these are four battleborn - inspired playlists i made! since the seperate posts for each album are queued for today I thought I’d go ahead and post the album art :> you can listen to them on my playmoss.
a court of thorns and roses: the seven courts of prythian
the spring court’s high lord is tamlin the summer court’s high lord is tarquin the autumn court’s high lord is beron the winter court’s high lord is kallias the dawn court’s high lord is unnamed the day court’s high lord is helion the night court’s high lord is rhysand
The sun was gone, and the sky was full of stars. So many. She leaned her back against a fluted pillar and wondered if her brother was looking at the same stars tonight, wherever he might be. Do you see the white one, Quentyn? That is Nymeria’s star, burning bright, and that milky band behind her, those are ten thousand ships. She burned as bright as any man, and so shall I. You will not rob me of my birthright! ― The Queenmaker, A Feast for Crows.
“I know about the promise,” insisted the girl. “Maester Theomore, tell them! A thousand years before the Conquest, a promise was made, and oaths were sworn in the Wolf’s Den before the old gods and the new. When we were sore beset and friendless, hounded from our homes and in peril of our lives, the wolves took us in and nourished us and protected us against our enemies. The city is built upon the land they gave us. In return we swore that we should always be their men. Stark men!”― Davos III, A Dance with Dragons.
“—is mine, Lord Snow. And I am no southron lady but a woman of the free folk. I know the forest better than all your black-cloaked rangers. It holds no ghosts for me.” ― Jon VIII, A Dance with Dragons.
In the Futurama episode “Spanish Fry” the Planet Express Crew go out camping and, while there, Fry is abducted by aliens in the dead of night and returned without his nose.
It’s found out that the Alien Black Market is stealing male human noses and calling them “human horns” and selling them as an “aphrodisiac,” and Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8, is in possession of Fry’s.
They confront him and it’s returned without a hitch, but just as they’re about to leave Bender pipes up and asks,
To which Lrrr replies,
Bender responds, oblivious to Fry’s growing ire,
Lrrr immediately demands that Fry’s “lower horn” is removed, prepared for consumption, and placed in his and his wife, Ndnd’s, bedroom. (The use of an aphrodisiac is all in the attempt to save his failing, and passion-less, marriage.)
Fry is quickly accosted, and, from there, Bender spends the rest of the episode making jokes about Fry’s “wing-dang doodle” and the lack of action it seemingly gets, at least, by anyone which isn’t Fry himself.
Here are those jokes:
And finally, Joke #6.)
And this is why I believe you should watch Futurama.