Coach looks like a scary dude, but he’s actually a big
softie. He has a really intimidating resting bitch face, and a more
intimidating murder face, but he would rather eat shit than say shit.
Coach is hella passive aggressive. If you mess with him he’ll
be all like, “Wah, I was always taught to turn the other cheek. Hate the sin,
love the sinner.” But then he’ll blind copy your boss and forward your emails
if he feels like you’re being rude. Or he’ll hand out invitations to a cookout
to everyone except you.
And it’s really interesting because Suzanne Bittle is the opposite.
She is small and very sweet, but if you mess with her she ascends through
passive aggressive and straight into aggressive-aggressive. Like, in high
school Bitty had a lot of trouble with this one teacher. Not the subject material,
but the teacher. Bitty would ask for help or clarification and the teacher
would basically do the academic equivalent of “No, fuck off and die.” And then
this teacher would “lose” Bitty’s assignments periodically, and he would grade
Bitty’s tests way harder than anyone else’s.
Isn’t it funny how on every popular vegan post there are at least half a dozen people in the notes yelling about how poor people can’t go vegan and how we’re being “elitist,” but when someone advocates for local, organic, grass fed, free range meat, suddenly no one wants to talk about accessibility anymore.
Wealthy Non-Vegan: VEGANISM IS EXPENSIVE AND ONLY FOR THE RICH, ELITE AND PRIVILEGED!!11!
Wealthy Non-Vegan: *In same breath* But don’t worry, you can still make a difference. You can still help animals, you just have to buy local, organic, grass fed, free range, hormone and antibiotic free meat, eggs and dairy from your local farm, specialty super market, craft butcher, or farmers market. You’ll have to pay out the ass for it but hey, it’s for a good cause, right? Be a good sport, and do the right thing. ;)