ok can i just say???? grease au is so adorable for yoi. and i mean this is not like you’re probably thinking. we’re gonna flip this one on its head. like, lemme paint you a picture here:
we got the summer, which consists of viktor (on vacation) “meeting” yuuri at some party, where yuuri gets super drunk and then just ???? starts stripping and dancing and like holy cow viktor is enamored
BUT THEY’LL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN!! BECAUSE VIKTOR IS ON VACATION!! AND YURI IS PROBABLY NOT!! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEE!??!?!
so vitya, being vitya, works some of his magic and drops a heck load of hints to his guardian, yakov, and, when that fails, baaaaasically just runs away from home. and yakov is like “that’s so irresponsible but whatever, you’re a senior and i guess we can call this study abroad since you signed yourself up for student exchange and forged my signature and you’re technically an adult so you do you”
and that’s how viktor traveled all the way across the world for a guy he didn’t even have a conversation with!!
so he’s there. and like he’s ready to find this boy.
BUT FIRST he has to actually get registered and stuff. and that’s where he meets chris!
chris is mega flrty and if vitya weren’t making a major decision to change his entire life for god knows how long for a boy he “met” at a party, he would totally have flirted back. ok maybe he flirted back a little iT’S NOT LIKE HE FOUND THE BOY YET and whatever it’s totally friend flirting
so chris is like ok you’re cool dude, you’re cool. and then he leans in close and he’s like “you know, buddy, we’ve got this group, the pink ladies, and it’s great and you should join. ok? ok.”
and viktor is like YES but before he can chris says he has to check with the other bros of the group so vitya chills (or does his best)
so then at lunch, viktor meets the rest of the crew: emil, yuri (a different yuri, tho–viktor decides to call him yurio), and michele
and guess what! they’re all cool!! and they all think viktor is cool!! so viktor is in the group!!
so the boys get to talking and eventually viktor gets to talking about why he’s out in not-his-hometown without his guardian and he mentions the party and swooooons over yuuri, the most amazing boy to ever exist, and the boys look at each other and they’re like “wait. yuuri. the same yuuri that is a greaser??? that yuuri?!?!?!?!?!”
and viktor just shrugs and he’s like uh i guess??? that sounds about right i suppose???
NOW. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR GREASERS: we have phichit (highly animated, best hair of the group, too cool to be popular… but he’s totally popular), otabek (the most greaser of the greasers who may or may not (he definitely does) have a thing for yurio), seung-gil (second most greaser of the greasers, makes being quiet cool), leo (i mean.. that hair? ofc he’s a greaser), and yuuri (heartthrob (not that he knows that), cool kid (again, not that he knows that), and, apparently, awesome pole dancer)
bonus: minami, this bubbly freshman dude, is constantly trying to join the greasers; guang hong is this adorable quiet kid who somehow has a free pass to hang out with the greasers; mila can’t stop making fun of vitya from all the way back home while georgi thinks it’s sweet and romantic
so like… i’m just saying… even tho yuuri would probably be more likely to be depicted as sandy… this grease au would be amazing too
Request: OMG ok can you do a sirius x reader that’s
like kinda based off grease where like basically the reader is super sweet and
innocent and Sirius is Sirius (let’s be real here) but like they’re perfect for
each other and through a little work everything is perfect and cute and yeah
(maybe a little more grease related than i just described, if that makes
sense?) this request might be a mess, I’m sorry. I trust your brilliance to
make it great though!
A/N: 1) I was running out of inspiration but I’ve been sitting on this request forever so I wanted to get something out
2) idk why I used this gif of ben but he looks delicious so
Sirius peers over his tinted glasses at the
foamy water rising up and down the soft sand, enjoying the feel of the warm sun
beating down on his already tanned back. He had managed to find a relatively
quiet stretch of beach, free of loud families or screaming children. He takes a
deep breath and closes his eyes, reveling in the silence.
Note: this recipe is inspired by but does not appear in the Elder Scrolls
Drem yol lok, fahdon! Greetings, friends! At one of my cooking classes recently, a young mother asked me if I had any suggestions for a simple, healthy snack for young children. As I know nothing about children, I had to think long and hard about this. What do they even like to eat in the first place? Thinking far back to my childhood, where snacks were a rarity as we were poor, I recalled the cheese biscuits my mother and I used to occasionally make together when I was a toddler (which is probably what led to my lifelong love of cooking). These savoury biscuits are delicious and crunchy, and incredibly easy to make for or with your kids! I decided to go with the name ‘Paarthurnax snacks’ after my dragon friend at the Throat of the World, as it seems every child these days wants to be the Dragonborn, and the shape will definitely keep them entertained!
