Friend: What do you look for in a person?

Me: They have to like Christmas, Christmas music, Christmas selfies, matching PJ’s, cuddles by the fireplace, hot chocolate, Christmas light watching, re-watching every Christmas movie in existence, ugly Christmas sweaters, and they have to own a box set of every home alone movie ever made.

Friend: Ok so basically Buddy The Elf…

Me: Yeah pretty much.

Buddy The Elf, setting unrealistic expectations for guys since 2003.