grass chewing

Various Varieties of Vegans, Pt. 2
  • minimalist vegan: probably makes youtube videos and lives out a backpack. what we should all aspire to be.
  • traveling vegan: most likely sticks to the equator and lives off of fresh fruit. alternatively, east asia is an excellent choice for vegan cuisine.
  • unstable vegan: can barely take care of theirself so compensates by being compassionate to literally everyone and everything.
  • depressed vegan: life is sad so i'm going to cry into this bowl of nice cream...
  • sad vegan: there's nothing to eat here...
  • freegan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • healthy vegan: veganism cured my depression and made my skin glow and might as well have already cured world hunger <3
  • punk vegan: manic panic hair dye. faux leather. fresh fruits and vegetables. anarchy.
  • small town vegan: food? lol. friends? lol. you can find them in a field stroking a cat and chewing on grass with the nearby grazing cattle.
  • city vegan: food? three vegan cafes within five blocks. friends? there's a vegan meet up this weekend! you can find them in the park feeding the pigeons with a flock of other vegans.
  • synthetic vegan: only wears polyester and only eats texturized soy protein.
  • romantic vegan: is determined to convert their partner to veganism, and will never give up.
  • gay vegan: the only animal they eat is pussy. either that, or their favorite fruit is banana.
  • jaded vegan: yeah no one's ever changing and i can never find a vegan partner sooooo...
  • apologetic vegan: meat is murder! jk pls don't hurt me im a pacifist >_<
  • rampant vegan: MEAT IS MURDER! CONFESS YOUR CRIMES AND APOLOGIZE TO THIS GROUND BEEF. (also known as the vegan meat eaters expect us to be)
  • communist vegan: a spectre is haunting earth--the spectre of veganism. the powers of this planet have aligned in a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: the meat industry, the consumer, and the FDA...

so, my dog has a boyfriend.

every time i let him in the backyard, he runs down to the neighbors’ sliding glass door and stares into it until they let their cocker spaniel charlie out. then they chase each other around and he copies everything charlie does until they wear themselves out and cuddle in the grass. they chew on the same frisbee, lick each other’s faces, and refuse to come in until we retrieve them.

it’s lovely and pure and i am proud.

Headcanon based on the movie where Gavroche, after seeing Marius ride a horse in service of Patria, attempts to ride the cow that has been wandering the streets in that one random shot of the movie. He befriends the cow by picking up little blades of grass from between the cobblestones and feeding the cow, and names the cow Gabby as a shorthand after himself. He then tries to ride Gabby like Marius rode the horse but the cow merely moos at him and keeps chewing her grass.

Freedom II Taehyung Smut

Originally posted by vminv

“Can you write a something where BTS is the cool peeps or like the bad peeps at school and they dare Tae to go on a date with you (a shy quiet girl)!!! Smut smut smut but like angst ending or you make the ending.”


Taehyung x Reader

/ smut / angst (?) at the end / 

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horizontalshift  asked:

Good gracious, I believe I have picked up a scent! I am Minnesotan, my love; we track our food before we kill it and bring it back to the cabin ere we dine. I am vegetarian, however, so I usually end up chewing some grass next to a moose. Should a hair on your head be harmed I shall track your scent, for the scent of a lover is unlike any other! I look forward to sharing my grass and moose with you, my muse, my joy, my love.

*nicer poetry to respond with*

My summer fairy, laying
in the tall grass,
and chewing on dandelion stems;
staring at the big sky
and contemplating existence.
My wild child,
tail dancing like a child’s song,
fur as white and soft
as morning.
And I’m sorry that cuddling
isn’t your favorite yet,
but you can’t blame a mom
for trying new tricks.
I’m sorry you get hiccups
whenever you wake up from a good nap.
I’m sorry that sometimes
you have to play therapist,
but nobody listens better.
I’m sorry I still pick you up
and embarrass you
in front of your friends,
but my little fuzzy worm,
it’s hard not to hold you close.
—  puppy hiccups /// schuyler peck
My summer fairy, laying
in the tall grass,
and chewing on dandelion stems;
staring at the big sky
and contemplating existence.
My wild child,
tail dancing like a child’s song,
fur as white and soft
as morning.
And I’m sorry that cuddling
isn’t your favorite yet,
but you can’t blame a mom
for trying new tricks.
I’m sorry you get hiccups
whenever you wake up from a good nap.
I’m sorry that sometimes
you have to play therapist,
but nobody listens better.
I’m sorry I still pick you up
and embarrass you
in front of your friends,
but my little fuzzy worm,
it’s hard not to hold you close.
—  Schuyler Peck, Puppy Hiccups

This is Reggie! He’s a four year old pit bull mix who’s pastimes include sampling exotic grasses, chewing on squeaky tennis balls, and cuddling with his human on a pile of fuzzy blankets. ~ @socially-awkward-lesbian