But grownups, never fear! Make some for yourself by adding some herbs, sea salt and cracked black pepper, or even a pinch of chili powder to them for a bit of a kick. They also make a great homemade gift when placed in a nice tin that will make your friends and family say “For me? Thanks!“ (Or as we say in Dovahzul, Fah zu'u? Kogaan!)
You will need:
100g whole wheat flour (or plain flour if you prefer), plus extra for dusting
180g cheddar cheese or other hard cheese (mild or strong depending on preference), grated
100g butter, cold and cubed, plus extra for greasing
1 egg yolk
Dragon-shaped cookie cutters
In a mixing bowl, combine the flour, cheese, egg yolk, and butter. Add your extra condiments if desired. Knead until smooth, cover in cling wrap, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
Preheat your oven to 180C/355F. Grease a baking tray well with butter, and dust a clean surface well with flour.
When the dough has solidified, roll it out flat until it is about an inch thick and use the cookie cutters to shape your biscuits. Space them finger-width apart on the baking tray and bake for 15-20 minutes, or until golden brown. Remove from the oven and cool on a rack for 30 minutes before eating. Biscuits can be kept for 1 week in a sealed airtight container.
Kid-Proof Scissors - jikook, rated t, teacher au [ao3, tumblr] MMA: Mixed Mutual Attraction - jikook, rated t, mma au [ao3, tumblr] A Hint of Magick - jikook, rated t, fantasy au [ao3, tumblr] Toothbrush - jikook, rated t, college au [ao3, tumblr] 3 x 3 = 9, please be mine? - jikook, rated t, college au [ao3, tumblr] The Devil Isn’t the Sinner - jikook, rated t, canon compliant [ao3] Lie - jikook, rated m, cafe au [ao3, tumblr] Coping - sugakookie, rated g, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr] Moving - jikook, rated m, apartment au [ao3, tumblr] Chocolate Milk - jikook, rated t, high school au [ao3, tumblr] Inconvenient - jikook, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] You Read Me Like a Book - jikook, rated t, college au [ao3, tumblr] Hold Me, Hold Me Tight - jikook, rated g, idol au [ao3, tumblr] Emergency Shower - jikook, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] You’re Pretty - minjoon, rated g, high school au [ao3, tumblr] Better Together - yoonmin, rated g, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr] The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell - jikook, rated t, college au [ao3, tumblr] He’s Mine - vminkook, rated t, cafe au [ao3, tumblr] Pickles - taekook, rated g, apartment au [ao3, tumblr] Smol - jikook, rated g, maknae!jimin au [ao3, tumblr] A Hearty Breakfast - taegi, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] Laundry Day - jikook, rated m, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr] Ding Dong Ditch - vminkook, rated m, college au [ao3, tumblr] The Reveal - vmin, rated g, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr] Could You Stop Being So High Up? - jikook, rated g, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr] Guide Me, Fly With Me - jikook, rated g, idol au [ao3, tumblr] Sketches of You - taekook, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] Matching - jikook, rated t, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr] Stairing Contest - vmin, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] Please Don’t Let Me Fall, Fall - jikook, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] My Light - taekook, rated g, college au [ao3, tumblr] Shut Up - taegi, rated t, high school au [ao3, tumblr] Mine - jikook, rated t, canon compliant [ao3, tumblr]
The Room of Unrequited Love - ongoing, jikook, rated t, hp au [ao3, tumblr] Tainted - hiatus, vminkook, rated t, fantasy au [ao3, tumblr] Rainbows - abandoned, jikook, rated t, college au [ao3, tumblr]
headcanons / drabbles
send me ship and i’ll tell you - jikook, ask meme [tumblr] it’s okay - jikook, drabble, canon compliant [tumblr] jikook x kids - jikook, headcanon, parents au [tumblr] How to Make Jeon Jungkook an Incoherent Mess - jikook, drabble, canon compliant [tumblr] telekinesis - yoonminkook, drabble, college au [tumblr] i miss you - sugakookie, drabble, apartment au [tumblr] warm me up - jikook, drabble, maknae!jimin au [tumblr] just do it - jikook, drabble, mafia au [tumblr] man of the hour - jikook, drabble, ceo au [tumblr] transformation - jikook, drabble, high school au [tumblr] jimin protection squad - jikook, drabble, canon compliant [tumblr] grease pt. 2 - jikook, drabble, grease au [tumblr] music to my ears - yoonminkook, drabble, apartment au [tumblr] i need u - jikook, drabble, i need u au [tumblr] grease pt. 1 - jikook, drabble, grease au [tumblr] haunted house - jikook, group write, halloween au [tumblr] the maknae - jikook, headcanon, maknae!jimin au [tumblr] movie star pt. 2 - jikook, headcanon, actor au [tumblr] movie star pt. 1 - jikook, headcanon, actor au [tumblr] 21st century romance - jikook, headcanon, canon compliant [tumblr]
Greased. - Chapt.1 - Bucky & Steve x Readers - Series
A/N - So I hope this goes well and everyone enjoys it. It’s reverse Grease to a point. I will probably be completely inaccurate here, but here goes nothing.Had to include OC due to not being able to juggle to main reader POV. Avengers AU. I don’t own Grease nor the Avengers, js.
