Dress for Success. 

Glasses: Felix Gray
Shirt: H&M
Chinos: American Eagle
Shoes: Jack Threads
Phone Case: Loopy Cases
Face: Mama and Papa Rhodes 

“Pairing the best of both worlds of comfort and style, this soft, split-back sweater plays the flirt with sheer woven shoulders and a trendy high-low hem. Easy-wearing pull-on style with a flattering crew neck and long sleeves.”

Lane Bryant: where you can buy a $60 (now on sale for $30) sweater that looks like you fashioned it out of two other, much smaller, sweaters. But look at that flattering crew neck!

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editor’s note: this actually kind of looks like they sewed two star trek TNG-era uniforms together. i wonder what fate befalls the grayshirts?  everyone judges them for the calories in the meals they produce with the replicator, maybe. or maybe other enterprise crew members roll their eyes and sigh melodramatically when they have to sit next to them in flight.