the right place Sandy’s face is right in the middle of a pole
Sandy pukes when she sees blood??? what does she do during her period??
Danny’s face creepily showing up in the pool during “Hopelessly Devoted to You”
The people who work in the car shop just kinda staring awkwardly at the Greasers during “Greased Lightning” like they have no idea wtf they’re doing
The entirety of “Beauty School Dropout”
One of the boys spikes the punch and when questioned says he was washing his hands in it
THE FRIGGIN FBI WAS CALLED IN TO FIND OUT WHO WAS MOONING THE CAMERA LIKE HOW MUCH FREETIME DID THEY THINK THE FBI HAD IN THE 50s?
Rizzo trusts Marty to keep a secret like you’ve known this woman since Kindergarten did you seriously think she’d keep her mouth shut
Danny sings about how Sandy rejected him as if she didn’t have valid reason
The car race that comes almost out of nowhere but at least it’s better than the musical which had literally no payoff for Greased Lightning at all
Sandy decides to become a Greaser kinda just because
Rizzo and Kenickie screwed around at the beginning of the school year but she didn’t realize she wasn’t pregnant until the last day like did she just assume baby bumps weren’t a thing?? Did she think gestation was nine years instead of nine months???? How the hell did this timeline work?? Did they have any sex ed in the 50s?
i got chILLS
AND I’M LOOOOOOOSING CONTROL
They only start to wonder wtf they’re doing after graduation at the fair celebrating graduation
If you listen at the end of “We Go Together” you can hear the Chipmunks singing
THE FUCKING FLYING CAR WAS THAT EVER EXPLAINED
The fact that High School Musical was originally going to be a second-generation sequel to this
concept: a really cheesy greaser-esque date complete with a burger and fries from a cute, old school diner (plus a shared milkshake 😊), a make-out session under the pretense of a drive-in movie, and watching the stars from the hood of a car, all with your love by your side
OFF TO THE SOCK HOP. raphael and nanase done up as 50s teeny boppers, thanks to a couple of meme suggestions that @kittyreblogs sent in a while back! i wound up combining them and going a LITTLE bit overboard ehehe… but i had a good time and AH LOVE THESE KIDS so any excuse to draw the otp is good enough for me. _(:3/ Z)_ thanks so much again for the suggestions, bb! ♥