Steve x Reader Bucky x OC (Rachel)
- Imagine Grease but in reverse. It’s the 50s and two best friends are in The Widows gang, a group of not so friendly girls. They fall for the not so dumb jock and the other a class clown. This could only go wrong. 50s College AU
this is my new go-to depression food. make it on a day where you have some extra spoons and it can last over a week and a half. it tastes delicious, is warm and comforting, and is easy on my IBS-prone stomach.
everything aside from the rice can be bought precooked to save on spoons. i will post the 2 spoon version and ¾ spoon version (2 spoon is oven free!)
2 spoon recipe:
2 cups rice, uncooked
4 cups broth (aka 1 carton of broth or 2 cans)
frozen veggies (i recommend pre-diced onions/mushrooms, peas and carrots, and/or broccoli)
1 10 oz bag frozen spinach or 2 handfuls of fresh spinach (if using fresh, combine at end of recipe)
½ tsp pepper
¼ tsp garlic powder
(optional) protein of choice, shredded Rotisserie chicken works great in this
(optional) cheese for topping (dairy or non dairy)
combine all ingredients and cook in rice cooker or stovetop until all liquid is dissolved. if desired, top with cheese.
¾ spoon recipe:
this recipe is prepared in parts, and then combined at the end.
for the rice:
2 cups rice, uncooked
4 cups broth
½ tsp pepper
¼ tsp garlic powder
for the casserole:
10 oz bag frozen spinach or 16 oz fresh spinach (or a couple of handfuls)
2 onions, diced (if using pre-cut/frozen, use about 2 cups. for low FODMAP, omit)
4 tbsp butter
1 tsp garlic, minced
1-2 cups broth
(optional) protein of choice
(optional) cheese for topping
combine rice ingredients in rice cooker or stovetop
cook for 25 minutes or until liquid has dissolved
preheat oven to 375° F
in a skillet, melt butter and add onions and garlic. cook until fragrant and onions begin to look translucent
add spinach, cook until soft
in a large bowl, combine rice and skillet mixture
slowly add 1-2 cups of broth to mixture until desired consistency is reached (i usually end up adding about 1 ½ cups)
grease baking dish
place mixture into baking dish. if desired, top with cheese at this point
bake uncovered for 25 minutes
(hint #1: to save on spoons, wrap baking dish in foil before placing mixture into dish, no grease required!)
(hint #2: separate mixture into two smaller baking dishes; bake one to eat now, freeze the other one for later! when you’re ready to eat it, bake at 350 for around 35 minutes!)
Dietary: Vegetarian, adjustable to Gluten-Free, High Protein
1/3 cup quick oats (use gluten-free oats to make this a gluten-free recipe!)
1 tsp baking powder
Sweetener of choice, to taste (I use about ¼ tsp stevia)
1/3 cup cottage cheese (I prefer to use 2%)
1/3 cup egg whites
Flavouring of choice: my go-to is ½ tsp cinnamon + ¼ tsp vanilla extract. If you’re adding cocoa powder, it will really thicken up the batter so have some sparkling water/club soda on hand to thin it out*
1 tbsp nut butter of choice
½ cup Greek yogurt (or yogurt of choice - skyr is a personal favourite of mine)
½ cup fruit (I typically use frozen mixed berries, but just about anything works!)
*I use sparkling water in pancakes instead of flat for extra fluffiness, but flat water will work just fine to thin out the batter!
In a blender, Magic Bullet, or food processor, add oats, baking powder, sweetener, cottage cheese, egg whites, and flavouring. Blend until smooth (you can leave some oat chunks if you prefer this, but be aware that it will affect the consistency of your batter).
On a non-stick or greased skillet, pour about 1/8 cup of the batter and cook until browned. Flip and brown the other side. Set pancake aside, and repeat with remaining batter.
Line the inside of a jar or tupperware container with nut butter. Add a pancake to the jar/container, top it with some of the yogurt and fruit, then add another pancake. Continue until you’ve used up all your pancakes, yogurt, and fruit.
Tighten the lid to your jar/container, stick in the fridge, and get excited for a delicious, pre-made, on-the-go breakfast in the morning!
Vanilla Cinnamon - ½ tsp cinnamon, ¼ tsp vanilla
Green Tea - 1 tsp matcha powder, ¼ tsp vanilla
Dark Chocolate - 1 tbsp cocoa powder + 1 tbsp mini chocolate chips to top while cooking