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“SNA: A Letter You’ll Never Read”

This crack is a collaboration between my brother and me as he really wanted to participate in Royai Week, but only if we could write outtakes for my crackfic, Survivor: Not Amestris. So we came up with this idea as an apology for….my actual entry for this prompt.

Unfortunately, this probably won’t make a lot of sense to anyone who didn’t read the fic because it happens between the scenes of Episode 11 (Part 2). (Mentions of Carlos the dolphin, Lan Fan and Roy’s rocky relationship, and diva!Ed) 

Anyway, I hope it gives you a laugh if you read it!

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anonymous asked:

P LS.... WRITE MORE SNA STUFF... THAT WAS PURE PERFECTION ADJSKDJLDJLDJADJKD

ljKAHSGLKJASHGLKSAJH! Thank you so much!!! I actually have some more SNA stuff planned just because it’s such a fun crack world to play in. Mostly just drabbles of extra scenes and outtakes and things like that! I’m in the middle of writing a reward challenge (which wasn’t in the fic, but is a huge thing in Survivor!) Here’s a preview: 

“So the first question,” Jeff Probst begins. “Who is the most annoying person on camp? Remember, now you’re showing me the name you think was written down the most.”

Roy smiles, displaying the name GREED, however, bristles when he looks down the line. Every single person holds his own name.

He glances next to him at Hawkeye’s vote and nearly drops his booklet from shock. “You too, Hawkeye!?”

Riza shrugs. “Sir, you’re widely disliked.”

Update on Free Adoptions

Hi folks! I want to apologize for the length it’s taken to get out the SNA Jakosian adoptions. I am very behind due to life events. Please be patient with me as I work on them a little behind schedule. I cannot give a definite time frame right now, but all adoptions might end up a week late. Again, apologies from me, but I am a person behind the conjuring, and I do have a family to take care of. ^-^ Thank you for your continued patience!

asanesana  asked:

1 - 20 but u gotta use a different OC each time ;3c

You know what I’m actually gonna do it I’ll just go alphabetical order lmao

1. A little-known talent of your OC?

(Akai Kami) Can sing opera lmao,,,

2. What trait does your OC like best about themself? (Eyes, guitar skills, random bird facts, etc)

(Akira) That she’s a normal, functioning human being unlike some. I wish i was joking

3. How many pillows does your OC sleep with?

(Akuma-Hime) Doesn’t have a bed. Only sleeps on pillows.

4. Is your OC good at keeping secrets?

(Angelos) Absolutely… not

5. Your OC’s worst habit?

(Ayaka) I Mean where the hell do i start? Eating with her mouth open is a p. bad one…. eating too quickly. eating anything. it’s all to do with eating…

6. Does your OC prefer tennis shoes/sneakers or flip flops?

(Babylon) He wouldn’t be caught dead in flip flops.

7. What is your OC’s opinion on body modifications?

(CHACHAMARU) Uh?? They’re okay, but she doesn’t see why anyone would want/need them.

8. Your OC is given a full-ride scholarship to any college they could want to go to. Where do they go and what do they major in?

(Dimitris) He’s smarter than most people in college, so there’s not need to go. At least that’s how sees it shrug.

9. What chore does your OC hate the most?

(Emiko) dont make my blind baby do chores it

10. Would your OC prefer to live in the city, the suburbs, or the country?

(Fumiko) The country!

11. Is your OC a blanket hog?

(Hachishakusama) She’s 6′9″ she needs all the blanket she can get

12. Would your OC play by the rules in a fight or take cheap shots?

(Hanako) CHEAP! SHOT! CHEAP! SHOT!

13. Does your OC have a widow ’s peak?

(Hanako Shimizu) No. i have nothing else to add

14. Happy birthday! What kind of present would your OC want?

(Hideki) A gameboy, or a fancynew bandana..

15. Something that grosses your OC out?

(Hikari) Nerds and losers that play that pokey mans game… :////

16. Your OC is suddenly on an adventure! Where do they go and what do they do?

(Ichiko) bed. to sleep. the adventure part is a hotel across the street

17. Is there a real person that looks like your OC?

(Ichiro) I mean most likely? except for the fact he has that anime cat-mouth syndrome :3

18. Something that makes your OC laugh without fail?

(Jingfei) absolutely… everything.. its annoying, actually.

19. Something that makes your OC cry without fail?

(Katsuko) What are these… emotions, you speak of?

20. A obscure/ridiculous fear your OC has?

(Saeko) I broke the alphabetical chain because thinking of a fear for Konosuke is really hard… but Saeko’s afraid of butterflies.