grapefuit

My Life so far with MyFitnessPal

Me: Oh, it keeps track of water.
Me: So far I had 2 cups of water.
Me: Let’s see, I had another cup.
Me: 2 more cups of water…
Me: Shit. When did I last log in water?  I think I had two cups since then.
Me: I think I had another cup.
Me: THIS IS TOO STRESSFUL TO REMEMBER. WHY. WHY DO I NEED TO DO THIS.

Me: Today I’ve had grapefuit, broccoli, bell peppers, raspberries…
MFP: These foods are a good source of Vitamin C!
MFP: You’ve gone over 200% of your Vitamin C amount!
Me: Oh shut up.

On the weekend…
MFP: You haven’t logged in your breakfast today! Do you want to do it now?
Me: Breakfast?  I woke up at 10:30…

On a non-workout day…
Me: I am done with my log today.
MFP: You’re under your calorie count by 120+ calories. Eating is important blah blah blah…
Me: Oh geezus…I didn’t workout today.  Gimmie a break.

On a workout day…
MFP: 
You only have 120ish calories left today!!!!!
Me: Calm yourself.
Me: *Logs workout*
MFP: You can have another 560 calories today.
Me: See? Geeze.

Me: I just ate an apple…
MFP: Did you have a cup worth?
Me: Huh? I don’t know…
MFP: Was it apple sauce?
Me: No…
MFP: Was it an apple pie?
Me: No!
MFP: How about a strudel?
Me: IT WAS A PLAIN RAW APPLE.
MFP: Was it raw with skin? Medium size 1 apple?
Me: WHY WASN’T THIS LISTED FIRST?!

Behind Closed Doors

This some comic I had that was lying on my desktop for a couple of months unfinished. It was just staring down at my soul begging me to finish it. So I did.

credits for the art posters

art poster: LaggyCreatings
art poster 2: cargocollective.com

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Craig: Hey Tweek c'mere, I’ve got something to show ya.
Tweek: Oh man!

Tweek: What the hell was that for?
Craig:  Clyde showed it to me.
Tweek: That’s gross, man.
Craig: Haha should see the look of your face!!

sister:  So having fun sucking each other’s dicks huh?

sister:  I could hear you at the end of the hallway.

Craig:  Uh…You’re 6, you shouldn’t be saying stuff like that. Why don’t you go play with your Barbie dolls or something and leave us alone.

sister: Up your’s, Craig. I would love to if you guys weren’t so loud!

sister: Oh, by the way, here’s a condom. Your fuck buddy gave it to me to give to you for all I care. One advice, use it wisely.

Craig: HEY! WHAT THE HELL?

sister: And, Dad wanted you guys to keep it down and leave your door open.

Craig: How… the fuck…? Tweek!?!
Tweek: WHA– IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR!!
Craig: Seriously? She was looking right at you!!
Tweek: I swear to God, Craig, it wasn’t me. I don’t have anything to do with it!!

Craig:  OH ha ha very funny!

#CraigSisterRoast

Wondering what they’re looking up, it’s called Grapefuit technique, friends showed it to me, so this comic will relate somehow ;). 

for after their music core precording, shinee got shawols (which totaled to around 600~) who attended a food truck. the banner on the truck read: “sorry for recording so early, shawolsus-nim. shinee will take responsibility~.” (the nickname is a mixture of “shawol” and “dionysus”, which is related to a meme that the members have been acting out during prerecordings throughout promotions.) along with pizza, the truck included a menu of both hot and cold drinks, including: hot americano, latte, hot chocolate, camomile tea, peppermint tea, iced americano, iced latte, iced hot chocolated, grapefuit-ade, pomelo-ade, and cherryade. (source: omggminho / vanilla cube)